'I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,' Says College Student At 'Kill The Jews' Rally
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“CAMBRIDGE, MA — A local university student expressed her own tremendous virtue by proudly announcing she would never have gone along with the rise...”
Robert E. Lee Statue Gives One Final Thumbs-Up As It's Melted Down
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 121 Comments • last year
“CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA — In a meaningful moment that was years in the making, the bronze statue of Robert E. Lee that once stood in Charlottesville...”
Obama's Israel statement is arrogant, naive, and dangerous
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 23 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“More than two weeks after Hamas launched a genocidal assault on Israel, resulting in the death of at least 1,400 innocent civilians and the...”
Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping To Get More Ideas On How To Run California
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“BEIJING — California Governor Gavin Newsom went to China to meet with the head of the totalitarian Communist regime after reportedly feeling...”
Alaska Airlines Pilot Heroically Saves Plane From Crashing Into Dirigibles Flown By Warring Factions Of Machine Elves
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • last year
“PORTLAND, OR — An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by...”
B-52s won't play Australian state dinner against backdrop of Israel war
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“New wave band the B-52s will no longer entertain President Joe Biden's guests at the Australian state dinner given recent world events, according...”
Republicans To Spend Weekend Brainstorming How To Be Even More Of An Embarrassment
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After another week of taking petty squabbling and gross incompetency to new heights, Congressional Republicans are taking the...”
Arrests of people on FBI terror watch list crossing border illegally hits 100-year high
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 35 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“Border Patrol caught more than 172 known or suspected terrorists illegally entering the United States from Mexico or Canada over the past 12...”
The least grateful generation
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 38 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“Like many who watched the Hamas attacks unfold on television, the images of burnt-alive bodies and child corpses being piled into shabby truck beds...”
How to start a world war
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 15 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“We are approaching a pivotal moment in history. The local war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza is one front in a regional war between Israel and...”
