President That Just Gave Hamas $100 Million Denounces Elon Musk As Antisemite

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After handing $100 million to terrorists hellbent on killing Jews, the White House today accused Elon Musk of being an...”

Californians Set Up President Xi Dummy So Newsom Will Keep The Cities Clean All The Time

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“SACRAMENTO, CA — In a clever ruse to trick Governor Gavin Newsom into keeping cities and streets clean all the time, Californians set up a dummy of...”

Thousands Already Lined Up For Black Friday After Grocery Store Offers Prices From When Trump Was President

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  last year

“SACRAMENTO, CA — Customers have already begun camping out by the thousands after a local grocery store announced on Black Friday they would sell...”

Trump Swing-State Lead Expected To Hold Until 3 A.M. On Election Night

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  last year

“NEW YORK, NY — Political analysts and media pundits alike were stunned by recent poll results showing former President Donald Trump taking a...”

Here's A List Of All The Pro-Palestine Protesters Who Are Being Prosecuted For Attempting To Storm The White House

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  last year

“It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved...”

Israel is more committed to protecting civilians in Gaza than Hamas is

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“In stark contrast to Israel's efforts to protect Palestinian civilians, Hamas shows a complete disregard for the safety of its own population.”

Palestine Protester Tries To Argue With Skinhead But They Just Agree On Everything

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“DALLAS, TX — A tense situation was avoided today, as a Leftist pro-Palestine protestor attempted to get into an argument with a Skinhead but found...”

A plague on both the parties

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“Today's voters face a conundrum akin to Winston Churchill's lament that democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others.”

The clash of civilization and barbarism

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  34 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“Hamas's unprovoked and brutal attack on Israeli civilians on Oct. 7 has shone a bright light on the global rise of antisemitism and forced...”

'We May Never Know Exactly What Hamas Wants,' Says Reporter In Front Of Hamas Holding 'Exterminate Jews From Existence' Banner

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“GAZA — Members of the media remain unsure of the motivation behind Hamas' violent attacks against Israel, with a reporter on the scene left...”