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People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone

Via: GregTx • Satire • 23 Comments • 8 Likes • 4 years ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports are flooding in that the same exact people who said that they are not censoring anybody are absolutely furious that...”

Now 11 DEMOCRATS oppose Biden ending migrant expulsion policy Title 42

Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 4 years ago

“Rep. Henry Cuellar became the latest Democrat to join bipartisan legislation against Biden ending Title 42, which allowed for immediate expulsion...”

Clarence Thomas Receives Invite To Celebration Of First Black Supreme Court Justice

Via: GregTx • Satire • 34 Comments • 5 Likes • 4 years ago

“U.S. - Justice Clarence Thomas walked out to get his mail this morning and found a surprise in his mailbox. According to sources, he was lucky...”

Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 4 years ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Liberals at Twitter were outraged this morning upon finding out almost 10% of their company is now owned by an...”

Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping

Via: GregTx • Satire • 5 Comments • 4 Likes • 4 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - As Kamala Harris staffers continue to leave the White House in droves, citing a toxic work environment and the sounds of...”

President Barack Obama Returns To White House After Growing Tired Of Working Remotely

Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 4 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has returned to the White House after growing tired of working remotely. The President said it was time...”

White House Announces Jen Psaki Will Be Replaced By Grima Wormtongue

Via: GregTx • Satire • 4 Comments • 1 Like • 4 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jen Psaki has recently announced she will be resigning from her position as White House Press Secretary, immediately sparking...”

DeSantis Signs 'Don't Say My Momma So Fat' Bill, Forcing Democrats To Constantly Say 'My Momma So Fat' | The Babylon Bee

Via: GregTx • Satire • 44 Comments • 4 Likes • 4 years ago

“TALLAHASSEE, FL - Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation...”

Kentanji Brown Jackson Defends Murder Stating Your Life Shouldn't Be Ruined By Something You Did For 15 Minutes | The Babylon Bee

Via: GregTx • Satire • 0 Comments • 4 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senators were shocked today as Biden's Supreme Court nominee defended pedophiles, saying their lives shouldn't be ruined for...”

NCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles | The Babylon Bee