LA Mayor Karen Bass claims crime continues because 'there's profits to be made'
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“Democratic Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass pointed to the profits made off of crime as the main motivator for criminals.”
Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again
Via: GregTx • Satire • 10 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again...”
Fulton County Releases First Official Portrait Of The 47th President Of The United States
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“ATLANTA, GA — In a moment that will go down in history books for generations to come, Georgia's Fulton County has released an exclusive first...”
Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“LOS ANGELES, CA — Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical storm as it made landfall over the weekend. What the sources...”
Following Hurricane, California's Homeless Begin The Hard Work Of Re-Pooping All The Sidewalks
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain,...”
Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartwarming ceremony, President Joe Biden awarded the prestigious Medal of Honor to Kaleo Manuel for his work conserving...”
Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“CALIFORNIA — Hurricane Hilary made landfall today in California, quickly destroying tens of thousands of emails upon her arrival.”
Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“LOS ANGELES, CA — As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that...”
California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“SACRAMENTO, CA — In what officials have hailed as a historic first, California has become the first state to achieve a crime rate of zero after...”
Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China
Via: GregTx • Satire • 9 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“CAMP DAVID — With mortgage interest rates continuing to climb and home ownership increasingly out of reach for many Americans, President Joe Biden...”
