The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  6 years ago

“"If you don't think I am 'DOCTORED'...look in my medicine cabinet. I take 17 medications, if I ain't "doctored," who is?”

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years ago."They didn't. It is just another damnable lie perpetuated by Republicans to cover up their...

Sore LOSER Trump, despite losing the election, continues to wallow in his pen like a SPOILED BABY!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 years ago

“"When Karma is taking a break, Kamala stepped in to SHUT this punk down. - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"”

"Baby Trumpy" is further debasing, degrading, and defiling his tenure in office by hurdling lie after lie like a warthog in a pig pen as he stokes his supporters to violence.How can CONGRESS stop this madness?

CRUSH THEM AT THE POLLS!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  34 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  6 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

We can do this. We MUST do it!Crush the cockroaches at the polls with a stampede of VOTERS! The Republican Party, hijacked by Extreme RIGHT-WING Billionaires seeking TAX CUTS for the Super Rich, has taken control of the "Party of Lincoln," turning it into the "Party of Greed!"Don't Eat The...

Remember, Folks, November 3rd, 2020 is "TAKING OUT THE TRASH DAY!"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  29 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

The "National Taking Out Da' TRASH DAY" is just around the corner. Be sure to wear your gloves, face mask, and bring your own hand sanitizer. We can't trust those who mistakenly believe that that lying sack of human waste, Donald J. Trump, is adequate presidential fodder, to be responsible to...

Armed Poll Watchers is "VOTER Intimidation"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Robespierre (French lawyer))”

Armed protesters storming a statehouse, armed poll watchers, armed militias, open carry laws, promoting QAnon, White Nationalists, Neo-Nazi Fringe Groups, Proud Boys, and the KKK - No American should support TRUMP.Trump is Anti-Science, Anti-Climate Change, Anti-Government, Anti-Rule of Law,...

Flying the Confederate Flag is NOT a Symbol of Patriotism!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  125 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  6 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

Would you feel safe in this mob of rabid, rowdy, fired up Trump Supporters?Trump makes NO effort to be president of all the people, he is CZAR ONLY of Hate riddled Red Necks with Red Faces from the Red States still flying the Confederate FLAG!I do not recall seeing the Confederate Flag flown at...

Blaming Bob Woodward for not releasing the Audio Tapes immediately for Trump's inaction is exploding in Trump's World

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  74 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  6 years ago

“The Secret of Freedom Lies In Educating The People, Where As The Secret To Tyranny Is Keeping Them Ignorant. - Rosespeirre”

The Inter-Nut, blogs, Facebook, Twitter, Tic-Tock, Barrooms, and, well-vented Jails are erupting with anger directed toward Bob Woodward, Journalist, whose's newest book, Trump Is A Muther-Fukar to the Tenth Power* (working title, according to our in-side-out "sauces") is scheduled to come out...

The JOY of Being A "Girlie Man"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 years ago

“"You are a Girlie Man!" - Arnold Swartzenegger ”

I like to do the dishes, washing them that is. I enjoy the feeling of making and seeing an instant change right in front of me left eye. My sister Frances (who because of the bullying she received about her name) would dry, then, use the dishtowel to dry her "crying eyes."I did not like to dry,...

Understanding Trumpers Ridin' dat Speed'n Trump Trainwreck to "Hill Billy Heaven"

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News Viners  •  99 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  6 years ago

“"Trump is jest like me."”

WARNING: This tome is Not for the Refined.  We are Urinalists - Not Journalists! The wetness you are feeling is part and parcel to the entire experience. After all, we are writing about Donald J. Trump!Recent Reviews:  - "The rough, raw, acid-like trip through the minds of Trumpers is...

Steve Bunions refuses to cover RNC's TURD NIGHT of Bull Chips!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  6 years ago

“"I may have no morals, but, this is even, too, much for a Scumbag like me to sit threw! I cannot, will not cover anymore RNC SHAT SHOWS! No,...”

Friends, Fiends, and Fellow NewsTalkers.communists, it is with a heavy heart, a monstrous load in me stinkin' Depends, that I must inform you'll that that "lying, unreliable scumbag," Stevie Bunions, our star political reporter in Washington, D.C., has refused to cover any more of the Republican...