Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“LOS ANGELES—Pledging to never again lose focus on their most important constituents, the Democratic National Committee reportedly vowed Tuesday to...”

Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Respect for Marriage Bill to codify gay marriage nearing final passage, Representative Ilhan Omar has asked for an...”

Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy's

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON—In an effort to earn a little extra cash ahead of the holiday season, Vice President Kamala Harris told reporters Thursday she had...”

'Twitter Is Dead,' 300 Million People Post On Twitter

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WORLD — Hundreds of millions of people around the world mourned the sudden death of Twitter last night with hundreds of millions of heartfelt posts...”

Waukesha Christmas parade attacker sentenced to life in prison

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Darrell Brooks, the man who drove a car through a Waukesha Christmas parade in 2021, killing six and wounding dozens, was sentenced to six...”

Voters sent a message in the midterm elections to both Biden and Trump — will either listen?

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PITTSBURGH — Since 2006, I have covered four midterm elections in which majorities changed hands in the House or Senate. In 2006, Republicans paid...”

Joe Manchin Projected To Retain Control Of The Senate

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After several days of vote counting, media outlets are now projecting that Joe Manchin will retain control of the Senate.”

Biden's lesson from the election is that he's doing a great job

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  11 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“It appears that President Joe Biden and his party are about to lose control of the House. Democrats did not suffer the political beating that...”

10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  12 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Wherever your political loyalties lie, you were probably disappointed in the result of the most recent election. After all, you weren't crowned...”

Patriarchy Wins Beauty Pageant

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 years ago

“DERRY, NH — After an intense competition, the winner of a local Miss America beauty pageant for a college scholarship was revealed to be the...”