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Now that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is done are you delighted?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 4 Likes • 4 minutes ago
“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”
Unfortunately, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" has approximately three months to DESTROY our country and the entire FREE WORLD.Who will pull the trigger? The Supreme Court, the Seven Riches, Uber-rich suck-ups who supported Donnie, so they might get richer and richer? The election was and is a NATIONAL...
What is wrong with "News Talkers Headline" that I posted?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 5 Likes • 2 hours ago • LOCKED
“TRUMP is a TRAITOR!”
What in HADES are "We the People of the United States" waiting on? The Supreme Court? Right-wing Republicans too stupid to know that they have been swindled?WTFU? Do you believe that "Evangelical Christians", who have forgiven "Dirty Diaper Donnie", have an ounce of brains in their head?Are we to...
Will "The People of the United States" allow TRUMP to destroy our country? Or will we, "The People", STAND UP" and fight back to save our NATION?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 30 Comments • 5 Likes • 6 days ago • LOCKED
“TRUMP is a TRAITOR!”
The numerous TRAITORS in our country must be removed, put down, if needed, by the CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.We cannot rely on the Supreme Court to stop it. Perhaps, if Republicans "Wake the FUGAZI UP", the Power of the People should do what Washington did.The political machines are...
Putin has already said that he would BOMB AMERICA, and, or NATO if they interfered with his lust to SLAUGHTER every living soul in Ukraine!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 17 Comments • 7 Likes • one month ago
“TRUMP is a TRAITOR!”
Donald Trump, in my view, should be immediately handcuffed and dragged to the nearest window and "WINDOWED". Why wait for a SUPREME COURT that has 6 Justices who are as crooked as "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE" to make a decision?Putin has done it for nearly 30 years! Why can't we?
What are we waiting on? TRUMP should be in shackles!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 6 Likes • 2 months ago
“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should NOT be the PRESIDENT of anything!”
Why in HADES would an Evangelical Christian want to support an ADJUDICATED CHILD RAPIST, a CONVICTED FELON, a COMPULSIVE LIAR, and a MURDERER who has started ten wars, killing women and children?Trump claims he is now a CHRISTIAN, but claiming something does not mean that you are a Christian, or...
Trump asked a GENERAL if he ordered him to shoot Americans would he do it?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 23 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 months ago
“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”
According to the compulsive LIAR, "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE", CLAIMS the General said, "YES"!What kind of American General says yes to such a grotesque thing?If a United States GENERAL believes that it is his duty to do anything "DirtyDIAPER DONNIE" wants him to do, including killing American...
Mitch "The Beechachee" Connell called again!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 5 Likes • 3 months ago
“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”
McConnell called and asked me to go to a dance with him. I was stunned. I thought he was done, or you know!I told him in no uncertain words that I was through with her, but she cried and cried and told me she might die.So, I caved. I suggested that she contact his number 2 buddy, JD "NoPants"...
Eat The Press-Do Not Read It
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 16 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 months ago
“Bring back the "DEATH PENALTY" FOR TREASON!”
"Eat the Press Do Not Read It" is a satirical, absurdist publication that parodies news, politics, and media culture. Overview "Eat the Press Do Not Read It" is a deliberately outrageous and humorous publication created by Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, also known as "Doctored"...
The SOLUTION: Bring back the GUILLITINE!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 months ago
“Bring back the "DEATH PENALTY" FOR TREASON!”
After our seven-second meeting, here at the Bird Dropping Institute, A Think Tank for Morons, No Idiots, Please, we decided the cheapest & safest way to SAVE AMERICA from "the Big Beautiful Bill" would be to slice and dice the ORANGE DESPERADO by bringing back that historic solution, the...