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Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”

Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  22 hours ago

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into

Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  2 days ago

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  3 days ago

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 days ago

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  22 Comments  •  5 days ago

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing

Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  6 days ago

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  one week ago

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse

Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  one week ago

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses

Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  35 Comments  •  one week ago

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!

Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  3 weeks ago

Donnie J. Trump's threat to HUMANITY is not his hot tempers, insane rantings or "know-nothing" approach to governance.No, Sir-Ree-Bob-A-Looney Tunes, it is his DIAPERS, always filled with a...
Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely

Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  18 Comments  •  4 weeks ago

Mike Jonson, Speaker of the Louse, SCREAMED out  his fellow girlfriends, "I am NOT GAY", even though no one ask.

Mike Jonson, Speaker of the Louse, SCREAMED out his fellow girlfriends, "I am NOT GAY", even though no one ask.


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  one month ago

BREAKING NEWSDirect from "Broke My Back Mountain"In a shocking lack of decorum, Speaker of the Louse, Mickey Johnson, lashed out at his fellow girlfriends, screaming, "I am NOT GAY! I just look...
Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  one month ago

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  one month ago

The Babylon Bee: Biden Opens State of the Union by Saying Hello to Dianne Feinstein | The Patriot Post

The Babylon Bee: Biden Opens State of the Union by Saying Hello to Dianne Feinstein | The Patriot Post


Via: jeremy-in-nc  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  one month ago

Dems Quietly Ask SCOTUS If They Can Ban Biden From Ballot

Dems Quietly Ask SCOTUS If They Can Ban Biden From Ballot


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  one month ago

Trudeau wondering if he should try being PM of a different country, now that he’s got the hang of it

Trudeau wondering if he should try being PM of a different country, now that he’s got the hang of it


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 months ago

McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator

McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 months ago

Canada to honour Brian Mulroney with week of raised GST rate

Canada to honour Brian Mulroney with week of raised GST rate


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 months ago

Poilievre says “female spaces” should be reserved for “biological females” and “the men who control them”

Poilievre says “female spaces” should be reserved for “biological females” and “the men who control them”


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 months ago

Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening

Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  2 months ago

East Palestine Witnesses Another Train Wreck

East Palestine Witnesses Another Train Wreck


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  86 Comments  •  2 months ago

New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'

New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'


Via: gregtx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 months ago

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