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"All SECRETS are in Hunter's LAPTOP!" Nostril Dumb-Bottom

"All SECRETS are in Hunter's LAPTOP!" Nostril Dumb-Bottom


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

Nostril Dumb-bottom, Double Agent, Extradentary - Author, Speller, Typist & Closet Queen

Want an AR-15, but can't afford one? You need "GUN SHARE"!

Want an AR-15, but can't afford one? You need "GUN SHARE"!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  34 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

"Every man, woman and child needs a LOADED LETHAL WEAPON!" - NRA

Every Elected Politician or Official that takes MONEY from the NRA should be KICKED Out of Office by Congressional Decree!

Every Elected Politician or Official that takes MONEY from the NRA should be KICKED Out of Office by Congressional Decree!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  209 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

"Prayers and Bull Shit..." - Republican Cowards

Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!

Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  281 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  2 years ago

"We got his FAT Orange Tukas, now! "- NYSD, AG, or someone with those initials.

WARNING: New PAN-DAMN- IT Virus Spreading through RED-NECK states!  - NO Known CURE!

WARNING: New PAN-DAMN- IT Virus Spreading through RED-NECK states! - NO Known CURE!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

"Maybe if Red-Necks would bathe more than once a year, they wouldn't attract so many varmints!" - Drs. Ding-A-Ling and Ding Dong, Conjoined Twins

De Insane-Tis's Platform for 2024

De Insane-Tis's Platform for 2024


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  76 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  2 years ago
WOKE NATION, am I in trouble? I WOKE at 6:00 AM. Did I commit a crime?

WOKE NATION, am I in trouble? I WOKE at 6:00 AM. Did I commit a crime?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  45 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

"I am here to tell you that I will DEMOLISH the WOKE MOVEMENT by moving my clock back an HOUR. Who's with me?" - Gug. Desensitizers

Stopping CORRUPTION in Public Office is Achievable!

Stopping CORRUPTION in Public Office is Achievable!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  45 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

"It not the Tories, it's those in the Continental Congress who hold up supplies for our troops until they figure a way to make a profit." G....

MAGA-LOONS have one driving principle - Throw Catsup on the Wall

MAGA-LOONS have one driving principle - Throw Catsup on the Wall


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  56 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

"Not for the weal of the party of TEAR IT DOWN, DAMNIT"!

Mildew, Ohio is no longer "WOKE", We be "BROKE"! Thanks to the Re-Puritans who invaded our lovely community!

Mildew, Ohio is no longer "WOKE", We be "BROKE"! Thanks to the Re-Puritans who invaded our lovely community!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

"Burning Books is not a good way to start a fire." - Reverend Oral Fleece, straight from the street and not from the Police.

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