DeSantis Supporters Visit Disney World

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  2 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“Are there are very fine people on both sides of swastikas?”

Nazis Visit Disney World June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Nazi protestors visited Disney World to show their displeasure for a liberal mouse. They also enjoyed the opportunity to yell racist epithets at people going into Disney World. They chanted things like, “Mickey Mouse Is...

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  85 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“Kid Rock and his redneck buddies fear that if they continue drinking bud light, their dicks will fall off”

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over twenty Years. That all changed because they sent one specially marked beer to a transgender influencer (Dylan...

Trump has a New Enemy

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  25 Comments  •  11 Likes  •  last year

“I stand with the mutants!”

Like Nixon, Trump has an ever growing enemies list.  I proudly volunteer to be a part of that illustrious group. Trump Names A Baffling New Enemy In Latest Unhinged All-Caps Rant Ed Mazza Thu, June 15, 2023, 2:02 AM EDT Donald Trump has found another enemy, and this one might be his most...

Trump Claims that He Didn’t Have Time to Go Through the Boxes of Documents

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  5 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“most of those nineteen months (after Trump left the White House and before the search) was consumed by his constant crying and whining.”

Trump now claims that he didn’t have time to go through the boxes of documents that he stole from the White House. June 15, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The boxes were removed from the White House before January 20th in 2021. The classified information in the boxes wasn’t returned and finally...

Is Social Media Making Us "Attention Whores”?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  32 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“But if, like me, you are NOT making any money here, then you are just an “attention slut””

Is Social Media Making Us "Attention Whores”? Do you like it when your content generates lots of views?  Do lots of supportive comments make you feel good?  Do you frequently check your tracker to determine your popularity?  Do you look at the "Trending Articles In Forum" list to see if you are...

Lev Parnas Bought Ron DeSantis

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  47 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  last year

“Parnas provided CBS News with more than 60 text messages he said were between him and DeSantis between May and October 2018.”

It appears that Ron DeSantis has some "baggage" after all.  Lev Parnas was his Trump connection.  Lev Parnas, who was "illegally funneling Russian oligarch money into American campaigns", bought DeSantis by securing Trump's support for DeSantis' gubernatorial campaign.  I wonder how much Russian...

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created?

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  82 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a political football”

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created? May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a political football in order to blame it on President Biden. These are the same assholes who rubber stamped three...

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  70 Comments  •  11 Likes  •  last year

“Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.””

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The Donald. They have decided to collude to rig the Republican nomination process against Trump. Naturally, Elon...

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  29 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition.”

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope....

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  1 Comments  •  last year

“Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition.”

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope....