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By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  184 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

My Fellow, Left Leaning Liberals, this is Jonathan Livingston-Pigeon Shat, coming to you "LIVE - From Inside Uranus!"You know that scratchy, itchy feeling you get? That's not hemorrhoids, that's our "POTTY CAST," coming to you live from UR-ANUS, so, whatever you do-do...don't scratch...it...

Crush The Party of Obstruction, of No, No, and Hell, of Corruption, "Diaper Don" and Putin!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Heated Discussions  •  9 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

If you haven't NOTICED we, the USA, are under siege by our own "under-educated," easily manipulate, Fox TV FAKE NEWS viewers, super rich Conservative Republican Billionaires, Gun Bearing Nutcases, Trumpers Drunk on "Diaper Don's" toxic spital.If that is not bad enough, Putin bots flood the...

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  37 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

“"Incontinency Is A Bitch. You should see my Dry Cleaning bills. _T-Rump”

Yesterday, I telepathically interview Donald J. Trump, or, someone that resembles him, while he nabbed.As a psycho-psyche, I discovered that the best way to interview a "Pathological Liar" is during sleep. That is when we both sleep.Nevertheless, "Don The Con," confessed that he has been unable...

Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“"Don't Scratch! It interferes with the reception! " - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, ("Doctored")”

WARNING:  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to skip this intellectual tome and meander over to "Gun Nuts Without Brains."Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer...

How To Fail At Everything Without Even Trying

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  26 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“A handbook for losers, written by a losers, for losers!”

Friends, Fellow Newstalkers.com, consider this:   There are advantages to being a "loser," there are NO expectations of success, which eliminates undue stress, that can lead to hair loss. Losers are free to go about their chore "Willy-Niley," or, without Willy, or, Niley. Those two are...

"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  66 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus Bill," passed by the House and Senate, "gives MONEY to every illegal alien in America. Even Space...

Calcified Cement Heads are holding their "Hate Fest" & are showcasing #45 as the Headliner! Yuck!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  57 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

My Fellow Newstalkers.com Fiends, I am quite beside me-self!  My panties are in a knot, and I am a fixin' to get "horse tied and whipped" by Right Wing Conservative Re-Thugs, who openly approve of the asinine behavior of that colossal despot, (#45) aka, "The Devil's Apprentice," in literate...

Trump Has Left the House...in Shambles

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  131 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  3 years ago

“"Freedom is not Free If It is based upon LIES, driven by a LIAR-In-Chief!" - JLPP”

Do you feel the sense of release now that he is gone?  It is time that we embrace the future, move away from this heinous mistake, stop flopping about in the Swamp.He lost by a wide margin, then, continuously lied about it, as he did from the day he walked down that escalator spewing unending...

"RESIGN, OR, BE IMPEACHED, Punk?"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

Congress must make an "offer that cannot be refused" to Donald J. Trump, ASAP. This sick psychopath is the most dangerous THREAT to America. Trump's second impeachment is about the future. It is a "marker" that our Republic must lay down to those future occupants of the White House.It is the Red...

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 years ago

“"If you don't think I am 'DOCTORED'...look in my medicine cabinet. I take 17 medications, if I ain't "doctored," who is?”

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years ago."They didn't. It is just another damnable lie perpetuated by Republicans to cover up their...