Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China

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“CAMP DAVID — With mortgage interest rates continuing to climb and home ownership increasingly out of reach for many Americans, President Joe Biden...”

Biden's 'No Comment' Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He's Made As President

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“REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Biden responded”

Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music

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“NASHVILLE, TN — Sources at the major country music record labels confirmed Monday that they were”

8 Subtle Signs You Might Be Playing Against A Trans Athlete

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“Ladies, have you ever been ready for a game to start when you looked over at your opponent and thought,”

Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes

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“U.S. — In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to...”

Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing

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“BOSTON, MA — After declaring a state of emergency due to the influx of migrants numbering in the dozens, Massachusetts began to wonder if former...”

Democrats Say It'll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong

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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have...”

Oakland Mayor Asks Residents To Blow Air Horn Once To Announce Stabbing, Twice For Shooting

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“OAKLAND, CA — To help emergency responders deal with a recent surge in crime, Mayor Shen Thao has asked Oakland residents to use air horns to help...”

Democrats Hire Professional Puppeteer To Continue Operating Dianne Feinstein

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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats have recruited a professional puppeteer to assist 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein by moving her dead limbs and...”

Chicago Mayor Says That Due To Negative Connotations We Should Stop Using The Word 'Chicago'

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“CHICAGO — Mayor Brandon Johnson advised Chicago reporters to stop using the word”