Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital...”
Breaking unions' death grip on democracy
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 38 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“Democracy's hierarchy for managing government no longer exists.”
Auto CEOs Struggling With Whether To Replace Striking Workers With Robots Or Mexicans
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“DETROIT, MI — With UAW workers officially on strike to demand a 4-day, 32-hour work week, leadership with the Big Three automakers are reportedly...”
A bad week for Bidenomics
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“Economically, things were supposedly turning around for President Joe Biden. Unemployment had fallen to 3.8%, GDP was growing, and wages briefly...”
Audience Cheers As Apple Unveils First Carbon-Neutral Uyghur Slave Camp
Via: GregTx • Satire • 39 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“CUPERTINO, CA — Apple capped off its rollout day by announcing the first ever totally carbon-neutral Uyghur slave camp, to raucous cheers from...”
Establishment voice calls for Harris to quit — Biden, too
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 10 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“ESTABLISHMENT VOICE CALLS FOR HARRIS TO QUIT. BIDEN, TOO. Polls show that most people think President Joe Biden is too old to serve effectively in...”
Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule
Via: GregTx • Satire • 17 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly...”
New Mexico AG Raul Torrez refuses to defend Gov. Lujan Grisham in gun carry suspension lawsuits
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 9 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“Democratic New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torrez announced he will not defend the state in pending lawsuits against the governor's public health...”
Democrats Say Republicans Just Using Impeachment To Try To Get Around Rigged Election System
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have expressed aghastment at the GOP's new low of using impeachment to try to get around an election system that has...”
New Mexico Criminals Excited To Hear No One Will Be Armed For Entire Month
Via: GregTx • Satire • 12 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“NEW MEXICO — Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire...”
