The Meanest Meme Of the Year

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  10 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“Wake up and smell my flute.”

Like many of you, I enjoy creating memes. This is the cruelest meme I have created this year. It's based on a true story: 2 dead, more than 40 injured in rollover crash of bus carrying students in New York Preliminary findings indicate a faulty front tire may have contributed to the crash on...

MAGA Pastor Greg Locke demonstrates what a Bible thumping WHACKO is capable of

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  124 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“evangelicals are the most judgmental motherfuckers on the planet.”

This article was inspired by Trout Giggles' last publication (https://thenewstalkers.com/trout-giggles/group_discuss/18890/pastor-greg-locke-bashes-dollhouse-to-pieces-with-a-bible-taped-to-a-baseball-bat?g=8#cm2008981). MAGA Pastor Greg Locke demonstrates what a Bible thumping WHACKO is capable...

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  94 Comments  •  11 Likes  •  last year

“Do you want us to be in civil war? Because that’s what’s going to happen.””

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War August 25, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Sarah Palin apparently wants to be Trump’s running mate. I hope she “helps” The Donald as much as she “helped” John McCain. Is Palin trying to impress Trump by advocating violence, or is she...

Ron DeSantis was NOT a Navy Seal

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  139 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“DeSantis also spent time during his JAG career stationed at the U.S. Navy base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where he was an assistant urinalysis...”

Ron DeSantis was NOT a Navy Seal At the Republican Presidential Debate Ron DeSantis used misleading statements designed to fool people about his military service.  After the debate several members of the "conservative media" referred to DeSantis as a Navy Seal.  Even a commentator on NBC called...

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  158 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY ONE” of his administration”

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY ONE” of his administration to deal with the Mexican cartels. It is illegal to use the US military as law...

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  11 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“The only winning move is not to play”

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy August 21, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) Former President Donald Trump sought advice from a super computer on tonight’s Republican presidential debate. Many people wonder why Trump has decided to skip the debate. If Trump is actually “a stable...

Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  20 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz.”

Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could intimidate Mark Zuckerberg but it didn’t work. Zuck accepted the challenge so Musk is backing down. What could have...

Vaccine Politics may be to Blame for GOP Excess Deaths

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  19 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“People who die because of their own stupidity are eligible for "Darwin Awards."”

Vaccine politics may be to blame for GOP excess deaths, study finds By David Ovalle                                    July 24, 2023 at 11:00 a.m. EDT The Yale study adds to a growing body of research indicating that Republican messaging on vaccines and...

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  8 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  last year

“DeSantis Loves Santorum’s Sexy Sweater Vests.”

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum July 29, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Have you noticed that Rhonda Santis is pretending to be masculine? Rhonda isn’t in the closet with Lindsey Graham. She’s in Rick Santorum’s closet. Apparently DeSantis loves Santorum’s sexy sweater vests....

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  15 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“Trump still suffers from erection denial and there are still flies in the Lake.”

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss With a Republican Woman Who Is Not Named Melania Kristyn Burtt Fri, July 21, 2023, 3:09 PM EDT Twitter is going nuts after a six-second video clip surfaced of Donald Trump giving someone other than his wife, Melania Trump, a kiss. The...