New SONG rocking the Nation: "My PRESIDENT is a PEDOPHILE"!

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“Bring back the "DEATH PENALTY" FOR TREASON!”

Let all sing it together:"My President is a PEDOPHILE!"I Can't go out to play. My Mommie says:"My President is a PEDOPHILE!"At least for a Little While."When oh when will he die?"My PRESIDENT is a PEDOPHILE!Come on, friends, let's sing it together!"My PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE."

Trump said that he talked to Mitch McConnell & ask me If I knew who he was?

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“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

At 4:00 am, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" called me and said he had talked with Mitch McConnell for six hours, but wasn't sure who he was.Donnie said it was a "BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION", but he couldn't remember who the "Brain Dead" man was.So, I told him it was PUTIN!I figured that would make "Dirty...

What's "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE" doing today? Dropping bombs on BLIND folks?

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“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

My Fellow "NEWSTALKERS FIENDS", I am here to "ed-u-ma-cate you" for MONEY, HONEY, of course, Horse, ya'll knows dat, don't cha?Why, at your age, you should!At 84.7 years, I just had an epiphany:"Screw everyone you can and, you too, can become filthy rich, just like "Dirty Diaper Donnie", ain't he...

When I was a Kid Studying for the Electric Chair, we lived in a poor part of town, "TASHLANDIA"!

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“TRASHLANIA was where it was at, immediately after WWII! I should know. I was three years old.”

My STORY & I am sticking to it! It's nicky, nicky sticky!When I was a kid studying for the electric chair, we lived in a small part of town called "TRASHLANDIA" by our neighbors, not our friends!We were so poor, we had to create our own fun things to do. The childhood game we loved the most...

BREAKING NEWS from Broke Back Mountain, the perfect hideout for Republican Gay Blades, currently in public office!

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“Mikey Jonson: "I am NOT gay, ever since my wife cured me with her CONVERSION Therapy Treatment. Now, I am straight as an arrow. Want to touch my...”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie", according to my "sauces," Steve Milled-Her andJD ("No Pants") Vance has it on very good, but questionable authority that Trump bites the noodle, too.Whatever, in salvation that means. I suspect it means something dirty, don't you? But I don't know, because I am an Angel for...

Trump just announced a NEW PRODUCT he is selling for only $1600, "Trump's Essence"! The Perfume that will "KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF & KNOCK OUT YOUR BRAIN"!

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“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

Trump's newest scam, er...I mean, the product that he is selling for ONLY $1600 is "Trump Essence Perfume". Everyone who is anyone wants to SMELL like "Dirty Diaper Donnie". It will knock you and everyone off their feet for days, perhaps a lifetime, if one gets too close.Hand-made, I am told by...

When The World Stands Still, would it be OK to kick Trump's FAT ARSE off?

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“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

What in freakin' frack is taking so damn long? Trump has been known to be a close friend and idolizer of PUTIN. "Dirty Diaper Donnie" has had Russian operatives in his first attempt to run as President, as well as advisers that had ties to Russia, and was paid by Russia to interfere with his...

GREAT NEWS Trump is hosting a "WRESTLING MATCH" to Celebrate our 250th Anniversary as a Coountry

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“Wrestling is What Real Men Do - King Donnie Dumb Fuc”

Our leader, "Dirty Diaper Donnie," is spending $130,000,000 of federal funds to throw the Party of the Century, "World-Wide Wrestling"! That is just what America needs, another Wrestling Match to "MAKE AMERICA GREAT, AGAIN"!What most Americans do not know is that "In The Beginning," the men,...

Is Baron Trump IVANKA'S SON, or "The Slovenia Porn Star, Melanoma"?

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“"Sex Fiends Want to Know", the other kind do not give a rat's patuta", or so I am told by my favorite author, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon Poo,...”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie", I am told by my hallucinations, asked Howard Stern on his "Live with Howard Stern" show: "Howie, We-We, is it wrong to be more attracted to your daughter than your wife"?Howard, somewhat of a "SEX FEISH" himself, smiled but wisely did not respond.   I have posed this...

Why is DONNIE still among us?

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“It is way past time for TRUMP to be IMPEACHED, INCARCERATED AND GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY!”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie", after firing 20 of the top military officers, has decided that he is going to send our Military into three of the largest states in America to cleanse them of crime, illegal aliens, and because he is the "GREATEST AMERICAN IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA"!I think he meant...