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Jordan Klepper a Real Man of Genius
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 26 Comments • 6 Likes • 4 years ago
“Jordan Klepper is a journalist/comedian who gives Trumpanzees the opportunity to explain their ignorance and stupidity”
Jordan Klepper is a contributor on The Daily Show. His segments are outstanding. The people he interviews are real Trumpanzees in their natural habitat (Trump rallies). It's amazing how much stupidity they spew. They are so full of shit, you can almost smell them through your monitor....
Steve Bannon Will be Charged with Criminal Contempt Today
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 95 Comments • 8 Likes • 4 years ago
“"We are going to kill it in the crib. Kill the Biden presidency in the crib.””
Steve Bannon may be the first individual referred to the Justice Department for refusing to appear after receiving a Congressional subpoena. I guess he doesn't have the energy to cite the Fifth Amendment. He would prefer to drink a fifth rather than take the Fifth. The Committee investigating...
January 6th Flag Being Worshipped by Right-Wing Flaggots
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 53 Comments • 4 Likes • 4 years ago
“She's carrying a flag that was carried at the peaceful rally with Donald J. Trump on January 6th.”
At a GOP rally in Virginia a woman was introduced with a LIE. "She's carrying a flag that was carried at the peaceful rally with Donald J. Trump on January 6th." ThIs ridiculous lie was told by a woman standing in front of a big poster that said "GODZILLA OF TRUTH." Everyone knows that...
Advertising that Appears in the Right Margin -->
By: al Jizzerror • The Zoo • 30 Comments • 6 Likes • 4 years ago
“That one poor girl is shit-faced.”
There are several ads along the side of my screen. ------> The ad on top is for fake (stronger) Adderall. I bet Donald Trump and Donald Junior are good customers. The second ad tells men they won't need Viagra if they fuck the woman in the picture once a day. The third ads says if...
National Gigolo Day (Columbus Day)
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 53 Comments • 10 Likes • 4 years ago
“Columbus managed to get Queen Isabel's family jewels.”
Today is Columbus Day. The banks, post offices and schools are closed to "celebrate". Butt Columbus did NOT discover America. Columbus never made it to North America. He crossed the Atlantic Ocean four times. He was the first European to see the Bahamas and he landed on (and named)...
The Forgotten History of the Filibuster (satire)
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 37 Comments • 7 Likes • 4 years ago
“THC (not The History Channel) used as a keyboard lubricant”
Benjamin Franklin was a genius. He literally captured “lightning in a bottle”. We all know the story of how he flew a kite during a thunderstorm and had his kite string attached (using a key) to a Leyden jar. Here is a famous image: The image is NOT accurate. Franklin knew how dangerous...
Republican Disinformation (Again)
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 111 Comments • 13 Likes • 5 years ago
“"No one said this wasn’t photoshopped."”
Republicans, led by their fearless leader Donald Trump are always yelling about "fake news". To them, any news they don't like is labelled "fake" even when it's 100% accurate. So one would think that Republicans would never publish "fake news" themselves. Well, one would be wrong to believe...
Trump's "Pathetic" Video from 2011
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 327 Comments • 6 Likes • 5 years ago
“"Isn't it pathetic"”
Please watch this short video (1:40). This is what HYPOCRISY looks like. Obviously, Obama did NOT "start a war with Iran". I can't wait to see the Trumpsters on NewsTalkers try to justify Trump's hypocrisy.
The Impact of Killing Qassem Suleimani
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 411 Comments • 9 Likes • 5 years ago
“Trump just killed the second most powerful figure in Iran”
I think everyone considers Qassem Suleimani to be a fucking asshole who deserved to die. He was responsible for thousands of deaths in the region including hundreds of Americans. Butt is killing that murdering prick worth a war with Iran (and their proxies)? Are American troops in the region...