Fellow News Stalkers.Communists
My Fellow, Left Leaning Liberals, this is Jonathan Livingston-Pigeon Shat, coming to you "LIVE - From Inside Uranus!"
You know that scratchy, itchy feeling you get? That's not hemorrhoids, that's our "POTTY CAST," coming to you live from UR-ANUS, so, whatever you do-do...don't scratch...it interferes with the microphone.
Brothers & Sistas of the "Cornhole Degeneration," you know who I am takin' to...you Right-Wing, Pinko Commies & Left Leaning Liberals who spend all your time playing that damnable game: CORN HOLE, when you should be out lookin' fer a job that don't exist.
Da' world is goin' to HELL in a handbag! What difference does it make if it is a designer's handbag? It's probably a "knockoff," made in China by Communist Workers, and sold of the street of "Murica" by aliens, takin' good jobs from our recently released felons.
Fellow News Stalkers, we must unite under our chosen leader, "Diaper Don," and force "the Orange One", back in power by any means necessary, and, within your budget, of course, Horse!
Therefore, my fellow, ranting commies, I am askin' you to send your life savings to "Donald Dumpster" (DJT's new code name) to me, that I might "laundered it," and forward it to our "anointed" leader safely and secured as he waddles in his Depends in the gold-plated environs of Mar Largo.
If you must know, we, fellow commies worldwide, are preparing for a surprise attack! We intend to put the "Chosen One," on the Midterm Erection, er, Election ballot to install him as POTUS, when no one will be expecting it.
Brilliant, huh?
So, Fellow NewsStalkers.Communists, get those cards, checks, money orders and cash sent to me, ASAP. And, for God's sake don't blab it to anyone. Now, get your big butts off the couch and send MONEY, honey to:
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I believe, in all sin-cer-ity, that this is my greatest EPISTLE, and the one that the world will always remember me by...that one and, "Burn Him at The Stake!"
LOL. If you're going to quote the leader of the French "Terror", who favoured a meritocracy and was himself beheaded by the guillotine, followed by the crowd cheering for 15 minutes, you should at least spell his name right.
I believe we have had this conversation before BUZZ. A miss typed foreign name should not negate the content of a blog, unless, of course, Horse, one is a prudish elementary teacher still wearing her hair in a bun, and sporting nylon hose rolled down to her ankles, while clutching a ruler that she uses as a correction devise.
Memories from my elementary days in Miss Ballbuster room. I can still smell the scent of her crotch. My desk was directly opposite it, in direct eyesight.
To this day, I can't not look at a ruler without feeling that sadistic pain.
Ah, elementary school teachers - you helped remind me of some doozies. Mr. Morris whose beady eyes peered through eyeglasses that looked like the bottom of coke bottles, Miss Fitzpatrick who threw the textbook she was using out the window, and as for the ruler, the school principle, Mr. Patterson, who slapped my palms with a wooden ruler and called me a snitch because I reported to him the three bullies who held me down and beat me up. But then when it came to spelling, I could stand up in grade 6 and spell out loud the words conscientiousness and onomatopoeia. It's okay, you can spell Robespierre's name any way you wish, he won't lose his head over it. LOL
Why, he's dead? I don't think he will mind. I think that practice, "the guillotine", should be brought back. It would get great rating on cable.
LOL, if he does, he a "Tousey."
I agree about the guillotine. There is a kind of finality about it, no torture like drawn out strangulation from a noose, or delay of death with gas or injection, or not hitting the brain or heart with a bullet. And it can prompt a brave person to say: "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known." (A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens)
Cornhole had a very different meaning when I was a kid.
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Dag-gone-it. These are usually the best comments. Afterall, we are adults and can take a "little slings & arrows" now and again.
The purpose is to understand the opposition, and be enlightened, or, enlightened them, but, of course, Horse, we know that "ain't goanna happen."
What the hell did you do this time?
I embarrassed the cult, again...
lol
Aren’t you special.
fuck off
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One of the English language's most erudite phrases. I commend the brevity.
succinct and to the point, unlike other dismissals...
"fuck off"
I second that!
Yes he is, unlike yourself.
Is that a sexual invitation, or a brush off? So much has changed since I was a kid in the 40s & 50s.
I would someone would like a dictionary of slang.
Is that code for a three way?
Kavika, that is true of my twisted, tormented childhood growing up in East Dayton, Ohio in the 1940's.
It was not a participation sport. However, "times they are a changin'," so, sayeth the poet/songwriter/musician/icon.
I have a funny story to tell about my first introduction to that word.
I don't know. We already sent out all them illegal aliens around the country ready to vote.
So now we have to put them on hold?
So, Re-Puritans with their hearts of gold welcomed these poor souls and sent them out to every rural town to VOTE, provided, of course they voted exclusively for "Diaper Don's" candidate, upon threat of being sent back to the Hell Hole they were trying to escape.
Just like many of our kin did when they came to "Murica!"
Not, so fast they have already voted, so their votes must be counted, especially, if they voted for Dems, but discarded or burnt, if they mistakenly cast their vote for a Re-Thugilan. We have, too, many Re-Thugs, as it is.
This is an untrue quote:
btw, I am a huge fan of Teddy and I live about 5 miles from his home.
And hilariously ironic.
Did you ever go over for tea?
Really? It came from Truth Social.
I think you mean trump's bullshit central...
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Vic,
I have read several sites, and this is just a meme made up by someone and became viral. You can check to see if it is on "Brainy Quotes", but you won't find it.
Like so much of the silly pictures that are posted on seeds throughout Newstalkers. If it's good for the goose....you know the rest.
I do have a question: Do you think this article is funny?
I can do the same thing to your beloved Obama. I wonder if that would thought to be beyond the pale.
One other thing: I think that this particular discussion is not where I expect to see Perrie.
So she can only comment on articles you deem worthy?
“If it's good for the goose....you know the rest.”
The sad world in which we find ourselves. If that is your answer, your defense, and/or your position…you have no answer, defense and/or position…rendering any post or comment null and void. For simple lack of imagination if nothing else.
The sad world in which we find ourselves is people plastering taunting pictures in the middle of threads. It may be better to rule them off as taunting or no value.
I am having a difficult time understanding your post.
"Truth Social", the place where lies become "truth" for the cult followers.
The place where the truth is brilliantly defended!
I won't do a commercial for them. Twitter wouldn't let me push Newstalkers.
“The place where the truth is brilliantly defended!”
You’ve gone from being mildly entertaining to maddeningly annoying…but have now become completely irrelevant.
I suppose I could be a lot worse. In the words of Roy Marcus Cohn Let's just hope there are no skeletons in your closet.
Truth defended by Trump?
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
I didn't realize that you might actually have a sense of humor. It must be a one-off.
It goes to state of mind that participants trust "Social Truth" not to lie, be delusional, and self-correcting. Donald J. Trump must be the 'captain' guiding the site. . . I wonder. I will likely never go there to see what the "h" is going on there.
wow that's some arrogance...even for Vic
Well there's your problem.
Why in the world would you be a huge fan of TR? He wasn't a huge fan or any type of fan of you and yours.
So when is Musk going to buy Twitter and allow the lead Twit back?
"any post or comment null and void"
That's how all of his posts and comments should be viewed
Someone with an obvious need to be the center of attention. Just like #45
Well, DOJ, would never lie.
Ugh, excuse my "stupido" fingers, I meant, "DJT."
Donnie never tells a lie, just like his hero, Washinton Irving, who plays on the Celtic Basketball team, in Ga.
I know what Teddy would have said. BULL!
I love the Mind Readers that are still sharp enough to read the decease. I, too, am a "teddy-pathic."
Con Men of a feather flock together. Reagen was senile in his second term, and "Diaper Don" was incontinent in his first.
Coincidence, or Divine Intervention?
Lol .... Reagan was sharp as a tack compared to old blue, the dimbulb in the WH right now.
UBH (Unhinged Biden Hatred) is a serious disease that clouds the minds of UBH sufferers. For them, everything is about Biden hatred. So sad.
How about we simply judge presidents by performance?
Since you apparently rely on "Truth Social" for your performance metrics, that won't work in the real world.
If you want to put up Biden's performance over the last year compared to your beloved Trump, Biden earns an A-/B+ compared to Trump's epic FAIL.
No, I left that to a nice little red-head.
If you want to put up Biden's performance over the last year compared to your beloved Trump, Biden earns an A-/B+ compared to Trump's
That has to be left there for our readers. You know the people who are struggling to keep their gas tanks full and food on the table. You'll be hearing from them in 6 months.
FPL (free pass liberal) ... a free pass for the obviously cognitively impaired Biden .... probably some of the same liberals who bagged on Reagan for a much lesser cognitive issue.
Such is the hypocrisy regularly on display from our friends on the left.
SOSDD
UBH (Unhinged Biden Hater)... it must be so sad for those that live in reactionary Bizarro World.
Yes it must be. So tell us how it feels
You tell us. It's the world you inhabit.
Stop projecting .... it’s very unseemly.
Another epic FAIL by you. It must be really embarrassing.
Thx for more empirical evidence that once again, I’m spot on. Not that I need it in this case but thx just the same.
They have accepted SHAMELESSNESS. It is a state of resolve where you push through actions, conducts, and behaviors without affect on conscience. Later on, (in recovery) will come crushing remorse. Likely in the Post-Trump 'addiction' years.
Lets see a list of the "successes" biden has had.
Empirical evidence of your epic FAIL, yes. Empirical evidence of your embarrassment, yes. You provide both in abundance.
When we want the word from reactionary Bizarro World, we can always count on you as a primary source.
Indeed, CB, that is true. For now, we can only recognize the ravings from the lunatic fringe for what they are and accept that they just can't help it.
Have you been beating your head against the wall again?
I'm not here to pretend to engage with reactionary propagandists and the willfully ignorant.
So you are the propagandist claiming Biden earns an A-/B+. You know Biden's a failure. I know Biden's a failure. And yet you publish fiction like that.
I'm not certain that you know anything except what your hive tells you you should know.
Biden is most definitely not a failure.
Okay, you sound really smart, so you must be right.
You have a nice day now ya hear?
Oh they can help it, G'squared. They can help it. They don't because Trump is 'them.' He is their emissary. Hidden from public discussion is the obvious fact that these people who populate conservative politics here are highly probably "operatives" complete with meetings, bullet-points, and scripts for the day. Nobody can be so dedicated to being unreachable by truth, compassion, and so out of touch with reality unless it is deliberate, conscious, and where they choose to be in politics.
They can help it. They are not here for 'help' though.
BTW, just TRY to lift any right, liberty, freedom, or privilege a conservative claims for her or him and watch them remember to come back to reality at lightning speed!
So you have no successes to list.
Not surprising.
That clearly applies to you.
Didn't ask if it did.
You made a claim. The leftist rule here is if you make a claim, you must provide a source.
I hope you are not breaking a sacred leftist rule, are you, because going outside the hive is a big no no to most leftists?
So lets see a list of the "successes" biden has had.
"Sharp as a tack," you say. Well, he certainly was "tacky," do, I am told by mu "sauces" that it was caused by his pronounced dementia.
But, RePurtians loved him because he had nice hair, consulted with psychics. wore a cowboy hat and had a great smile.
All the requirements necessary for Re-Puritans. And, "Ronnie", bathed daily, which was a big attraction, according to Steve Bunions, our Washington, D.C, correspondent, located in the basement of the Washington Memorial.
Reading comprehension is important.
I said sharp as a tack “compared” to the dimbulb all y’all put in the WH right now. Who will go down in history as one of the most divisive and cognitively impaired Presidents in US history.
But useful idiots do like them some Shotgun Joe ... which figures.
Nope, that's trumpturd, hands down.
Well, let's see.
1. He guided our citizens to get their COVID 19 shots. His predator, "Diaper Don" is responsible for over 1,000,000 Americans dying due to his incompetence, refusal to respond to any crisis as a adult, instead of a raving loony-bin, bleach suggesting Orange, Child Molesting Moron, loud mouth, no nothing lout.
2. Biden restored NATO, and invigorated it, while the "Donald" followed Putin's directions to refuse to fund NATO, hold up Ukraine's funding until the Ukrainian government dug up dirt on his rival.
3. Biden got legislation thorough a angry, dummy down Re-Tread Republican Gang of Cultists.
4. Biden restored relationship with European countries, while the 3 times divorced, serial adulterer, severed relationship with our allies, and embrace our enemies.
5. Biden doesn't ask his supported to "beat up protesters", push world leader out of the way that he might get in front of the camera. Trump did.
6. Biden did not appoint his donors, pals or family members to positions of authority. T-Rump Bone did.
7. Biden stablished the C.D.C. and appointed competent directors, Cabinet Members, Department Heads. Trump appointed crooks, thieves, people with no experience in the field that they were to supervise.
Trump appointed family members, cronies, and those who would grease his palm.
8. Biden has stood up to Putin. Trump became his bitch.
9. The world can be a dangerous place. Biden did not fall in love with dictators. Trump did, first Kim Jung Un, then, Putin, the Brazilian Dictator, Chen, and, every half-ass murderer that would make money for the Orange mistake.
10. Biden and his staff works, unlike the lying, thieving DJT, who was impeached twice, and is now looking multiple criminal indictments.
The president is not superman, or a solver of everyone's problem, it is an office of worldwide respect, instead, of a Sideshow daily Circus under Side Showman like "Diaper Don!"
Biden can read Intelligence, Trump refused.
Biden can spell, Trump can't.
Biden has extensive experience with government. Trump still has none.
Please, folks add to this list. These angry Red Neck, Tobacco spitting, Armed Lunkheads attacked our country and attempted to overthrow our government.
Is your memory so short you do not know the difference between a man who is trying to prevent a Nuclear War, and an idiot that wants to provoke one.
Were is the fun in that?
That's a whole lot of fiction there.
Yet has more covid related deaths WITH the vaccine. By Biden's own standards, he needs to resign.
No. Nice try at fiction but you failed. Biden didn't "restore" NATO. He mad the United States their bank account again.
And yet NONE of them did a goddamn thing until Trump was out of office and the Biden was in. You ever stop and think why?
Well it was an office of worldwide respect until January 20th 2021. Then it become a worldwide laughing stock.
If it's written in crayon and only has 1 syllable words. Even then I think he would still need help with words like "the" and "a".
That remains to be seen.
50 years experience without a single accomplishment. Yet you still seem to see the problem with that.
So who is trying to provoke one? Trump's been out of office for almost 18 months now. Can't be him. I know, it's one of the villans from Scooby Doo!!!!
You tried. You failed. But you tried nonetheless. I'll at least give you credit for trying. I'll mail you your participation trophy.
Opinions do vary ..... too bad yours is wrong ......again.
Because they saw and see Donald J. Trump, President, as a 'friendly' and who wants to disturb the peace if they don't have to?
and just like Eat, you tried. Failed but tried. Trophy in the mail. I guess you forgot that it was Trump that took the restraints off the military and allowed them to do their job and deal a savage blow to the Taliban / al Queda / ISIS. The real force of the US Military was on full display during that time.
Remember it was Biden that ordered a full out retreat from Afghanistan leaving it to the Taliban and abandoning hundreds of US Citizens.
What "savage" blow are you referring to, because it does not come to mind. And conservative though you are, you would continue to "pump" this nation's wealth into an "endless" conflict in Afghanistan. Or, is that simply a talking point you are deploying? As I seem to remember your chief complaint about the U.S. military pull-out from Afghanistan was it left too many 'friendlies' behind in the grasp and control of the Taliban. Taliban, who are back in control of Afghanistan.
Then I recommend you pay closer attention. But the left really hasn't concerned themselves with success. Look what you put in the WH.
You don't see ANY of that as a problem? There is a difference with a pull-out and what Biden ordered - a retreat. That retreat left US CITIZENS stranded in Afghanistan. Because of that, the military was called back to Afghanistan to get them out. Resulting in the death of 13 servicemembers. Now I understand that as a leftist, you could give a flying fuck about US Citizens being left to be hunted in Afghanistan (or even here in the US), but as a veteran, that is a very serious problem. The retreat Biden ordered is an embarrassment. Every thig this failure administration has done is fucking embarrassment.
You did not answer the question about "savage blow" and so now it will fall into the minutia 'file.' As for pull-out where you prefer retreat. All I can do is sigh. Damn, you called me a "leftist" - damn, I'm stigmatized now. We need to grow up in this country. Clearly, we don't have enough real world problems to keep our minds out of indulgent politics.
I am a veteran too. And you don't get to tell me how I feel about the death of any group of service-members. Don't try for the cheat 'points' here. Frankly, you should know better than this. Moreover, as service-members, we fully understand our lives are 'expendable' to a lawful order, any lawful order, even one that may cause us life itself.
Please cite these standards you claim that Biden set for resignation.
Link?
That's some epically delusional shit right there Jeremy. Your statements lack all credibility, illustrate galactic ignorance and are devoid of facts.
Not one word about resignation.
Fail.
The standards are there. He is in office and would need to resign. The fact they were in a debate and he was making the point to say Trump shouldn't get reelected. Not resign.
And he is "responsible" for more deaths than to whom he was referring. Pretty fucking clear to open ears...........and those who choose to read between the lines FFS
You can lead them to the truth but you can't make them comprehend it.
But do you really want an all-day debate about the meanings of a particular word?
You know its coming!
I know................sadly, I know.................."should not remain" pretty much covers "resign" to the majority of mankind.........
Again, not one word about resignation in that link Jim.
See, even YOU recognize that it wasn't about resignation. So, why are you claiming that Biden needs to resign?
Here's more that those open ears should have heard:
Look up the concept of predicating a statement, Jim. For those of us that prefer to have cogent adult discussions, context matters.
I read here ad nauseam about the horror of Biden's EOs. Yet one of those EO's proves the fact that Biden did in fact 'take control' and responsibility for mitigating the effects of the pandemic. THAT is context Jim.
And there it is......................LMMFAO
"SHOULD NOT FUCKING REMAIN" whether you like it or not, he dissed himself right out of office.
I clearly comprehend that you failed to support your posit Jeremy.
That depends on what the definition of “is” is ......
"SHOULD NOT FUCKING REMAIN" whether you like it or not, does NOT equate to Biden setting a standard for resignation.
YOU admit as much in your own comment.
Your interpretation only. And what about "should not remain as President of the United States" doesn't point to leaving?
In the case of Trump and Trump ONLY, it was in reference to reelection. Should not remain means shouldn't stay.
Don't be obtuse. It isn't a good look................
Ok, Biden should NOT remain in office if one applies the standard Biden did to Trump.
Everyone happy now?
Yeah, I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong. I'm not going to let that happen.
C’mon man ..... worked for Bubba .....
Nope, it was YOUR interpretation too.
That was YOU right Jim? The PREDICATE of this discussion is Jeremy's claim that Biden set a standard for RESIGNATION. Your own statement refutes that.
Thanks for playing.
Your interpretation only.
Goose, gander.
I understand your deflection and goal post moving perfectly Jim. It isn't a good look.
Sadly, way too easy to predict.
Just gotta shake your head. It will go on and on and on and on and on until perceived victory has been achieved. Pretty sad that some live in a totally black and white world and don't have the ability to read between the lines. By saying what Mr. Biden did, he set the precedent for "should not remain in office". So what is he waiting for?
It gets to be mind-numbing----arguing over a word.
Silliness personified.
And we KNEW it was coming from the very first post.
That may have been true in "Teddy's" day, but, as you know, the political pendulum swings back and forth. Little remains static, except stubborn, bull-headed Conservatives who have convenience themselves that "God Is On Their Side."
Is it really Conservatives who believe that? Have you heard from the adult women willing to march into hell for a right to an abortion?
And Btw, thank you ETPDNRI for another "humorous" article.
Are you on drugs, again?
Are you on drugs, again?
<raises hand>
What's wrong with drugs? I hope a lot of people here take them because it's painfully obvious they need them
Yeah, maybe Donald J. can run on 'building a wall around the Bible belt of the United States and politically locking themselves inside. Do you think the bible belt will agree to this? Is Donald J, persuavive enough?
Are Southern Blacks more likely to attend church than Blacks in our other regions?
What use if this question? You have heard of the 'bible belt' and its meaning? It is not a new usage.
Of course, and in racist America, the image that comes to mind for Bible Belt is Southern crackers, not Southerner’s of both races,
I get your freference, but I have no idea what it has to do with my comment!
I don’t really know how anything has much to do with:
(Sigh.) How deliberately you conservatives have moved on from the wall on the southern border, when Donald could not make it so (no door/less wall). So "Eat the Press" made a poster out of 'dog park bites cats' as a testament to the failure of Donald to achieve a southern border wall. Stay with me.
Donald is supported by predominately White Christian Evangelicals centered inside the Bible belt so: Yeah, maybe Donald J. can run on 'building a wall around the Bible belt of the United States and politically locking themselves inside. Do you think the bible belt will agree to this? Is Donald J, persuasive enough?
(Since the southern border was too 'biglie' a project!)
You can label me as you see fit but you're clueless on my thoughts and previous thoughts were on the wall.
Stay with me. In 2016, Trump won all the regions except the West Coast, Nev, NM, and Colo, the Central and Northeast Coast, Il and MN. Trump won 29 states, most were outside of the Bible Belt.
My comment is only about the 'bible belt' not any other section of the country. Is the Bible belt occupied by White Evangelical Christians voting for Donald J. Trump? Yes or No?
I'm sorry but I don't see the world except for computer code in binary. One example, Mississippi is:
83% of Mississippians claim to be Christian, of the 83%:
41% are Evangelicals (16% of this group aren't white)
Facts will always tell the truth.
Great post.
Don't be SORRY just answer the question or move on with something else. Mississippi in high context comes to mind as a bible belt state, and it went for Trump. Other than that fact you are dodging the question. Computer binary code indeed!
I did, but you only wanted a simplistic, binary answer.
What does "high context" mean?
You asked is the Bible belt occupied by White Evangelical Christians voting for Donald J. Trump? I answered, with percentages, that there are a lot more Mississippians than white evangelicals. BTW, 44% of Mississippians didn't vote for Trump.
Exactly.
Simplistic my foot! Just answer the question:
High context is the larger picture or—the view from high up; low context is nuance and fine details.
I'll dumb it down for you. The Bible Belt is occupied by Christians to include White Evangelical ones, many of which voted for Trump. It is also occupied by Christians of all colors and persuasions who voted for both Clinton and Trump. It also has none Christians of all colors that voted for both candidates. Clinton won VA by 4.9%. Florida was the closest Bible Belt race were Trump won, only by 1.3%.
Thanks, I learn something new here every day.
You don't have to dumb anything down for me, Drinker. I publicly admit to my confession of Christianity as my faith of choice. So don't try to gain credit for telling me about my faith in this regard. Which by the way, you have not intimated has any value in your own life. You wrote:
Though it has been like 'pulling teeth' to get you to answer a simple and known value you partially admitted to @5, begrudgingly.
Why did you ask me a question when you believed that you already had the answer. I looked up info for you because I believed that you really wanted to understand.
You were mistaken. Admit it and move on. Have a nice day!
About what?
About everything
Excellent idea. I shall drink to that "Drinker of the Wry." Please, send more "Wry," I am running out.
They already do love it, and at this moment are trying to secede from the Union, but the Soviets won't let them do it.
It's Robespierre NOT Rosespeirre. I believe I have shared this with you the many times you have used him as a reference. You're welcome.
Are you the spelling police now?
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Why, why do we do this. Delete someone's remarks when we know who they are?
This "Gentlemen's Club" highfaluting is ludicrous. Are we, not adults? (Well, except for me, of course.) Have we not heard these remarks, a thousand times over in church?
Well.....
Lol ..... poked the hive did ya?
Evidently. Guess some don't care if citations are inaccurate as hell...........
ppphhhfffftttt.................
with all the misspellings and other things I see here...I gave up a long time ago trying to correct people. And a lot of your buddies are the worst spellers
Pfffffttt. You're not telling me anything new....as are some of yours.......when they even have a source to work with
. 
Thinking people do .... so there you go.
You're confused. You're the drone along with you and your little hive buddies.
Lol .... keep telling yourself that.
I'm really concerned about basic spelling around here lately
If some typos and misspellings (intentional or not) on a small internet forum are foremost on your list of concerns then congratulations, you're doing well !
Einstein was a horrendous speller .... which is not unusual for many technically competent people like Al.
So there is that ....
Really. Because I type fast and with distractions. . . so you will get quite an eye full from my postings. But, it's okay, because it's really all about that MESSAGE anyway.
Satire is dead!
He became a genius late in life.
I'm so glad you said that. We should all keep that in mind.
Check out 6.2.2.
Is that poster doing "well", too, as you imply?
Don't you mean sarcasm ?
Regardless, neither satire or sarcasm are dead. Correct usage may be suffering though.
Remember what you said about typos and misspellings.
Only to those who don't understand it
that was a totally unnecessary comment. Do you find any typos or misspellings in Pat's 6.3.8 comment?
That would be post 6.3.1
none there either
I am not Dead. Nearly, but not totally.
All of them are.
CB:
Missed you. I was in Cognito. The wine was good, but I refused to drink it. Dick Cheney was there, too.
As a retired Bank Robber, have to move about frequently. People assume that it is a "Wonderful Life," but like all things it has its draw backs.
For instance, on my tax form I cannot claim my work deductions:
Milage, Gas, etc.
Tools, Rentals, etc.
Plastic guns (the cost of those things has skyrocketed).
Then, there is no Social Security benefits for bank robbers, no Medicare, not even Medicaid.
It's not the glorious lifestyle that people think it is. In the old days we were seen as heroes, now we are known as white trash. That is a shame, because I never voted for Trump. He's a crook.
Well, I have missed you, friend. In January, I turned 80. It's a pleasant ride.
So you're out of "the facility for the sick, lame, and lazy" starring Nurse Ratchet, and back on the road against as a villain? Bank robbers live on a spectrum: You have your good days and your bad days. On the cool days you buy and sell great stocks, on bad days it's a limited stall with a new "Bubba-the Bruiser"!
On a whole other level. You're are someone I miss when you go off the grid "touring." Also, I am missing (dear and a "riot") Sister Mary Agnes Ample-bottom.
Yes, you have. However, I still prefer the Welch spelling. But, each to their own distraction. Content is not worthy of discussion. Spelling always is.
Odd, I never heard you complain about "Diaper Don's" mangling of the English language. Did you...complain to "the Donald?'
That would be a big, fat, no, there Mr. Pidgeon
I am not Dead. Nearly, but not totally.
Isn't it "LOVER-LY" that we can get our differences of opinion with snide remarks, instead of with our AR15,
After an exercise like this, I feel cleansed. Do you. Exhausted but Cleansed. Anyone up for a shower?
... is melania working again?
No but hummer Harris is