“EL PASO, TX — In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden...”
White House Explains That Biden Smeared Suntan Lotion On His Sandwich And Spread Mayo On His Face, A Simple Mistake That Could Happen To Anyone Even Someone Without Dementia
“AUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of rigging elections in secret, Democrats have now...”
C-Span Acquired By Pornhub
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 11 months ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the...”
Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“DALLAS, TX — Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of...”
Just cause.. Happy Thanksgiving!
By: GregTx • Music • 13 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
Men Pretending To Be Women Go To Lunch With Man Pretending To Be Catholic | Babylon Bee
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • last year
“VATICAN CITY — A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.”
