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10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden
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7 months ago
Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans
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7 months ago
Trump clarifies abortion stance as “whatever will convince you, personally, to vote for me”
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7 months ago
Liberal budget promises 10 bajillion dollars to whatever thing you’re into
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7 months ago
Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
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7 months ago
4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights
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7 months ago
New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
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7 months ago
Canada suffering productivity crisis, says government that does nothing
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7 months ago
Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
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8 months ago
Bats announce plans to fuck shit up during eclipse
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8 months ago
Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
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8 months ago
Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
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8 months ago
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
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8 months ago
Donnie's SECRET WEAPON. It's not his charm, intelligence, competence. It is his DIAPER!
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8 months ago
Donnie J. Trump's threat to HUMANITY is not his hot tempers, insane rantings or "know-nothing" approach to governance.No, Sir-Ree-Bob-A-Looney Tunes, it is his DIAPERS, always filled with a...
Ketanji Brown Jackson Warns Right To Free Speech Could Lead To People Speaking Freely
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8 months ago
Mike Jonson, Speaker of the Louse, SCREAMED out his fellow girlfriends, "I am NOT GAY", even though no one ask.
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8 months ago
BREAKING NEWSDirect from "Broke My Back Mountain"In a shocking lack of decorum, Speaker of the Louse, Mickey Johnson, lashed out at his fellow girlfriends, screaming, "I am NOT GAY! I just look...
Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term
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9 months ago
Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping
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9 months ago
The Babylon Bee: Biden Opens State of the Union by Saying Hello to Dianne Feinstein | The Patriot Post
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9 months ago
Dems Quietly Ask SCOTUS If They Can Ban Biden From Ballot
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9 months ago
Trudeau wondering if he should try being PM of a different country, now that he’s got the hang of it
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9 months ago
McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator
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9 months ago
Canada to honour Brian Mulroney with week of raised GST rate
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9 months ago
Poilievre says “female spaces” should be reserved for “biological females” and “the men who control them”
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9 months ago
Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening
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9 months ago