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You Can Blame the Government When Appliances Turn Traitor -- Humor
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Have you ever noticed how appliances wait until you get just a little money aheadnot much, say $200and then they break to the tune of at least $250? I think it is a conspiracy. Our...
Priest calls 911 from church while handcuffed, gagged and wearing bondage mask
Via: andy-c
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Got a chuckle out of this one, so I thought I'd pass it on. http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nbc-news/50399934/#50399934 There's something kind of Rodney Dangerfield-ish about this.
DERANGED LOWLAND GORILLA ATTACK - RUTHLESS MURDER - LEADS TO UPSWING IN GORILLA SALES
Via: rescue
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
SAN DIEGOFollowing the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across...
The Lady with French Fry Hair -- Or, Can We Talk About Something Other Than Guns?
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Every day that I go to work, I usually stop at McDonald's for a sugar-free vanilla iced coffee, a grilled chicken snack wrap, and two chocolate chip cookies. It's quick, easy, and right on my...
Funny Story: Lipstick on the Mirrors Upsets Maintenance Man
Via: charlie-courtois
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Lipstick in Catholic School According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning...
Magna cum Laude OR New Chef Boy-ar-Dee Management Selects "Special" Entrees
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
What if Chef Boy-ar-Dee was suddenly, and without warning, bought out by Baker & McKinsey, one of the largest international law firms in the country? And what if THEY got to pick the entrees...
Swearing, Sex or Drugs... Which is better at getting rid of Angst???
Via: perrie-halpern
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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51 Comments
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9 years ago
An oldie but a goodie.... I had a lousy couple of days and I've been trying to keep it all together. I sit down in my cozy den and pick up "Self Magazine" as a way to relax. I come upon an...
The Saga, Part 2 -- How to Rent a Destroyer
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
While standing in line at the rental car office, I noticed that everything was moving along with a minimum of fuss. Various businessmen went to the desk, handed over their sheaf of papers, signed...
The Saga, Part 3 -- NASCAR Racetrack, Here I Come, Doo-dah, Doo-dah
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Before I get too far along on the Long Island Expressway, let me explain something. My small city had one four-lane road through the middle of the city, and a four-lane bypass, with no traffic...
The Saga, Part 4-- It's All Greek to Me!
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
The next morning, my travel alarm started beeping at 6 am NYC time, which is 5 am Owensboro time. I had just begun to sleep welltypical. Most of the night, I had tossed and turned, visions of the...
The Saga, Part 5 -- A Fine Irish Temper!
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
Leaving the restaurant, I was feeling much better due to the coffee, breakfast, and blessing. I wondered if anyone in the city would be able to understand my long, drawling way with words, or if I...
The Saga, Part 7 -- Alone in the Dark!
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
The sun was shining brightly through the bones of the trees, and the forest was eerily silent around the well field, as I made my rounds. Every hour, I had six wells to measure,three of them up in...
The Saga, Part 8 -- 'Twas the Luck o' the Irish That Saved Me!
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
It was just after 11 pm, and I had been on the job for 13 hours, after two nights fitful sleep with the cockroaches, and had a long way to go. Tired as I was, I had to go take another round of...
The Saga, Part 11 -- Doesn't Everyone in Kentucky Live on a Horse Farm?
Via: dowser
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
The next day, all of us learned an established routine. I got up at 6 am, after 4-5 hours of sleep, walked to the Greek restaurant for my breakfast and blessing, always bearing some kind of gift,...
I flunked my exam...dang semester redo.
Via: awanita
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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9 years ago
didn't do so well on the test Friday, to be honest I think theteacheris out to get me....I could have swore they were the correct answers.Q1. In which battle did Custer die?*his last battleQ2....
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