Re-Thugs in Congress Struggling to find a replacement for "SPINELESS KEVIN"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  28 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

My Fellow, Re-Puritans, Re-Thugs, and Matt Gatz's "Renegade Retro-Tards", as you may know, members of our Concrete Congress are struggling with, perhaps, the biggest decision, in their short, limited, MAGA-LOON lives, to determine:"Who is the best candidate to replace 'Spineless' Kevin as...

The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  27 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus”

My Fellow NEW TALKERS.COM Fiends, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the Republican Party you once knew, respected, and considered the Party of Adults, is now the Party of FAULT!FUGAZI it! Things have changed. Don't let your former LOVER screw you, with phony bouquets of flowery...

America is going to Hell in a handbag!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  23 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Mamas, don't let your kids sit next to Lauren Boebert. She is a handler!”

DISCLAIMER:  If words offend you, and deeds don't, you might PREFER to slink over to one of those dull, Right-Wing discussions where Christians are praying for Biden's IMPEACHMENT!__________________You Have Been Warned______________My Fellow Left-Wing Gifted Angels & Right-Wing...

AMERICA is through with You Know Who: TRUMP

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  20 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

America is through with TRUMP!And, so should you, "SHAT EATERS"! His shat is not healthy. It's SHAT...for "crying out loud"!Get your noggin' out of his over sized BUNION, and stop eating onions.Must I tell you everything?

Hello, Fellow Lipschitz, Welcome to my Potty Cast, where Tooth Is Not the Tooth. It is all SHAT! Not The Truth

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

My Fellow News Stalkers.communists, "Truth is Not the Truth"!  It is twisted SHAT. So, STFU!Listen up, Leotards, especially if THE tooth comes directly from our beloved, Orange Baboon's Mighty' Orifices.As Lincoln once said, before he was shot in the head:"The World will little note what we said...

Trump Spiraling Out of Control, Again!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Op/Ed  •  56 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  6 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

My Fellow, Lipschitz, it is with great sadness that I bring this deeply disturbing News. Our hero, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT!That's right Fellow, Right Wingers, too Lazy To Get a Job, #45 is running out of #2.You can help, don't flush, send yours to him at Mar-A-Lar ARSE. Donnie...

My Fellow Lipshitzes - This is Jonathan Lipschitz coming to you "LIVE from URANUS"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  30 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"No one deserve a second change to DESTROY our country!"”

Hello, My Fellow Lipshitzes, you know who I am talkin' to, you damnable Right-Wing Numb-Nuts, too lazy to get a job, 'cause you be wasting your life away playing that Devil's Game, "CORN HOLE", 24/7/365 when you should be out lookin' fer a job that doesn't exist. I know you don't know this, but...

No One Deserves a Second Chance to Destroy our country.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  165 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Especially, that Carnival Clown Donald J. Trump! - Jonathan Lipschitz”

A VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a vote for tyrannical rule! Hasn't this POS, alleged Child Sex Predator, Three Time Married, Serial Adulterer, Compulsive Liar, Career Crook, Failed Business Man, and the Worst POTUS in the History of America done enough damage to our (your) country?Why in...

Looking Forward to Trump's Incarceration

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  40 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“I quote from my old friend, Steve Bunions, the former advisor to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", said before being carted off to Jail, "You can fool a Fool...”

The 4th INDICTMENT has been geared up in Ga. I am looking forward to that dance, as well. This one involves some "cooties" that cling to Trump's hairless chest.Are you looking forward to Trumpards squealing, denials, and shocked that their HERO is four times INDICTED criminal facing over 80...

"Momma, Don't Let Your Children Grow Up to be Re-Puke-A-KKKans!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“It ain't what it used to be. Now it is a Stink Tank for Thieves-Jonathn Lipshitz”

Mammas, don't let your children grow up to be thieves!Things ain't the same as they used to be. They is worse.There is a rip in the Universe.Folks got to choose:Snooze & lose, or 'Wake the Frack Up'.It's yours to choose.We all must! Trust is trust!Things ain't the same as they used to be.Evil...