Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions between the federal government and 25 red states over securing the border continued to stoke fears of another Civil...”

Texas Finds Loophole With New 'Super Ouchy Pokey Wire'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“EL PASO, TX — With the legal conflict between the federal government and the state of Texas still in full swing following the U.S. Supreme Court...”

Biden pledges to sign 'toughest and fairest' border reforms 'ever'

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“President Joe Biden weighed in himself Friday evening on the drama surrounding the Senate's Ukraine-immigration deal, claiming the legislation...”

Amy Coney Barrett Says Ruling For Open Border Has Nothing To Do With Landscaping Work She Needs Done This Summer

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, DC — Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett fielded questions from reporters regarding her controversial vote to remove razor wire...”

What's next in the Texas border wire legal battle?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“Razor wire fences along the southern U.S. border are sparking a legal battle after the Supreme Court dealt Texas a blow in their effort to secure...”

Supreme Court Rules It's Illegal For National Guard To Guard Nation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that it's now illegal for the Texas National Guard to guard Texas or the nation.”

Expect the expected from a second Biden or Trump term

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“A lot of Americans will hope the nation can survive until 2028.”

Despite Negative Reviews, 'Trump Vs. Biden' Renewed For Second Season

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — Though its first season was branded a massive disappointment by viewers and critics alike, Trump Vs. Biden has shockingly been renewed for a...”

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has uncovered a terrifying plot by MAGA extremists to show up at local...”

Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  last year

“BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Taylor Swift was visibly shocked and stunned at the Golden Globes this year when Selena Gomez came over to her table to explain...”