New Mexico Criminals Excited To Hear No One Will Be Armed For Entire Month

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“NEW MEXICO — Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire...”

Can we finally agree that sanctuary cities are a failed experiment?

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  14 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Since its founding, America has had a leg up on other countries because of its willingness to think boldly and try new things.”

The gun charge is a sideshow

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“President Joe Biden insists there was an "absolute wall" between himself and his family's overseas business adventures. Too bad for him, that wall...”

Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of...”

Biden wants to use illegal immigrants to punish Texas

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“President Joe Biden is apparently so thoroughly lost on what to do to fix the border crisis that he is now considering using illegal immigrants to...”

Zogby: 'Catastrophic' disaster brewing for Biden reelection

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  13 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Longtime Democratic pollster John Zogby has always liked President Joe Biden.”

Eric Adams Calls Texas To Ask If They Have Any More Of Those Cowboy Guys With The Whips

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“NEW YORK, NY — As New York City continues to face a growing crisis due to ongoing waves of illegal migrants flooding into the city, Mayor Eric...”

Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the...”

'Yep, I've Got Covid,' Says Dr. Jill Biden Hitting Self On Forehead With Knee Hammer Thing

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  275 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — First Lady (and real doctor) Jill Biden has confirmed she tested positive for COVID-19 after conducting her own extensive...”

Look for the union label attached to Biden, it's making life hard for workers this Labor Day

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  10 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Look for the union label attached to Biden, it's making life hard for workers this Labor Day. His union buddies want to force workers to join...”