DMV Censorshit

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  2 weeks ago  •  163 comments

DMV Censorshit
THIS PLATE MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE ISSUED

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I recently went to the local branch of the North Carolina DMV and I purchased a personalized license tag for my car.  I knew I couldn't get " IMPEACH ! " because I had checked it out online and it wasn't available.  The clerk entered my new "tag line" (" MPEACH ! ") in the computer and I paid the fee of $30.00.  He assured me that I would receive my new tag by mail in about 2 weeks.

I never received my tag.  Instead of a tag, I received this letter:


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The letter says:

"PERSONALIZED LICENSE PLATE MPEACH ! WAS REQUESTED FOR YOU IN ERROR.  THIS PLATE MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE ISSUED."

Yeah, I guess the guy at the end of the block, who wears a MAGA hat and has the huge confederate flag flying, would cry when my car goes by.  There would probably be weeping bigots all over town.

So the State North Cakalacky has decided to violate my First Amendment rights to protect the tender feelings of the members of the fucking KKK.

If I was wealthy, I would sue the state.

Maybe I should write to the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department to give the Attorney General a good laugh.

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al Jizzerror
1  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Maybe I should have requested "FUCK TRUMP".

 
 
 
Tacos!
1.1  Tacos!  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    2 weeks ago

Was this really your plate request? If so, I think you should challenge it. If you're interested, I'm happy to tell why I think you have a case.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tacos! @1.1    2 weeks ago
Was this really your plate request?

I assure you that the letter I published is genuine.

I requested "MPEACH !".

 
 
 
Texan1211
1.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

No, your rights weren't violated.

You can say impeach all you want, and government is powerless to stop you.

See, you even wrote it here.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.2    2 weeks ago
No, your rights weren't violated. You can say impeach all you want, and government is powerless to stop you.

The State won't give me my "MPEACH !" license tag (that was paid for).

That IS a fucking violation of my rights.

 
 
 
Texan1211
1.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.3    2 weeks ago

Nope.

they also refunded your money.

You could not get a license plate that says "nigger" on it, either.

The state can also deny you a plate with a confederate flag on it.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.2    2 weeks ago
You can say impeach all you want, and government is powerless to stop you. See, you even wrote it here.

This site cannot violate anyone's First Amendment rights.  This site is not constrained by the First Amendment because it is not a government run site.  NewsTalkers can censor anything they want to on this site.

The First Amendment only protects us from government censorshit.  The state government censored my license tag.  That constitutes a First Amendment violation.

 
 
 
Heartland American
1.1.6  Heartland American  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.3    2 weeks ago

Isn’t Roy Cooper a Democrat? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.4    2 weeks ago
The state can also deny you a plate with a confederate flag on it.

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Heartland American
1.1.8  Heartland American  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.5    2 weeks ago

I know of liberal states that won’t allow “choose life” or some variant of it on their plates.  Is that the same kind of violation in your opinion?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.9  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.4    2 weeks ago
You could not get a license plate that says "nigger" on it, either.

I forgot that Texans are experts on that.

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al Jizzerror
1.1.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.8    2 weeks ago

Yes.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.11  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.8    2 weeks ago
“choose life”

Are you anti-abortion?

 
 
 
dave-2693993
1.1.12  dave-2693993  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.11    2 weeks ago
Are you anti-abortion?

Non of my damn business, but I am anti-assholism if that counts for anything?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.13  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  dave-2693993 @1.1.12    2 weeks ago
I am anti-assholism if that counts for anything?

Yes, I'm also anti-Trump.

 
 
 
Texan1211
1.1.14  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.5    2 weeks ago

Well, sue them if you can find a dumb enough lawyer, or will you be representing yourself in this cut-and-dried case??

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.15  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.14    2 weeks ago

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cobaltblue
1.1.16  cobaltblue  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.8    2 weeks ago
choose life

Choose life, my ass. They choose birth. And that's it. After that baby leaves the birth canal, all bets are off. Ask the state for financial aid to take care of your baby? Then she's leech on society according to many on the right. No welfare, they cry. The decision to abort involves the ability to care for the child, whether the child is really wanted since it might get in the way of drug use, etc. It cannot be an easy decision. I have thoughts on how that can be remedied, but it involves finding the father through DNA, registering with the federal government via IRS that the father is obligated to pay of all health and welfare expenses for the child through maturity. If they don't pay, the IRS gets them. But I digress. 

Here is just one example of the statistics of what happens to babies who are born on demand by the people who don't give a shit about what really happens to them. 

Fatal child abuse or neglect is the fatal physical injury or negligent treatment of a child by a person who is responsible for the child’s welfare. It is reported that more than 1,700 children in the U.S. die of child abuse and neglect each year, and the actual number of abuse and neglect deaths is estimated to be much higher than that reported by vital statistics data.

Young children are the most vulnerable victims. National statistics show that children under four years of age account for 81.6% of all maltreatment deaths and infants account for over half of those. Fifty-nine percent of the child fatalities in 2011 were boys. One or both parents were perpetrators in 78.3% of all maltreatment deaths. Fatal abuse is interrelated with poverty, domestic violence and substance abuse.

One serious type of physical abuse is abusive head trauma, injuries that occur when a child’s head is slammed against a surface or severely struck, or when a child is violently shaken. AHT occurs most frequently in infants, particularly in the first two months of life. There have been major improvements in the ability to diagnose abusive head trauma and in investigators’ abilities to recognize when a caregiver’s explanation for injuries do not match the severity of the injuries. For example, it is now widely accepted that falls from short heights or a child being accidentally dropped rarely cause extensive and severe head injuries.

Another frequent cause of physical abuse deaths is punches or kicks to the abdomen, leading to internal bleeding. Other forms of fatal physical abuse include immersion into hot water, drowning and smothering. Many children who die from physical abuse have been abused over time, but a one-time event can also cause death. The most common reason given by caretakers who fatally injure their children is that they lost patience when the child would not stop crying. Other common reasons given by the abusers include bedwetting, fussy eating and disobedient behavior.

Fatalities from neglect result from any of a number of different ways that caregivers fail to adequately provide for or supervise their children. Caregivers may fail to provide food and nurturing to their child, leading to malnutrition, failure to thrive, starvation or dehydration. Caregivers may fail to seek medical care when their child is ill, leading to more serious illness and death. Neglect cases can also result from intentional or grossly negligent failure to adequately supervise a child, resulting in bathtub drowning, suffocations, poisonings and other types of fatal incidents.

Some children who die from maltreatment are unknown to Child Protective Services at the time of their death. Child Maltreatment 2011, federal government statistics estimates about state-reported child maltreatment, estimates that 1,570 children died from abuse and neglect in 2011 and states that only 863 of those children were from families that had received Child Protective Services within the five years prior to the death.

Cite .

How many pro-birth people have foster children in their home? Kill a zygote? Horrors!! Into hell for eternity you go! But burn, starve, beat, sell into sex, neglect? A mere 'meh' for those people. Disgusting. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.17  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.15    2 weeks ago

Then I suggest "HCAEPMI." The bad part about it, most of the remaining Traitor-In-Chief supporters won't get it. The supporters that thought he'd bring change have jumped ship. The only two factions of most of the remaining supporters are those who just "like to see demmies cry, so fuck the country" and thinly veiled racists. Neither faction is made up of deep thinkers, so again ... they just won't get it. Of course, if you park on the opposite side of the parking lane across from a guy with a confederate flag plate, he'll have to look in his mirror to back up.

 
 
 
1stwarrior
1.1.18  1stwarrior  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.17    2 weeks ago

Quite sure many of the "haters" would think that's "cool".

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.19  cobaltblue  replied to  dave-2693993 @1.1.12    2 weeks ago
I am anti-assholism

Then there are askholes. They ask an opinion and do the hell what they want anyway. We all know askholes. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.1.20  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    2 weeks ago
 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.21  cobaltblue  replied to  1stwarrior @1.1.18    2 weeks ago
"haters" would think that's "cool"

Thank you for acknowledging the "haters" are smarter than the "ignorers."

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.22  cobaltblue  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.4    2 weeks ago
that says "nigger" on it

Wrong. And it's worse than N1GGER. This guy wants everyone to know he's got insecurity problems. Seems to me a person only hates to feel somehow superior. 

Hateful-DC-license-plate-e1372778765108.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
1.1.23  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.22    2 weeks ago

Dollar to a donut that's on a black person's car. Probably a rapper wannabe.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.24  cobaltblue  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.23    2 weeks ago
a black person's car. Probably a rapper wannabe.

Doesn't matter. Someone said you can't put NIGGER on a plate, and he's wrong. Again.

 
 
 
Tacos!
1.1.25  Tacos!  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

OK, well anyway, I think it's an interesting case. The caselaw on this stuff varies a little depending on what part of the plate we're talking about and the reasons for controlling the speech.

For example, one of the seminal cases on license plates was from New Hampshire where someone objected to having the phrase "live free or die" on their plate. The Court decided their speech rights weren't at issue because it was actually the government that was speaking. This leads people (and states I think) to get the idea that everything on the plate is government speech, but I don't think that's true.

I believe that the part where you put your message constitutes what the courts call a "limited pubic forum." It's not a totally open public forum like streets, sidewalks, and parks where you can say anything. (Although even in an open public forum, obscenity will be prosecuted.)

The state has created this forum on their property (the plate) and opened it up to certain types of expression.

In a limited public forum, some speech could be excluded based on topic (or other factors, e.g. you can't have 40 letters on your plate), but it can never be excluded based on viewpoint. Unless your state has said that politics are not an allowable topic, your plate should be fine. They can't refuse your request just because someone doesn't like your political viewpoint. Call a civil rights lawyer and go for it. I would love to see that.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.26  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tacos! @1.1.25    2 weeks ago
Call a civil rights lawyer and go for it. I would love to see that.

Thanx for the advice and acknowledging that it's a First Amendment issue.

I was willing to drop $30.00 on the tag butt I'm not willing to spend money on a lawyer.

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.1.27  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.15    2 weeks ago
When you flip the plate upside down it reads “asshole.” Come on Texas – that’s pretty clever! https://starcasm.net/can-guess-texas-revoked-custom-license-plate/
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.28  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.20    2 weeks ago

Thanx for the thoughtful gif.

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al Jizzerror
1.1.29  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.14    2 weeks ago
will you be representing yourself in this cut-and-dried case??

I know I can win butt I'm not willing to pay courts costs.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.30  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.16    2 weeks ago
How many pro-birth people have foster children in their home?

Most anti-abortion people don't adopt.

I'm pro choice.  Even though I've never had an abortion, I believe in a woman's right to choose.

As you know, I have an adopted son.

Some people should NOT adopt.

Everyone knows Woody Allen married his adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn butt did you know about his other adopted daughter?

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al Jizzerror
1.1.31  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.27    2 weeks ago

Yep.

 
 
 
It Is ME
1.1.32  It Is ME  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.30    2 weeks ago
Everyone knows Woody Allen married his adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn

Woody is STILL GREAT ! jrSmiley_84_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.33  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  It Is ME @1.1.32    2 weeks ago
Woody is STILL GREAT !

I thought Woody was funny when he pretended to be a pervert.

He wasn't pretending so it's NOT FUNNY anymore.

 
 
 
It Is ME
1.1.34  It Is ME  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.33    2 weeks ago
I thought Woody was funny when he pretended to be a pervert.
He wasn't pretending so it's NOT FUNNY anymore.

Hollywood is the real deal ! jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
r.t..b...
1.1.35  r.t..b...  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.33    2 weeks ago
I thought Woody was funny when he pretended to be a pervert.

Weinstein was a great producer and Spacey was a great actor...unfortunate they could not appropriatey battle their demons, but because they chose not to and actually became predators, they deserve no further acceptance nor accolades. Some things are simply inexcusable, with Allen at the top of the list.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.36  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  r.t..b... @1.1.35    2 weeks ago
Some things are simply inexcusable, with Allen at the top of the list.

Unfortunately it's long list.

Pedophile priests are also at the top of the list.

 
 
 
Ender
1.1.37  Ender  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.27    2 weeks ago

That was good. He had it for three years. Almost sounds like someone turned him in.

 
 
 
Heartland American
1.1.38  Heartland American  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.17    2 weeks ago

I have no problem with either your plate request or the choose life one. The state should not interfere unless a plate is obscene or sexual innuendo or racist ( and no, I don’t consider the use of the CSA flag in historical or veteran context as above to be racist) any race.  As a conservative used to seeing those who share my beliefs denied by blue state regimes, it’s kind karma like to see the shoe on the other foot.  And yes, I’m pro life with a very few exceptions, mostly the traditional big three.  Rape, Incest, not opposed to, LIFE of the mother, support unconditionally.  

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
1.1.39  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.24    2 weeks ago

That you think that that is a real, state issued license plate in hilarious.

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What state? Can't read it and Easterns.com is a car dealership in Virginia/Maryland. That is nothing more than a front vanity "license" plate you can get customized at ANY fair across the country as well as on line. Before you spaz, why the picture of the front of the car and not the rear. Think real hard and I'll bet it will come to you....................

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.40  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.38    2 weeks ago
I’m pro life

How many children have you adopted?

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.41  MrFrost  replied to  Tacos! @1.1    2 weeks ago
If so, I think you should challenge it.

I totally agree. 

 
 
 
Tacos!
1.1.42  Tacos!  replied to  Tacos! @1.1.25    2 weeks ago

"limited pubic forum."

LOL. That should be limited public forum

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.43  MrFrost  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.20    2 weeks ago

Damn she's hot. But then Jennifer Lawrence could roll in the mud wearing a burlap sack for three hours and still look damn good. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.44  MrFrost  replied to  Tacos! @1.1.42    2 weeks ago
"limited pubic forum."

Lucky you caught that before I did... I coulda gotten some mileage out of that one. LOL 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.45  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.39    2 weeks ago
That is nothing more than a front vanity "license" plate you can get customized at ANY fair across the country as well as on line

DUH!

Cobalt never implied it was a genuine tag.

It's a "fake plate" on the front of a "fake car" probably owned by a "fake reporter" who works for a "fake news" network like CNN.

Think real hard and I'll bet it will come to you....................

 
 
 
Tacos!
1.1.46  Tacos!  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.26    2 weeks ago
I'm not willing to spend money on a lawyer.

You might shop it around anyway. Most lawyers won't charge you just to hear your story. Somebody might take it on contingency pending a punitive award for violating your rights. Or they might take it just to be part of something that could be significant in terms of constitutional law. Bottom line is it doesn't hurt to ask.

 
 
 
pat wilson
1.1.47  pat wilson  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.38    2 weeks ago
And yes, I’m pro life with a very few exceptions, mostly the traditional big three.  Rape, Incest, not opposed to, LIFE of the mother, support unconditionally.  

What about this one, is there an exception ?

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al Jizzerror
1.1.48  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.39    2 weeks ago
a front vanity "license" plate

Here's a front tag:

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Texan1211
1.1.49  Texan1211  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.24    2 weeks ago
Doesn't matter. Someone said you can't put NIGGER on a plate, and he's wrong. Again.

In Texas, you can not.

Maybe your state is so regressive that it is allowed.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.50  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.49    2 weeks ago
Maybe your state is so regressive that it is allowed.

Yes, her State is extremely regressive and it's full of fucking idiots

Cobalt lives in Ft. Worth, Texas.

 
 
 
Heartland American
1.1.51  Heartland American  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.40    2 weeks ago

I’ve been a foster parent for four short term and adopted one.  I plan on adopting two more and then doing short term until placed with permanent families after I retire as long as I can.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.52  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Heartland American @1.1.51    2 weeks ago
I’ve been a foster parent for four short term and adopted one.

Excellent.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
1.1.53  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.45    2 weeks ago
DUH! Cobalt never implied it was a genuine tag.

That was the subject of the whole article that you seeded. So, she was off topic then?

 
 
 
Texan1211
1.1.54  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.50    2 weeks ago

Old plate Find out if you can get one now.

https://www.txdmv.gov/motorists/license-plates/...

https://www.myplates.com

 
 
 
Wheel
1.1.55  Wheel  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.4    2 weeks ago

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/confederate-flag-license-plates_n_7647208

States that allow Confederate flag on their license plate.  Recently banned in Tx. after a fight all the way to the Supreme Court. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.56  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.53    2 weeks ago
That was the subject of the whole article that you seeded.

First of all, this is not a "seed".  Look at the tag beside my avatar.  It says "author" (not "seeder").  I don't require anyone to rigidly adhere to my topic.

So, she was off topic then?

You are NOT the hall monitor of this group.  And don't bother running to tell your mommy because she's NOT a moderator here either.

Cobalt and I ARE both moderators of this group (SiNNERs and ButtHeads).  Butt don't worry, we won't scold YOU for being "off topic".  

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.1.57  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.56    2 weeks ago
'Cobalt and I ARE both moderators of this group (SiNNERs and ButtHeads).  Butt don't worry, we won't scold YOU for being "off topic". '

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Who died and made him hall monitor?

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.1.58  Split Personality  replied to  Wheel @1.1.55    2 weeks ago

WHEEL  ?!?!

Is that YOU?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.59  cobaltblue  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.49    2 weeks ago
In Texas, you can not

A little late for the disclaimer. You said: 

You could not get a license plate that says "nigger" on it, either

You said nothing about Texas. 

 
 
 
Suz
1.1.60  Suz  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

You bring up MAGA hats but MAGA hats aren't issued by the state.   As to the confederate flag, why not put up a flag yourself with the word, impeach, mpeach or mpeech.

BTW, the state is probably saving your life from people using your car for target practice.

Get creative.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.61  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Suz @1.1.60    2 weeks ago
Get creative.

I make my own bumper stickers.

I made a "Lick Bush in '88" sticker.  I just updated the year in 1992, 2000 and 2004.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.62  cobaltblue  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.53    2 weeks ago
so, she was off topic then?

There is no off topic in BH unless the author requests it. So I can ask if you like wearing yellow sundresses or anchovies on your pizza and it wouldn't be off topic. Because al doesn't think it's off topic. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.63  cobaltblue  replied to  Suz @1.1.60    2 weeks ago
he state is probably saving your life from people using your car for target practice.

So you're saying the right leaners have no impulse control. Thank you for acknowledging that. Thank you for acknowledging they're so ridiculously stupid they'd shoot at a car that didn't conform to their way of thinking. Seems like you're saying they mimic their president who has no impulse control, no self respect, and an innate immaturity regarding cognizant thought. 

Thanks, Suz! It's great seeing you again. I mean that, girl. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.64  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.62    2 weeks ago
There is no off topic in BH unless the author requests it.

"Off topic" comments are always welcome on my comment threads.

I'm not a "topic nazi".

I believe in freedumb of speech.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
1.1.65  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.3    2 weeks ago
That IS a fucking violation of my rights.

Or it could be somebody (in this case the NCDMV) telling you to stop acting like a child in mid tantrum.

 
 
 
Sunshine
1.1.66  Sunshine  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.65    2 weeks ago

haha

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.67  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.65    2 weeks ago
stop acting like a child in mid tantrum.

Really?

So applying for a personal tag (which was approved at my local DMV) constitutes a "tantrum"?

Or is typing:  "That IS a fucking violation of my rights" a tantrum?  (Nobody at the DMV saw that NT post)

I guess you don't have any children.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
1.1.68  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.67    2 weeks ago
So applying for a personal tag (which was approved at my local DMV) constitutes a "tantrum"?

You requested "Impeach" then "MPEACH" that is right in line with the rest of the children throwing a tantrum.

I guess you don't have any children.

I have 3. The only one that voted "D" isn't pitching a fit like the rest of you all are. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
1.1.69  Texan1211  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.59    2 weeks ago

So the fuck what?

Sue me!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.70  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.68    2 weeks ago
You requested "Impeach" then "MPEACH" that is right in line with the rest of the children throwing a tantrum.

I didn't request "IMPEACH" because I checked online and it wasn't available.  "MPEACH" was available so I went to the local DMV and bought it for $30.00.  The guy at the DMV checked his computer and it was available so he ordered it for me.  He did NOT have a tantrum and neither did I.

I have no idea why you are accusing me of having a tantrum.  Is that your idea of an insult?  Or do your children have peach fetishes?  Or do they kick and scream about license plates?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.1.71  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.69    2 weeks ago
Sue me!

Please leave Sue out of this.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
1.1.72  dave-2693993  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.19    2 weeks ago
Then there are askholes. They ask an opinion and do the hell what they want anyway. We all know askholes.

Yep, I have come across a few of them too.

You have to ask yourself "why do they even ask"?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.73  cobaltblue  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1.69    2 weeks ago
Sue me

Boy, you always-wrong people get so sensitive when you're wrong. Why would I sue you? I'll just wait til you're wrong again. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.1.74  cobaltblue  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.68    2 weeks ago
The only one that voted "D" isn't pitching a fit like the rest of you all are. 

Bwahahaha! I call this meltdown tantrum "Check, Please." Someone cleverer than me noted it looked like the Finnish president was trying to back out of a horrific blind date. 

Ha! Pitching a fit. Hilarious! 

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CometRider
1.1.75  CometRider  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.22    2 weeks ago

LOL, That's not a state issued license plate.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
1.1.76  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.73    2 weeks ago
I'll just wait til you're wrong again

You won't have to wait long...

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
1.1.77  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.70    one week ago
I have no idea why you are accusing me of having a tantrum.

1.  The fact you are whining about it, in fact, shows you are having a tantrum.

2.  The fact you want it shows you are having a tantrum.

 
 
 
Krishna
1.2  Krishna  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    2 weeks ago

That one would probably be acceptable!

(the odds are you might get an individual who can't read words of more than three  letters-- if that!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Krishna @1.2    2 weeks ago
you might get an individual who can't read words of more than three  letters

I think many of the NC DMV employees have GED's.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
1.2.2  dave-2693993  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.1    2 weeks ago
I think many of the NC DMV employees have GED's.

I have an overall problem with NC and driving laws/enforcement.

Within the last few weeks, the ex (btw, that does not mean hate each others guts...she just couldn't take the stress of the GFC and just needed n escape...whatever). About 3 weeks apart she has had 2 vehicles totaled on her from being rear ended by drivers texting while driving. Most folsk in her area think it is legal to text while driving.

I am not a litigious person, but told her I would help her with this.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.2.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  dave-2693993 @1.2.2    2 weeks ago
Most folsk in her area think it is legal to text while driving.

Wow.

I didn't think illiterate people could text.

Most of them just follow Trump on Twitter.

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.2.4  MrFrost  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.1    2 weeks ago

I think many of the NC DMV employees have GED's.

Just my two cents but I am guessing a trump supporter saw the plate request and decided to nix it. Personally, I would take them to court, but that can get spendy too. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.4    2 weeks ago
Personally, I would take them to court, but that can get spendy too. 

I willingly shelled out $30.00 for the tag butt I'm not going to invest a lot of time and money on it.

I'm going to email my congressman and include this thread just for fun.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
1.2.6  dave-2693993  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.3    2 weeks ago
I didn't think illiterate people could text. Most of them just follow Trump on Twitter

I must admit, the term texting was my interpretation of looking up from phone with "only 3 or 4 car lengths" before impact and not enough space to stop.

Mind you the ex was driving 45 - 50 mph both times.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
1.2.7  cobaltblue  replied to  dave-2693993 @1.2.6    2 weeks ago
looking up from phone with "only 3 or 4 car lengths"

I'm going to be on the front page of newspapers one day. The headline will read, "Texas Youth Stops Freeway Traffic And Pulls Texting Millennial Out Of Auto In Order To Grab Cellphone And Stomp It. All Stopped Traffic Behind Her Disembarks Vehicles To Cheer." The Texas Youth is me. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.2.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.7    2 weeks ago
In Order To Grab Cellphone And Stomp It.

In cases like that cellphones also make excellent suppositories.

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.2.9  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.7    2 weeks ago
The Texas Youth is me. 

What?  Waaaait a minit !?!/!???

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
1.2.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @1.2.9    2 weeks ago

You're not arguing with Cobalt are you?

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.2.11  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.2.10    2 weeks ago

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Split Personality
1.3  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    2 weeks ago

Some States have no sense of humor...

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al Jizzerror
1.3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @1.3    2 weeks ago

That tag is fucking hilarious!

Apparently Colorado (a weed state) has a sense of humor.

800

 
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
2  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Please give me some suggestions for my next license tag.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

How about SCREW U,  or  NO TRUMP  (Tell them you're a Bridge player),  NUTZ 2 U,   GO AWAY,

I CANT C,  HARD ON,  I POTUS,  JUST TRY,  WHY NOT,  BIG DIK,  FOOLD U,   OBI WAN,   B SMART,

GENIUS,  WHO R U

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
2.1.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    2 weeks ago

My neighbor, in NC, has "SHAPPENS"

 
 
 
JohnRussell
2.2  JohnRussell  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago
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JohnRussell
2.2.1  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @2.2    2 weeks ago

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cobaltblue
2.3  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago
Please give me some suggestions for my next license tag.

That's something to ponder ... 

I did see a great bumper sticker recently. "Elect a clown, expect a circus." 

 
 
 
r.t..b...
2.3.1  r.t..b...  replied to  cobaltblue @2.3    2 weeks ago
"Elect a clown, expect a circus." 

"My Karma ran over your Dogma"

 
 
 
cobaltblue
2.3.2  cobaltblue  replied to  r.t..b... @2.3.1    2 weeks ago
My Karma ran over your Dogma

Was the dogma also a bitch? 

 
 
 
r.t..b...
2.3.3  r.t..b...  replied to  cobaltblue @2.3.2    2 weeks ago
Was the dogma also a bitch?

In heat.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
2.4  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago
suggestions for my next license tag.

Ooops. My bad. This is a repeat of my 1.1.17 since I put it in the wrong spot: 

Then I suggest "HCAEPMI." The bad part about it, most of the remaining Traitor-In-Chief supporters won't get it. The supporters that thought he'd bring change have jumped ship. The only two factions of most of the remaining supporters are those who just "like to see demmies cry, so fuck the country" and thinly veiled racists. Neither faction is made up of deep thinkers, so again ... they just won't get it. Of course, if you park on the opposite side of the parking lane across from a guy with a confederate flag plate, he'll have to look in his mirror to back up.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
2.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

THE JIZZ 

JIZZMAN

 
 
 
r.t..b...
2.6  r.t..b...  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

COFEVEVE

 
 
 
It Is ME
2.6.1  It Is ME  replied to  r.t..b... @2.6    2 weeks ago

57-1togo !

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
2.6.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  r.t..b... @2.6    2 weeks ago
COFEVEVE

I loved the way the Sean Spicer tried to cover his ass on that one.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
2.6.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  r.t..b... @2.6    2 weeks ago

jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif Best suggestion yet.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
2.6.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.6.2    2 weeks ago

If it is code for "What the hell is spell check?"  then it is spot on. 

 
 
 
pat wilson
2.6.5  pat wilson  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.6.2    2 weeks ago

Blake ? Blake ? Blake ?

That was almost as hilarious as Spencer in the bushes footage. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
2.6.6  cobaltblue  replied to  pat wilson @2.6.5    2 weeks ago
That was almost as hilarious as Spencer in the bushes footage

Omigawwwwwwwwwd!! That was the funniest thing  ever!!!  

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Tessylo
2.6.7  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @2.6.6    2 weeks ago

 
 
 
MrFrost
2.7  MrFrost  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

WEHNGLO

 
 
 
MrFrost
2.7.1  MrFrost  replied to  MrFrost @2.7    2 weeks ago
WEHNGLO

For the sake of clarity...

WE-HNG-LO

 
 
 
Dulay
2.8  Dulay  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

DLETE45

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
2.8.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Dulay @2.8    2 weeks ago
DLETE45

Nice.

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Wheel
2.9  Wheel  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 weeks ago

Are lower case letters allowed on plates?

If you think about it, M, A, and H are all the same backwards or forwards, (viewed in a mirror for example they're still the same letters). A lower case q could look like a p to a mirror.  You see where I'm going.

"HCAEPMI" Even without the lower case would clearly come across as "IMPEACH" when viewed in a mirror.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
2.9.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Wheel @2.9    2 weeks ago

that's forward thinking

 
 
 
Sunshine
3  Sunshine    2 weeks ago

I guess MAGA is out or 4 MORE, BITE ME, LOK HIM UP, TDS STRONG...

 
 
 
MUVA
4  MUVA    2 weeks ago

dum ass

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MUVA @4    2 weeks ago

IH8TRUMP

 
 
 
Sunshine
4.2  Sunshine  replied to  MUVA @4    2 weeks ago
dum ass

Haha..Trump or the car owner?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Sunshine @4.2    2 weeks ago
Trump or the car owner?

The poster?

 
 
 
Sunshine
4.2.2  Sunshine  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.2.1    2 weeks ago
The poster?

heehee..I am not the one obsessed with Trump hatred to the point of getting a personalized car plate.

Here is one...

PYSCHO

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4.2.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Sunshine @4.2.2    2 weeks ago

Lighten up Francis.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
4.2.4  cobaltblue  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.2.3    2 weeks ago
Lighten up Francis.

That made me snort laugh!!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.2.3    2 weeks ago
Lighten up Francis.

Yeah, his personalized tag would definitely be "PSYCHO"!

I think I saw Bill Cosby's car:

800

 
 
 
MUVA
4.2.6  MUVA  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.2.3    2 weeks ago

Are you the big toe?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.2.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MUVA @4.2.6    2 weeks ago
Are you the big toe?

Is that what you call Sgt. Hulka?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4.2.8  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MUVA @4.2.6    2 weeks ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif Good one.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
4.2.9  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.2.5    2 weeks ago
I think I saw Bill Cosby's car:

I saw a plate recently that read "THERPST" which made me think of Cosby, Trump and Epstein...

which reminded me of a joke...

Trump walks into his therapists office wearing nothing but plastic wrap and asks his doctor what he thinks is wrong with him, to which his therapist replies "Clearly I can see you're nuts"...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.2.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @4.2.9    2 weeks ago
"Clearly I can see you're nuts"...

The therapist had a magnifying glass?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
4.2.11  cobaltblue  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @4.2.9    2 weeks ago
which reminded me of a joke...

I've repeated this often. A traitor, a sexist, a racist and a guy who wants to screw his own daughter walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. president?"

 
 
 
cobaltblue
4.2.12  cobaltblue  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @4.2.9    2 weeks ago
I saw a plate recently that read "THERPST"

There's a cartoon where the Wheel Of Fortune clue was "Trump is a R A __ I S T". The dilemma being do you offer "P" or "C"?

 
 
 
Suz
4.2.13  Suz  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.2.3    2 weeks ago

Why only Francis? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.2.14  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Suz @4.2.13    2 weeks ago
Why only Francis?

Stripes.

See comment #4.2.7

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4.2.15  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.2.14    2 weeks ago

Maybe she has never seen the movie.  If not, then my comment made no sense to her.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
5  cobaltblue    2 weeks ago

Here's a portion of an Op/Ed on this very subject. 

Kotler says he was referring to the widely used cheer for his beloved West London soccer team, the Fulham Football Club, whose players wear white jerseys and whose fans chant “Come on You Whites.” He explained this in detail in his appeal letter to the DMV, but still he was turned down. So Kotler, a professor of constitutional law at USC’s Annenberg School, filed suit against the DMV this week, arguing that its vaguely worded vanity-plate rules imposed content- and viewpoint-based restrictions, violating his rights under the 1st and 14th Amendments. (The DMV picked the wrong guy to mess with.) Kotler is right, and would be right even if his acronym was intended to be offensive. If the license plate is a platform for individual expression — and we believe it is — then the state should not dictate the content of the message. The DMV is not society’s guardian of “good taste and decency.”

Read entire article

Another article on point and in connection with the Kotler story .

 
 
 
GregTx
6  GregTx    2 weeks ago

I think cobaltblue's suggestion is clever, although at this point I would probably go with VMD2UF.

 
 
 
Split Personality
6.1  Split Personality  replied to  GregTx @6    2 weeks ago

LMAO !!!

 
 
 
MrFrost
6.2  MrFrost  replied to  GregTx @6    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
It Is ME
7  It Is ME    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
8  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

I probably could have gotten my tag in a progressive state.

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MrFrost
8.1  MrFrost  replied to  al Jizzerror @8    2 weeks ago

I love my state.. :)

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
9  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Here's a good tag.

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It Is ME
9.1  It Is ME  replied to  al Jizzerror @9    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
9.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @9    2 weeks ago

I saw one once...2TH DR.  The guy is a dentist.

 
 
 
Ender
10  Ender    2 weeks ago

For the trump lovers...

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al Jizzerror
11  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

800

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
11.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @11    2 weeks ago

It gets my vote for most creative.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
12  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Here's a good tag for Oscar Meyer:

800

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
12.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @12    2 weeks ago

Is the owner's first name Anthony by any chance?

 
 
 
MrFrost
13  MrFrost    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
14  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

This guy is slightly apathetic:

800

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
14.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  al Jizzerror @14    2 weeks ago

used to have a 35' house boat with three buddies. We moored it in the Delaware River just North of Philly.

We named it  Cirrhosis of the River !

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
14.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  igknorantzrulz @14.1    2 weeks ago
Cirrhosis of the River !

LMFAO!

800

It looks like it's smiling.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
14.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @14.1.1    2 weeks ago

I used to ride my bike at one of the marinas in SF.  There was this really nice boat named PUS SEA GAL ORE.  I must have stopped a dozen times trying to figure out the name, until the day I pronounced it out loud.  Then I totally cracked up.  The two guys on the boat laughed at yelled "You finally got it!"  I shot back with "I bet I get it more than you do."

 
 
 
cobaltblue
14.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1.2    2 weeks ago
I shot back with "I bet I get it more than you do."

Omigawd, that's magic!!!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
14.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1.2    2 weeks ago
There was this really nice boat named PUS SEA GAL ORE.

His favorite movie was Goldfinger.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
14.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1.2    2 weeks ago
boat named PUS SEA GAL ORE.

512

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
14.1.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @14.1.5    2 weeks ago

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al Jizzerror
15  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

These guys couldn't get the tags they wanted:

800

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