What happens if one of them dies?

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  38 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Let's start with the obvious: It's perfectly normal for men in the back half of their 70s and beyond to die. The current life expectancy for men in...”

The party that cried wolf

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Desperate to take the focus off the FBI's investigation into her use of a private server during her tenure as secretary of state, Hillary Clinton...”

Nation Torn Between Being Mad Biden Never Shows Up For Work And Being Glad He Never Shows Up For Work

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  56 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“U.S. — As the United States enters the 33rd month of Joe Biden's presidency, the American people expressed conflicted feelings, with most people...”

White House says immigration control is a problem but Republicans are to blame

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“The White House admitted that illegal immigration is a problem but added that the GOP is the cause.”

City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced this week that the Chicago is bringing a lawsuit against the estates of thousands of murder...”

Mitch McConnell Blinks Twice To Signal His Resignation

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mitch McConnell resigned from Congress without warning Thursday, signaling his departure by blinking twice.”

Biden Administration Questions New York's Handling of Migrant Crisis - The New York Times

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Alejandro N. Mayorkas, the homeland security secretary, said the federal government had identified "structural and operational issues" in New York...”

Retired Dr. Fauci Called Out Of Retirement For One Last Mask Mandate

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  25 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The greatest living hero of the COVID-19 pandemic has been reluctantly drawn back into battle, as the Biden administration has...”

Donald Trump's Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  66 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date...”

Pope Francis blasts US Catholics for 'reactionary' views

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Pope Francis criticized the state of the Catholic Church in the United States, calling it "reactionary" in recent comments during a closed-door...”