Hello, My Fellow NEWSTALKERS.Commies, I is Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo coming to you "LIVE" from inside URANIS, here to ed-u-ma-cate you!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  5 months ago

“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

As you know, the World, and especially the United States of America, is going to HELL in a Handbag. Please, don't drop a load, this instant.Wait until "Dirty Diaper Donnie" does his business, then we can all smother his FAT ORANGE ARSE with a mountain of manure, sending the insane sack of cow...

SADNESS is where we are at!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 months ago  •  LOCKED

“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”

Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! The content is worthless! The Value is in the Paper when you EAT IT!"Spewing Expletives" is where it is at, according to my other nom de plume, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored". If you don't think I am not "doctored," just take a gander at me, Medicine...

The Orange FucUp is attempting to destroy our DEMOCRACY. Stand Up for America, do not lay down for a "WANNABE KING"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  74 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  6 months ago

“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”

Trump has created his own ARMY, ICE, which is threatening American Citizens, locking thousands of people up, and building CONCENTRATION CAMPS! WTFU!"Dirty Diaper Donnie" has SHAT FOR BRAINS, is a threat to America and the entire world. He is a disease, surrounded by INCOMPETENT, SYCOPHANTS who...

Trump is systematically trying to DESTROY our Democracy to avoid PRISON!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  6 months ago

“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”

Trump has turned ICE into his own "private ARMY" filled with J6th RIOTERS, that Donald J. Trump pardoned.If that doesn't "piss you off", nothing will.Trump is systematically attempting to overturn elections, corrupt government appointees, and loot the government for his own financial...

Trump Accused of CHILD RAPE & Strangling some of his victims to get his KICKS OFF!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  9 months ago

“It is way past time for TRUMP to be IMPEACHED, INCARCERATED AND GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY!”

A Child Rapist should be immediately LOCKED UP!But a child rapist that has to strangle their victim to get his "Rock Off", should immediately go the HELL.Trump may be the WORST PERSON in the history of America and must be immediately "IMPEACHED" from office.The GREAT ORANGE FUC UP blew up on his...

TRUMP MUST GO!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  9 months ago

“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”

Trump's "NEO-NAZI" Private Army, called "ICE," are murderers, rapists, "Proud Boys", J6 Rioters, and the scured of America. TRUMP MUST GO! CALL YOUR SENATOR & DEMAND, DO NOT ASK, to "VOTE TO IMPEACH TRUMP"! Or, face impeachment themselves for their corruption! "Hey, Hey, what's the SMELL?...

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is advertising for "WIPERS"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  9 months ago

“A man that cannot control his own BOWELS, should bow out of wanting to CONTROL the entire freakin' frack country of the United States of America!”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is offering good money for those loyal supporters who love him so much that he has invited them to become his designated wiper.At least 24 are needed per day, as Donnie likes to eat and eat and eat.Then, SHAT & SHAT & SHAT all day and all night do, according to his...

Stand Up For America! Do not LIE down for a CHILD RAPIST!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  48 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  9 months ago

“It's "Dirty Diaper Donnie" dropping another gigantic load!”

Why is the SUPREME COURT dragging its feet regarding the CHAOS that Donald J. Trump has lumped upon our country to protect him from going to P R I S O N?Chief Justice John Roberts already has two Supreme Court Justices who have been accused of RAPING young girls and women.Given the evidence at...

"Hey, Hey What's That Smell Going Round & a Round?"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  10 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  9 months ago

“It's "Dirty Diaper Donnie" dropping another gigantic load!”

Do you think it is right for a sitting president to "Drop a Load in the Oval Office" when discussing important issues with a large group of his incompetent SYCOPHANTS?No matter how STUPID, how inane, even Donnie's lackeys should be shown some respect.I know, I know, Donnie doesn't know what's...

Two Accused RAPISTS are still on the Supreme Court!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  9 months ago

“And this is the CHRISTIANS you voted for?”

To this date, John Roberts, the Supreme Court Justice, has said nothing, done nothing about two Supreme Court Justices on the SUPREME COURT accused of RAPE! That doesn't sound, to this observer, like there is anything SUPREME about our so-called "Supreme Court", as  Chief Justice is still on the...