By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 7 comments • 9 years ago
Since last we spoke, do you remember? When you would "giggled", and, I held by breathe hopping that you would? We laughed, separately, together, at different times, in different places, at different times, and, occasionally one of you would send an "insulting, blistering"comment eviscerating my MasterfulEpic, with even wittier remarks and better comment, forcing me tolock myselfin the...
Too Many Big Boobs in Congress, Now! Support a Constitutional Amendment to elect ONLY WOMEN WITH BIG BOSOMS - No More Boobs in Congress!
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 3 comments • 9 years ago
The Case for Americans to elect only beautiful women with BIG BOSOMS to public office. Do you agree? Current Status: Blessed (1) By EatThe Press - Don't Read It! Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:21 AM women politics restrictions no-men big-breast better-government public-elections Discuss: 171 What do you think? Survey 'Murica, do you believe we...
Santa Ain't White - He's a Space Alien able to bend the Space Time Continnium!
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 2 comments • 11 years ago
Megyn Kelly, the formerporn queen turned news correspondent of the nations leading news organization,(according to Bill O'Reilly),broke the story that "Santa is a White Man and Jesus is, too", on Fox TV Network Faux News, which shocked and outraged millions of educated viewers, like me. Fox is reputedly the "Fair and Balance" news organization, so it must be true, you argue, but, on this one...
The Unholy Marriage of Evangelicals & the GOP
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 1 comments • 11 years ago
If you have ever wondered, "Why is America fast becoming a Stink hole?", while you were answering nature's call, yourself.Well, White folks, I can answer that fer you. Don't strain your prettybutt no more, no more. Hit the Road Jack and Don't Ya Come Back, No More, No More!You see, White Folks, Amerika, went to Hell in a designer's hand bag, back in the day,when "W", Americas first retarded...
You Know You Are Old When -
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 1 comments • 11 years ago
You know you're old when the term "Traitor " is whatTea Republicanscall Republicans that voted to raise the debt ceiling,voted forObama Care, and/or voted their conscious.See Tea Republicans Eat @!$%#! You know you're old when "Patriot" described someone that served in the Armed Forces and not to describea flag wrapped Republicans that once attended a "Tea Rally In The Alley," with a...
NO LEGISLATING WHILE DRUNK
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 0 comments • 11 years ago
We, here in Tea Amerika,still have laws prohibiting "Drunk Drivers", (DWI), from operating a motor vehicle under the influence of drugs or alcohol. WHY NOT LAWS PROHIBITING Legislators from operating while drunk? Citizens are also prohibited in many instances from, (at least for now, until Tea Nuts challenge the constitutionality of the law), err, citizensare restricted from...
The Unholy Marriage of Gay Bashing Evangelical, Born Again, Red Neck, Backwoods Religion & Their Intellectually Challenged Tea Re-Puritan Party
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 1 comments • 11 years ago
www.The Unholy Alliance The UnHoly Marriage of Gay Bashing Evangelical, Born Again, Backwoods Religion And The Intellectually Challenged Tea Re-Puritans! Current Status: Censored (70) By WintropeMerrideth, The III Tue Nov 5, 2013 6:34 AM politics marriage clinton w evangelical anti-gay born-again sinners h-w-george-bush "W" America First...
"Honey, I found the car keys!" Is that Gay?
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 2 comments • 11 years ago
Gay Marriages? What Other Kind Are There? Gay Marriage? What Other Kind Is There, Earl?
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By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 5 comments • 11 years ago
WintropeMerrideth, The III My Column Account Settings Sign Out The Paula Deen Flap, "Much Ado About Nothing", authored by William Shakedown,illustrates how sensitive America has become to words. The issue is often defined as who used it; how did they it used and in what context. Some words are appropriate for usein "Rap" music, when,...
Trump and Newt's Plan to Solve Poverty
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 0 comments • 11 years ago
Donald ("The Comb-Over") Trump, the smug, sometimes billionaire, sometimes millionaire,former Republican Presidential candidate, (for a whole three minutes),and,the very same man who just said today that hemay run again next year in 2012,"hooked up" with his stooge, Newt Gingrich, the former Censured Speaker of the House, Thrice Married - Twice Divorced, Family Values, Republican Presidential...
What Republicans Really Want! Slavery!
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 3 comments • 11 years ago
Religion - How to Process and Understand It For Idiots
By: Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, • default • 4 comments • 11 years ago
Here is an insightful Epistle that I live by each and everyday, except on Sundays, when I do my own revenge "Drive - By". God, bless.