Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone (Continued)
Donnie has a new campaign slogan: "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of...
Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests
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Poilievre meets with far-right east coast extremists to workshop summer conspiracies
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NOVA SCOTIA/ NEW BRUNSWICK BORDER – Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has met with far-right extremists camped out on the border between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, for the purpose...
10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden
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Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
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Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”
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Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into
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Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
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4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights
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New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
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Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing
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Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
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Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse
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Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
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