Trudeau's Divorce Leaves Nation In Shock That He Was Married To A Woman
Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who...”
Democrats Clarify That No One Is Above The Law That They Selectively Enforce
Via: GregTx • Satire • 8 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As news dropped that former President Donald Trump was facing a third federal indictment, Democrats were quick to explain that...”
Karine Jean-Pierre: 'The Entire Biden Presidency Is A Private Family Matter And I Won't Comment On Private Family Matters.'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who both is black and gay, declared she will no longer be answering questions...”
Hunter Biden Optioned To Make Room For 7th Grandchild On Family Roster
Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room...”
Powerful: Hunter Joins Protest For Workers' Rights By Going On 8-Hour Crack Strike
Via: GregTx • Satire • 12 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to both earn some much-needed positive publicity and show his support for workers' rights, Hunter Biden announced...”
Biden Put Down After Biting Another Baby!
Via: GregTx • Satire • 9 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe...”
Doctors Encouraged By How Well Biden Sleeping Without CPAP Machine
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After concerns arose previously over President Joe Biden's overall health when the public learned of his use of a CPAP machine...”
D.C. Residents Concerned Crack House On Pennsylvania Avenue Will Drag Down Housing Market
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has...”
Black Lives Matter Celebrates 10th Anniversary By Burning Down 10 More Black Neighborhoods
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • last year
“DETROIT, MI — Fires, looting, and violence broke out across the city last night, as the Black Lives Matter movement marked the 10-year anniversary...”
Police Investigating Corpse That Washed Up On Delaware Beach
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the...”
