Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
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Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave
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Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right
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Democrat Strategists Confused Why 'Do More Of What Got Us In This Mess' Message Not Resonating With Voters
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Republicans And Democrats Agree To Not Claim Election Was Rigged If They Win
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DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy
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Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI....
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Elon Musk Admits He Spent $44 Billion Just To Pull Off A Dad Joke
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Heartbroken Progressives Forced To Resort To Old-Fashioned Technique Of Just Not Reading Tweets They Don't Like
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While Eating Breakfast Thursday, Fetterman Suddenly Answers 3rd Debate Question From Tuesday
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Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick
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Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist
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PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone That 'Fetterman' Is The Name Of The Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name
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CDC Adds Declining Math, English Scores To List Of COVID Symptoms
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Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'
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Man Pretending To Be Woman Visits Man Pretending To Be President
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Herschel Walker Claims He Is Honorary Power Ranger
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Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids
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Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker
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Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman
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Stacey Abrams Spotted At The Grocery Store Reminding Parents This Would All Be Cheaper If They Aborted Their Kids
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Kamala Harris Admits She Was Absent From Law School The Day They Taught 'Talking Like A Person'
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Jill Biden To Dress Up As Real Doctor For Halloween
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Texas Votes To Airlift Austin To California
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Justin Trudeau living embodiment of what happens when theatre kids aren’t bullied enough
