Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
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Trump sues far-right Brazilian protestors for trademark infringement
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After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
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AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones
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Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns
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Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself
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Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die
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Journalists Call For Some Sort Of Constitutional Amendment That Would Protect Free Speech
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DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money
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Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
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Media Declining To Report On Major News Story Unsure Why Americans Going To Alternative Sources For News | Babylon Bee
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Herschel Walker Claims Election Was Rigged Against Person with Fewer Votes | The New Yorker
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DNC, Media Collude To Suppress Story About DNC, Media Colluding To Suppress Story
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Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer
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Tim Cook Says He's Ready To Pull Twitter From App Store Once President Xi Gives The Order
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Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful
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Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary
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CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot
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Qatar World Cup Games To Cut Off Human Sales After 75th Minute
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Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'
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Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite
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Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy's
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'Twitter Is Dead,' 300 Million People Post On Twitter
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Joe Manchin Projected To Retain Control Of The Senate
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10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way
