Newsom says he won't challenge Biden, but why would a failing governor even consider it?
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 2 Comments • 3 years ago
“California Gov. Gavin Newsom has announced that he will not be running for president against Joe Biden in 2024. The real wonder is that he was ever...”
Biden was unpopular with voters, but Trump dragged his party down just as much
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 7 Comments • 1 Like • 3 years ago
“Former President Donald Trump could not wait until after the Dec. 6 runoff in Georgia to announce for president in 2024. This was a mistake, as was...”
Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might...”
Socialism at Plymouth Rock: Getting the Thanksgiving story straight
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 41 Comments • 6 Likes • 3 years ago
“One thing to be thankful for this Thanksgiving is that it took the Pilgrims only a year or so to figure out that socialism was bad, both for...”
Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer...”
Anderson Aldrich Non-Binary Revelation Leaves Internet Divided
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 31 Comments • 3 years ago
“Members of the LGBTQ community argue his non-binary claims are trolling, while right-wingers say it's proof the left was trying to politicize the...”
CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 years ago
“NEW YORK, NY — This week, CBS News confirmed that Hunter Biden's laptop detailing illegal acts, including foreign financial entanglements that...”
Qatar World Cup Games To Cut Off Human Sales After 75th Minute
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 3 years ago
“DOHA, QATAR—Unveiling several policies for the upcoming international soccer tournament, the nation of Qatar announced Sunday that its World Cup...”
Republicans: Where's your agenda? | The Hill
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 10 Comments • 1 Like • 3 years ago
“Stating goals is no substitute for action; the GOP must also deliver on these ambitions.”
Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 3 years ago
“LOS ANGELES—Pledging to never again lose focus on their most important constituents, the Democratic National Committee reportedly vowed Tuesday to...”
