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krishna
Above, researchers discuss plans for a new maze, since the prick of a mouse, right, destroyed their chances of making any new discoveries whatsoever about the nature of synaptical response. "IOWA CITY, IA—University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and... 
 
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Flat-Earther Confronts NASA Scientist In Starbucks, Scientist Reacts Brilliantly


By:  @randy, 4 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 4 weeks ago

The founder of the Official Flat Earth and Globe Discussion page confronted a NASA scientist in a Starbucks in a bizarre viral video.  Prominent flat-earther, Nathan Thompson, bumped into a NASA scientist in a coffee shop. They appear to have had a polite discussion about Mr Thompson's views on spaceflight, and the scientist even gave him some NASA stickers, before Nathan decided to attempt to talk to the scientist on camera whilst he purchased a coffee. The flat-earther, whose... 
 
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Satire: Tom Cruise on Scientology


By:  @krishna, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, one month ago

[jrEmbed module="jrYouTube" youtube_id="UFBZ_uAbxS0"] For those looking for a new form of spiritual guidance...(plus an occasional laugh or two).  
 
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CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un Breaking News


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @jwc2blue, 2 months ago

CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un by offering him full Trumpcare health cover The CIA are plotting to kill the North Korean leader in the most dastardly and horrific way possible by offering him full Trumpcare medical treatment, it has emerged. An anonymous source within the CIA told us, “We are forever trying to come up with inventive ways to assassinate enemies of the United States that don’t involve the exorbitant costs and high risk of sending in a team of Navy... 
 
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Trump supporters celebrate immineit loss of their health insurance


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 2 months ago

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Moments after House Republicans voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act on Thursday, millions of Trump supporters celebrated the imminent loss of their health insurance. From coast to coast, Americans who cast their votes for Donald J. Trump expressed jubilation at finally being relieved of the burden of being insured in the event of catastrophic illness.   “Ever since President Trump was inaugurated, I’ve been counting the days for him to take... 
 
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Angry Mom Accidentally Texts 35-Year-Old Guy Instead Of Her Daughter, And Things Escalate Quickly 6.1Mviews 1 day ago by​ Iveta                                                    BoredPanda staff                                    A 35-year-old man from Wisconsin was enjoying his day off from work recently when a text suddenly appeared in his inbox. “Hunny please grab milk and lunch meet on your way home,” read the message. Given that the man, who... 
 
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Brave Beaver Herds 150 Cows in Canada


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 2 months ago

Only in Canada. Buzz will have a new vocation when he returns to the plains of Canada. He and his trusty beaver, Buckey will hire out as cow ranglers. Hi Ho Buckey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8RUJRXLc4  
 
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Red Like Me: I Knew Rachel Dolezal Back When She Was Indigenous


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 2 months ago

Rachel Dolezal, also known as Ms. Faith Eagle Nebula, donned her pretendian regalia for an interesting interview to say the least (satire) Tiffany Midge • April 16, 2017 In 2015, the media exploded with coverage about a woman who claimed she was African American. Her name is Rachel Dolezal, and her name has since become synonymous with racial scandal and identity confusion. While the world watched Dolezal ’s tall tales unfold, and while her web of lies and deception grew... 
 
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Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 2 months ago

  Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad By Paul Sharpe On Apr 11, 2017 849k WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria. The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace,... 
 
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Scorpion stings man on United flight


By:  @bob-nelson, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @johnrussell, 2 months ago

A husband and wife were headed home on a United flight when a scorpion fell out of the overhead compartment. The husband was then stung by the creature, which was subsequently killed by another passenger. The man was treated by EMT on the airplane.  
 
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Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign


By:  @kavika, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @spikegary, 2 months ago

Satire from the Borowitz Report Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign By Andy Borowitz    April 12, 2017   Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY JUSTIN TALLIS / AFP / GETTY MOSCOW ( The Borowitz Report )—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign. The abrupt resignation sent shockwaves through... 
 
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A Metaphorical "Courtesy Flush" for the Tactically Dismissive


By:  @community, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @community, 2 months ago

Don't we all, without necessarily uttering a word of "thanks," appreciate those times in a public rest room (or, even a residential powder room situation) when the one on the "throne," gives us a "courtesy flush"? Of course we do. So it is, in that spirit of "considering the other guy in the room," that I, in deference to those who whine regularly, and, who are incessantly critical of, and, seemingly offended by, a particular means of conveying information on NT (and throughout the... 
 
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The Funniest Windows Error Messages You Have Ever Seen


By:  @krishna, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 3 months ago

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Trump Vows To Become First President To Land On The Moon


By:  @randy, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 3 months ago

By the Burrard Street Journal - Wednesday, March 15, 2017 HOUSTON, TX—In a shocking revelation, Donald Trump has vowed to become the first world leader in history to visit the Moon, after becoming inspired by the film Independence Day. Speaking at his inaugural address Trump promised to “unlock the mysteries of space”, expressing an interest in putting man back on the moon by 2020. Now he has gone one better by vowing to personally spearhead the next... 
 
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Alternate science


By:  @bob-nelson, 3 months ago
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Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @jwc2blue, 3 months ago

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives   WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of my line of sight until my wife gets here?” said... 
 
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Hitler reacts to Donald Trump Getting the Republican Nomination for President


By:  @krishna, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 3 months ago

I just came across this...a bit late for the election, but never-the-less . . . [jrEmbed module="jrYouTube" youtube_id="WEKUIOURVRw"]    
 
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Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 3 months ago

Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals By Andy Borowitz   March 19, 2017  Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY JON HILL / REDUX WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—An able-bodied senior citizen who refuses to do anything but watch television receives three free government meals every day, according to reports. The senior, who has three piping-hot meals wheeled up to him each day, reportedly has no intention of working and prefers to fill his hours... 
 
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GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 3 months ago

Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails. Link  https://www.ncscooper.com/gop-to-replace-meals-on-wheels-with-scones-on-drones/  
 
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33 Things Americans Should Know About Canada. Seriously.


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 3 months ago

33 Things Americans Should Know About Canada. Seriously. By Tickld 1. Our president is called a Prime Minister. 2. Baltimore, Maryland has more murders in a week than the entire nation of Canada does all year. 3. You don't have to be born in Canada to be Prime Minister. 4. Canadians do not find, "Say 'eh' for me," to be particularly funny. 5. Canada has rednecks, too. 6. We're a lot bigger than you, in land mass, but our population is considerably less. The populations of... 
 
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WD 40 Ad from 1964 .....it would be a test of humor in this day and age.....


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
Comments:  41
Latest By:  @community, 3 months ago

This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released.               I'm aware of the many uses of WD 40, but the ''man sized pressure pack'' is a new one on me.   Please feel free to have a good time commenting on this. I know some of our members can come up with some good one.  
 
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Alec Baldwin Returns as Trump to Battle Aliens in 'SNL' Cold Open


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 3 months ago

Alec Baldwin Returns as Trump to Battle Aliens in 'SNL' Cold Open 11 / 20 The Hollywood Reporter Patrick Shanley 10 hrs ago SHARE SHARE TWEET SHARE EMAIL               © Provided by The Hollywood Reporter Alec Baldwin as Trump SNL - H 2017 Screengrab   Alec Baldwin brought back his now infamous President Donald Trump... 
 
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White House spokesman's flag pin mishap


By:  @randy, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 4 months ago

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer opened his daily press briefing on Friday with his American flag lapel pin upside down. Some internet observers noted that an upside-down American flag is traditionally a sign of distress or an act of political protest. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39238141  
 
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A children’s guide to parenting in the world of Trump


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 4 months ago
Comments:  8
Latest By:  @clinton-2020, 4 months ago

A children’s guide to parenting in the world of Trump Kids, take heart! With Trump, your parents are probably feeling anxious, fearful, even angry, but there are steps you can take to reassure the adults in your life. By Scott Feschuk, Maclean's Magazine, March 4, 2017 (Dominick Reuter/Reuters) It’s never easy being an adult—and it’s been especially difficult since the shocking election of Donald Trump. Indeed, the Trump presidency is a potentially upsetting topic for grown-ups... 
 
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President Snowflake to avoid White House Correspondents’ dinner unless comedians promise a ‘safe space’ President Trump will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ dinner this year due to fears that people will make jokes and be mean to him. America’s premier snowflake said he will break a 35-year tradition by avoiding the dinner in April because his skin is as thin as the margin of his electoral victory. “Jokes are fake news,” confirmed the president,... 
 
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