Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather
Via: • The Beacon • 3 Comments • 2 years ago
Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker
Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 39 Comments • 3 years ago
A BOROWITZ REPORT THREESOME
Via: • The Beacon • 2 Comments • 4 years ago
Andy accomplishes the impossible!
He imagines even greater absurdity than what is actually happening.
That's not easy!
An Oral History Of Watching CNN This Election Week
Via: • We the People • 1 Comments • 5 years ago
Who would you choose?
By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 42 Comments • 5 years ago
You are president elect, who do you choose as your press secretary?
Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate
Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 6 Comments • 5 years ago
We can never have too much of the Borowitz Report around here.
5 bulls found dead in Oregon; then the story gets weird
Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 55 Comments • 6 years ago
SALEM, Ore. — The first dead bull was found in a timbered ravine in eastern Oregon. There was no indication it had been shot, attacked by predators or eaten poisonous plants. The animal's sex...
Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...
By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 49 Comments • 6 years ago
And he says Rex Tillerson is 'dumb as a rock.'
Washington Post Neologism Contest
By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 24 Comments • 6 years ago
New meanings for old words
What is "Funny" These Days?
By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 147 Comments • 7 years ago
I decided to write this piece because of a seed on the front page. I think this discussion has to happen because the funniest people I know are being accused of having lost that most essential...