Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  132 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"You can VATCH me, anytime, Jerry Falwell, Jr.! I like da audience! - Melania”

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When your country is the Laughingstock of the world, Republicans adapt & Elect CLOWNS

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  135 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"Adapt or Die" - Nitwitian Scholar, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"”

BREAKING NEWS-From "Broke My-Freaking-Back Mountain," with Walter Concrete, Host of Meat The Press.So, let's get right to it!  Here are Trump's new advisers:"I only appoint the best!""Just as soon as I PARDON Steve Bunions, I am kicking Mike Pence to the curb, and making Stevie-boy my VP pick for...

Trump Sabotaging the POST OFFICE

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  144 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"Of course, I am! It is what I do. Destroy SHAT! - Donald J. Trump”

Notice, that there is NO LICENSE PLATE on the back of that truck, as required by state law. These removals are taking place in the "wee hours of the A.M."The culprit has no insignias on his clothing to indicate that he is employed by the US POST OFFICE!T-Rump and his crooked, Mafia-connected...

Trump Blames his "Crabbiness" on a Bad Case of CRABS!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Newsvine Convergence  •  31 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"Scratch, scratch. It is driving me nuts, nut!" - Trump”

DISCLAIMER:  If you are disappointed with REALITY, live in an insulated TRUMP BUBBLE, you might be more comfortable with one of the numerous Right-Wing Screetishs posted by Reverend Jim Bakker, scattered about TheNewsTalkers.comunist liberal pages.Send all complaints to:I Don't Dive a Damn, I Am...

EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT - A Primer Fer Maroons

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  41 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“"I didn't know I was so damn dumb." - Maroon”

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136,000 Americans DEAD from COVID19

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  198 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"When Karma takes a restroom break, then, perhaps, Carmine, head of the Notorious Carbino Crime Family, may need to step up with the stepped...”

And, still, the Sociopath in the White House refuses to wear a FACE MASK. Trump is juvenile, dangerous, and a continuous threat to the safety and well being of all Americans.What kind of world leader refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic because it makes him look weak. Is he still in the 7th...

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Mike Hunt's Taco Stand  •  37 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 years ago

“Not "Gay!" I am DEPRESSED. You would be, too, if you could read! - James Carville, or, someone that looks like him.”

WARNING:Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written in a fury, by the less than esteemed, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored." If you don't think I am...

Public Safety vs Police Brutality - The Need For A Cultural Change

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  76 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"We Are Better Than This!" - Rep. Elijah Cummings”

Change is inevitable, at times instantaneous, which is rare. More often than not it is a long hard-fought battle for justice taking years, decades even centuries.The Right to Vote for Women was a long, difficult battle against an institutionalized patriarchal culture stretching back tens of...

Without a QUARTER BACK, we have an Orange, Unqualified MASCOT leading this nation!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  195 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  4 years ago

“A mascot brings "good luck" to an event. Nothing more! - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"”

WARNING:  If the "Truth" hurts, please, do not read this tome. Skip it! We are presenting facts, photos, and proof as we collect it for readers' consideration!If you prefer "idolization of a "False Prophet", then, perhaps you might want to "Slither" over to one of those Right-Wing, Looney Tune,...

How can anyone Continue to Support Trump?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  229 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 years ago

“"Genus has its limits, Stupidity has none." A. Einstein”

Where is your breaking point?  Locking kids in cages, separating babies from their Mothers?Lying is a turn off for some. Is it for you?Trump is a pathological LIAR. Is that helpful to our nation or to the nations of the WORLD?What will it take for you to walk away from the Republican Party?Will you?