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Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals


By:  @kavika, 5 days ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 5 days ago

Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals By Andy Borowitz   March 19, 2017  Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY JON HILL / REDUX WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—An able-bodied senior citizen who refuses to do anything but watch television receives three free government meals every day, according to reports. The senior, who has three piping-hot meals wheeled up to him each day, reportedly has no intention of working and prefers to fill his hours... 
 
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GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones


By:  @kavika, 6 days ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 6 days ago

Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails. Link  https://www.ncscooper.com/gop-to-replace-meals-on-wheels-with-scones-on-drones/  
 
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33 Things Americans Should Know About Canada. Seriously.


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, one week ago

33 Things Americans Should Know About Canada. Seriously. By Tickld 1. Our president is called a Prime Minister. 2. Baltimore, Maryland has more murders in a week than the entire nation of Canada does all year. 3. You don't have to be born in Canada to be Prime Minister. 4. Canadians do not find, "Say 'eh' for me," to be particularly funny. 5. Canada has rednecks, too. 6. We're a lot bigger than you, in land mass, but our population is considerably less. The populations of... 
 
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WD 40 Ad from 1964 .....it would be a test of humor in this day and age.....


By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @community, 2 weeks ago

This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released.               I'm aware of the many uses of WD 40, but the ''man sized pressure pack'' is a new one on me.   Please feel free to have a good time commenting on this. I know some of our members can come up with some good one.  
 
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Alec Baldwin Returns as Trump to Battle Aliens in 'SNL' Cold Open


By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago

Alec Baldwin Returns as Trump to Battle Aliens in 'SNL' Cold Open 11 / 20 The Hollywood Reporter Patrick Shanley 10 hrs ago SHARE SHARE TWEET SHARE EMAIL               © Provided by The Hollywood Reporter Alec Baldwin as Trump SNL - H 2017 Screengrab   Alec Baldwin brought back his now infamous President Donald Trump... 
 
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White House spokesman's flag pin mishap


By:  @randy, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 2 weeks ago

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer opened his daily press briefing on Friday with his American flag lapel pin upside down. Some internet observers noted that an upside-down American flag is traditionally a sign of distress or an act of political protest. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39238141  
 
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A children’s guide to parenting in the world of Trump


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 3 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @clinton-2020, 3 weeks ago

A children’s guide to parenting in the world of Trump Kids, take heart! With Trump, your parents are probably feeling anxious, fearful, even angry, but there are steps you can take to reassure the adults in your life. By Scott Feschuk, Maclean's Magazine, March 4, 2017 (Dominick Reuter/Reuters) It’s never easy being an adult—and it’s been especially difficult since the shocking election of Donald Trump. Indeed, the Trump presidency is a potentially upsetting topic for grown-ups... 
 
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President Snowflake to avoid White House Correspondents’ dinner unless comedians promise a ‘safe space’ President Trump will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ dinner this year due to fears that people will make jokes and be mean to him. America’s premier snowflake said he will break a 35-year tradition by avoiding the dinner in April because his skin is as thin as the margin of his electoral victory. “Jokes are fake news,” confirmed the president,... 
 
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            WASHINGTON D.C. -- President Hillary Rodham Clinton announced Sunday morning that she "literally cannot wait to attend the White House Correspondence dinner" as a show of goodwill to the press and because "Kate McKinnon is performing, so it's guaranteed to be sick."  Clinton noted that every president has attended the correspondents dinner since 1981, when President Reagan failed to appear while recovering from an assassination attempt. Indeed, in... 
 
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How the Liberal Snowflake Millennial was created


By:  @hillarys-cankle, 4 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @hillarys-cankle, 4 weeks ago

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How The Internet Began, According To The Bible


By:  @kavika, one month ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, one month ago

HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, according TO THE BIBLE... PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ONE OR CHECK WITH SNOPES. THEY WILL LIE TO YOU. TRUST ME! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far... 
 
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World Leaders Receive Crank Calls from Someone Claiming to Be President of United States   By Andy Borowitz    February 2, 2017 -->     --> --> --> --> --> -->      -->         WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—In a spate of annoying telephone pranks that has lasted nearly two weeks, heads of state from around the world have been receiving crank calls from someone claiming to be the President of... 
 
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The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson ," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and found a word the exact meaning of which I am not too certain." "What word is that?" asked His Lordship.... 
 
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Quote of the Week.


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 2 months ago

 Quote of the Week. When asked about what he thinks about General “Mad Dog” Mattis being considered for Secretary of Defense, Rob O’Neill (the man who killed Bin Laden) said, “General Mattis has a bear rug in his home, but it’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move”.    
 
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Monday, 23 January 2017 Trump’s first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obama’s, Press Secretary reports   AddThis Sharing Buttons Share to Facebook Share to Twitter Share to Email Share to WhatsApp Share to More 73.6K Washington D.C. (dpo) - We knew Donald Trump wanted to go big, after all, ‘making America great again’ is no small task. Now, it seems he has delivered. The new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer... 
 
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Trump Administration to Repeal Bison as First National Mammal


By:  @krav-maga, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @00fish, 3 months ago

Trump Administration to Repeal Bison as First National Mammal A satirical view of how Trump might approach an indigenous treasure Tiffany Midge • December 14, 2016 WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump administration plans to overturn the National Bison Legacy Act, a legislative bill that passed the House and Senate last April that unanimously approved the bison as the first national mammal of the United States. President Obama signed the bill into law. In a statement to the press... 
 
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, so the song goes. But it can also be oddest, when families find themselves suddenly jammed into close proximity - with the pubs shut and nowhere to go. As a result, it can lead to some pretty embarrassing moments, particularly when the time comes for the inevitable family photos.                  A repeat offender, Mayor Jorge and his family pose with a penguin These pictures, curated by th e  Awkward Family Photos... 
 
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Silent Monks Singing Halleluia


By:  @krishna, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 3 months ago

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Alex Jones: ENDGAME: Blueprint For Global Extermination!


By:  @krishna, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 3 months ago

ALEX JONES!!! (PBUH)                       [jrEmbed module="jrYouTube" youtube_id="AP38NghqnBI"] Agenda 2030 is being rolled out to condition the populace to accept total government control in all aspects of life with no possessions and no privacy. Alex Jones breaks down the elites latest developments to manage your life, destroy the middle class, and engage in mass population eradication.  
 
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Who Is Your Non-Hero and Why? by Enoch


By:  @enoch, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @enoch, 3 months ago

There are many super heroes. They are the stuff of which comic books and movies are made.  In literature and movies there are also anti-heroes. Interesting characters they. The following is a list of six non heroes. These are just ordinary folks. Nothing of note one way or the other. In other words, well more than 99% of the world's population.   We need those too, and probably most of all. 1. Moderately Virtuous Man. One who never achieves moral greatness because he takes... 
 
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ADVICE FOR AMERICANS TRAVELLING ABROAD


By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 4 months ago

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Humor -- If Men Got Pregnant


By:  @dowser, 3 years ago
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Latest By:  @gunny, 4 months ago

I found this here , and it was too funny to not share! If Men Got Pregnant: Maternity leave would last for two years... with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would be obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness. Children would be kept at the hospital until they were fully toilet trained. Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment. They wouldn't... 
 
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Wildlife Cameras Capture Photos of Jokers Dressed as Lions, Gorilla


By:  @krishna, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @enoch, 4 months ago

This Nov. 22, 2016 photo provided by the Gardner Police Department shows a person dressed in a gorilla costume that was captured on one of the two motion-activated cameras intended to investigate reports of mountain lions at a park in Gardner, Kan. Police discovered images of smaller animals as well as pranksters dressed as animals, monsters and Santa Claus, but no mountain lions were detected. (Gardner Police Department via AP) Motion-activated cameras intended to capture images... 
 
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Top Nine List of Lower Calorie Holiday Foods


By:  @enoch, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @community, 4 months ago

With Thanksgiving behind us the end of the year holiday season has begun. With the fun comes the danger excess weight gain. Toward that end the following is a Top Ten List of foods and beverages to consider in keeping weight down. In the spirit of portion control. this Top Ten List has only nine selections, 9. Smith Brother cough and cold drops. Less family, less tonnage. 8. Domino Pizza. No pies, just one slice. 7. Maxwell Lofts Coffee. Fewer rooms, less fluid.  6. Kraft 500... 
 
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