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The Bird Dropping Institute - A Think/Stink Tank for Morons!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 27 Comments • 4 Likes • last year
“I quote from my old friend, Steve Bunions, the former advisor to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", he repeated said, in fact this is all he said, before being...”
As many of my dear readers, and illiterate friends, know, as CEO & FLOUNDER of the Bird Droppings Institute, located in lovely, but nearly all torn down Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs, not even "Blow Jobs", since Re-Puritans flooded to town with their religious "intolerance" insisting...
MAGALOOONS are throwing "Nip-Splits" over the shooting down of UFOs
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 21 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“"The secret of Freedom Lies in Educating the People, whereas the Secret to Tyranny is Keeping them ignorant!" I would say that the Re-Pugs have...”
Have you noticed the vicious attacks on the administration for shooting down the Chinese Balloon, and the other Unidentified Objects that flew over our country and Canada?Maga Lunatics' foghorns are blasting nonstop 24/7 screaming on social media that Biden is starting a "Galactic War" with an...
Biden Hits Home Run; Sour Patch Kids Sit on their tiny Hands
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 90 Comments • 8 Likes • last year
“You can have a difference in policy, but not on loyalty to your country! - John K. Roberts”
President Biden hammered a "Full Bases Loaded Homer", while the Spineless Kevin McCarthy and his "new squeeze", Margorie Taylor Green, and the "Sour Patch Kids" sat on their tiny hands, twisting and turning in their seats, like soiled, spoiled kids, hollering out at the president during the...
The Twisted Truth about "Doctored" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Newsvine Convergence • 7 Comments • 1 Like • last year
“I quote from my old friend, Steve Bunions, the former advisor to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", who said, "It is easy to fool MAGAS for they are as dumb as...”
We are NOT a divided country!We are a country controlled by Right-Wing Conservative Billionaires' dirty, disgusting, filthy MONEY that most of us slobber over! Vast amounts of filth! The problem, in my limited-by-the-years, stupid, simple-minded views is that the Republican Party sucks at that...
Inside the Twisted Insane - MAGA-LUNATICS
Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Op/Ed • 93 Comments • 5 Likes • 2 months ago
“"It is a black, bleached, white sheet!" - Jonathan Lipschitz”
The magic, my fellow Oak Tree Keepers of the Secret Knot, is not in this brilliant artifice! It is in the comments, damn it, idiots! It is in my witty, snappy, knee-slapping "re-snorts", in the comment section. That is where the battle is WON or LOST. (Must I tell you everything?)WARNING: The...
Confession of a NewsTalkers.com MEMBER
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 10 Comments • 6 Likes • 2 years ago
“"You are a Girlie Man!" - Arnold Stautzenberger ”
(CAUTION: This Treatise is Not Yet Rated. Proceed at your own peril. Please, wear apparel when reading. This ain't no smut channel. (But it could be) So dig right in, if you dare to hear da Tooth. The Whole Tooth and Nut-ing, butt da Tooth. It ain't no Dental office, either.)Yes, the rumors are...
Breaking News from Broke Back Mountain: GOP New Pleas for $$$
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 19 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 years ago
“"Money is an evil, dirty thing!" Rev Oral Fleece”
(This Epistle may be offensive to some readers. If your are offended by words, particularly poorly bunched together, perhaps you would be well advised to skip this masterpiece and skedaddle on over to the Right-Wing, Guns Are Everything Page, and lick there.)This treatise is constantly being...
The Untold Biography of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, Doctored. Told by an Idiot for Maroons, only!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 14 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“"The Information you are about to encounter is truthful, except the parts that are lies! Which are many. Read at your own peril. She is watching...”
When I was a kid studying for the electric chair, I lived in a poor part of town, "Trash-Landia."We were so poor we couldn't afford groceries, we had to rent them. We were so poor that we thought drinking sheep-dip was a delicacy.It wasn't until I grew up and moved away that I learned that my...
Democrats STOP Criticizing Democrats & Start Criticizing Conservative ReThugs
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 37 Comments • 7 Likes • 2 years ago
“"Vote Republicans Out Of Office!" - Doctored Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & FLOUNDER of the Less Than Prestigious "Bird Droppings...”
What the HELL is wrong with self-flagellating Democrats constantly criticizing Biden and the Democrat leadership, when every damn problem in this country is, and has been, created by the the Corporate Lackeys in Right-Wing, Religious Distorted, Republican Party?Republicans for over 20 years have...
