It appears to this LUNATIC, that the majority of Republicans in the Senate are addicted to CORRUPTION! What say you?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  17 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  10 months ago

“Greed is contagious!”

The United States is under attack by the Uber-rich BASTARDOS, who don't give a "Rat's Patoota" about you, me, or anyone that is not one of them.Republican SENATORS have wrapped up the CORRUPTION scheme and, as I see it, have a monopoly on the Senate decisions.Senator Grumpy GRASSLEY, from Iowa,...

It is way past time for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" to be ejected from the Whitehouse & IMPEACHED!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  10 months ago

“"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus”

My Fellow NEWSTALKERS.Communists, I speak to you today, because at nearly 84 years old, I have no friends, so, of course, I reach out to strangers, who, for the most part, HATE ME.Hello, what the Fugazy, do I care!  When one is a senile, old bag of wind, seeking Sheep Dip, I spend my valuable...

My FELLOW NEWS TALKERS.com, now is the time to scream!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  26 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“FUCGAZI "The Orange DUMPSTER", before he "Fugazi's" you!”

When I was a child, I thought as a child. When I became a man, I thought "My God!", Trump is really STUPID!Do you think Trump is stupid, or simply demented? He talks, walks, and acts like a CRAZY OLD MAN!How did this Bag of Wind get elected? Did Musk pay off everyone that VOTED for "Dirty Diaper...

Why in the FREAKIN' FRACK is the ORANGE BEAST still upright?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  11 months ago

“"Desperate times demand desperate deeds!" -JKR”

Donald Trump must be IMPEACHED, AND REMOVED from public office, along with his incompetent, sycophant, arse-kissing appointees.Our Democracy is under assault by "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" cluster FUC of criminal ARSE WIPES, willing to do anything for the "Orange Pig", to stay in power.Are we, the...

"Da Tooth, Da Hole Tooth, & Nutin' Butt da Tooth, so help me, Kash Patel l

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

Friends, Romans, and Cunt-Ree Mens, lend me your ears for I am in need of 'dem. You see, I am deaf as a dead dog, blind, too, and ain't got no shoes.Some of my arse wipe friends say I'm a halfwit! I say a halfwit is better than no wit.Man, I be a fugazi up, little guy staring up at da sky, oh...

NAKED POSTING...now don't go all nutty on me. You can't see me, and I can't see you. But, I've got something I want to say.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  11 months ago

“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, when I became an adult. In time, I grew. At nearly 84 years old, I am slowly beginning to understand.”

As many of you critters of the CORN HOLE DEGENERATION know, I am Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored".If you don't think I am "doctored," just take a gander at me, Medicine Cabinet.I take one, two, maybe three hundred pills per day, if I ain't "Doctored", who is HADES is, I arse you?As you...

It is easy to HATE, hard to AWAKE

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  104 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  10 months ago

“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, when I became an adult. In time, I grew. At nearly 84 years old, I am slowly beginning to understand.”

Have you ever wondered, "What the FUCK is going on"?Who Killed John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Medger Edwards, Robert F. Kennedy, Malcom X, and all the others?Was it the CIA, Chicago Mafia, Racists, Lone Killers, Divine Intervention, Demonic Intent, or Stupidity?It hasn't STOPPED!

"Donnie", The Hangman Noose is getting TIGHTER, & TIGHTER

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

Republicans in Congress are turning against the ORANGE MENACE.My "Twisted Sisters" sauces, Gooliani & Steve "Never Bathes" Bunyon are worried that Republicans in office, who are up for "Re-election", are turning on "Dirty Diaper Donnie" to save their own corrupted, greedy arse.Donnie IS done!

Hello, My Fellow "Eat da' Oppressed Press Freely"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  23 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“The World, thanks to "Dirty Diaper Donnie-Dump Truck", is going to HELL in a HANDBAG! What difference does it make if it's a "Designer Handbag"?”

Brothers and Sistas of the Corn Hole Degeneration:This is your lovely mentor, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, coming to you "LIVE" from "INSIDE URANUS"!You know that scratchy feeling you get, that ain't hemorrhoids, that's my "POTTY" cast. So, Fellow Misfits, whatever you do, "DO NOT scratch it"!...

When EVIL descends upon our country, we must fight back. We did LAST NIGHT!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“:I will come to you in your time of need!"”

Cruelty, evil, and self-hate are TRUMP's calling cards.We must not dismiss his comment as subterfuges, humor, or stupidity. The ORANGE SEXUAL PREDATOR is the greatest threat to date, greater than WWII!"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is an adjudicated RAPIST, CONVICTED FELON, COMPULSIVE LIAR, and the...