Teen driver appears to intentionally hit, kill retired police chief in viral video

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Teenager has been charged with murder after video shows him deliberately mow down a retired police chief in fatal Las Vegas hit-and-run, local...”

Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital...”

Breaking unions' death grip on democracy

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  38 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Democracy's hierarchy for managing government no longer exists.”

Auto CEOs Struggling With Whether To Replace Striking Workers With Robots Or Mexicans

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“DETROIT, MI — With UAW workers officially on strike to demand a 4-day, 32-hour work week, leadership with the Big Three automakers are reportedly...”

A bad week for Bidenomics

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Economically, things were supposedly turning around for President Joe Biden. Unemployment had fallen to 3.8%, GDP was growing, and wages briefly...”

Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  39 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“CUPERTINO, CA — Apple capped off its rollout day by announcing the first ever totally carbon-neutral Uyghur slave camp, to raucous cheers from...”

Establishment voice calls for Harris to quit — Biden, too

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“ESTABLISHMENT VOICE CALLS FOR HARRIS TO QUIT. BIDEN, TOO. Polls show that most people think President Joe Biden is too old to serve effectively in...”

Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly...”

New Mexico AG Raul Torrez refuses to defend Gov. Lujan Grisham in gun carry suspension lawsuits

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  9 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Democratic New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torrez announced he will not defend the state in pending lawsuits against the governor's public health...”

Democrats Say Republicans Just Using Impeachment To Try To Get Around Rigged Election System

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have expressed aghastment at the GOP's new low of using impeachment to try to get around an election system that has...”