Vince McMahon Faces Allegations of Trafficking

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  11 months ago

“WWE shows are not legitimate contests but entertainment-based performance theater”

Jan. 29, 2024  al Jizzerror Fake News Vincent Kennedy McMahon was recently implicated in grotesque sex scandal involving allegations of trafficking and engaging in fecal sex play.  I guess mud wrestling isn't dirty enough for Vince so he replaced the mud with poop.  McMahon, like his friend...

Mike Johnson Declares the Senate Immigration Bill "Dead on Arrival"

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  167 Comments  •  13 Likes  •  9 months ago

“The ReTrumplicans don’t care about what is good for the country, they are only interested in what is good for their party.”

Jan, 27, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News - Joe Biden has been working with the Senate to pass a bipartisan immigration reform bill to deal with the border crisis. The donald does not want Congress to deal with the border crisis because he wants to use it as an issue in the 2024 campaign. The...

Why Do Generals Worry About Trump?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  10 months ago

“What do generals really think about the prospect of a Trump dicktatershit?”

Jan. 26, 2024  al Jizzerror Fake News What do generals really think about the prospect of a Trump dicktatershit? Trump is an existential threat.  The donald is also a fucking traitor. Okay, I know what the TDS* crowd will say (*TDS = Trump Dick Suckers).  They will cum to Trump's defense and...

Trump is A Big Wiener in New Hampshire

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  33 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  11 months ago

“Diaper Donny's favorite song is "Oops I Did It Again."”

Jan. 24, 2024  al Jizzerror Fake News  Trump is a big wiener in Hew Hampshire, butt he won the primary anyway.  Will Trump now have the courage to debate? Trump looks good, doesn't he?  Does he deserve to be president again? Butt I'm glad that The Donald got what he needed for Christmas....

Ron DeSantis Quits!

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  17 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  11 months ago

“Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop.”

Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop.  It was the smell of his presidential campaign going down the toilet. DeSantis was once considered to be the heir apparent to The Donald.  Butt, unfortunately, as the voters began to see more of DeSantis, they realized that he...

Trump's Theory of Magnetism

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  6 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  11 months ago

“If Biden said anything that stupid Fox would say it proves he’s senile.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkIKEJPAUzM Water has no effect on magnets but apparently The Donald thinks water washes off magnetic properties. If Biden said anything that stupid Fox would say it proves he’s senile.

Republican Caucuses Turn Iowa Blue

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  11 months ago

“Trump supporters will have to rely of their hate to stay warm.”

Jan 15 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - A “bomb cyclone” has brought Arctic weather to Iowa as Republicans huddled together trying not to freeze their caucuses off. A Wind Chill Warning has been issued for the state through noon Tuesday. Des Moines will have a high of -7 degrees and the wind chill...

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  last year

“In an infamous interview with Howard Stern, Trump claimed that avoiding STD's was his "personal Vietnam."”

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case Jan 10, 2024 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - In the federal appeals court, the former president’s lawyers claimed that Trump has unlimited “Presidential Immunity.” Therefore, The Donald cannot be held responsible for any of his illegal or amoral acts....

A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  11 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“It must be full of tryptophan because I’m already a little drowsy.”

A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story. Tuesday night I won a turkey from a local radio station. My wife was thrilled until I brought the huge turkey home. She said, “You’re crazy if you even think about bringing that thing in the house!” You may have guessed that it was a live turkey in a...

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  51 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“Please don't drag Neanderthals down to the level of Marjorie Taylor Greene.”

Neanderthals in popular culture Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude, low-browed cavemen; since the latter part of the 20th century, some depictions have modeled more sympathetic...