4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has...”

Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to...”

Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening...”

Israel war: Offensive into Gaza reportedly delayed over fears of Hezbollah intervention

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“The Israeli ground offensive into Gaza was partially delayed over a fear of an intervention by Hezbollah from the border with Lebanon, according to...”

Shame, do not silence, Hamas supporters for their speech

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  last year

“The Hamas atrocity last weekend wasn't just an attack on Israel. It added another chapter in the far too long and large history of antisemitic...”

Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad,...”

Nations Wishing There Were Some Sort Of Structure They Could Build To Physically Stop Jihadists From Entering Their Borders

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“PARIS — Following a fatal knife attack by a self-proclaimed jihadist in Arras, France, the leaders of Western nations wondered if there would ever...”

Powerful: 'Justice For Palestine' Spray-Painted On Freshly Looted Nike Store

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  4 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“PHILADELPHIA, PA — In a beautiful display of solidarity between oppressed people groups, Black Lives Matter has spray painted the words "Justice...”

Border Patrol issues 'safety alert' over call to find and torture agents

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“The U.S. Border Patrol has placed agents on high alert after its intelligence office uncovered a plot to obtain the home addresses of agents for...”

GoFundMe To Send The Squad To Gaza Raises $5 Million

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“U.S. — Following the controversy that arose due to comments made by a group of outspoken members of Congress known as "The Squad" regarding the...”