Tim Cook Says He's Ready To Pull Twitter From App Store Once President Xi Gives The Order
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Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful
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Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary
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CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot
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Qatar World Cup Games To Cut Off Human Sales After 75th Minute
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Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'
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Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite
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Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy's
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'Twitter Is Dead,' 300 Million People Post On Twitter
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Joe Manchin Projected To Retain Control Of The Senate
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10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way
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Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
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Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave
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Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right
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Democrat Strategists Confused Why 'Do More Of What Got Us In This Mess' Message Not Resonating With Voters
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Republicans And Democrats Agree To Not Claim Election Was Rigged If They Win
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DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy
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Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI....
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Elon Musk Admits He Spent $44 Billion Just To Pull Off A Dad Joke
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Heartbroken Progressives Forced To Resort To Old-Fashioned Technique Of Just Not Reading Tweets They Don't Like
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While Eating Breakfast Thursday, Fetterman Suddenly Answers 3rd Debate Question From Tuesday
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Biden Says Something 'Smells Off' About This Dylan Chick
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Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist
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PA Senate Candidate Reminds Everyone That 'Fetterman' Is The Name Of The Doctor Who Created Him, Not His Actual Name
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CDC Adds Declining Math, English Scores To List Of COVID Symptoms
