U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
Via: gregtx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 years ago
Having Maxed Out Taxes On California Residents, Newsom Proposes New Tax On Florida Residents
Via: gregtx • Satire • 9 Comments • 3 years ago
Biden Says He'll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He's Done Letting It Spy
Via: gregtx • Satire • 33 Comments • 3 years ago
Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents
Via: gregtx • Satire • 12 Comments • 3 years ago
Galen Weston says to Canadians who can’t afford bread, “Let them eat McCain’s Deep N Delicious Frozen Cake”
Via: hallux • Satire • 4 Comments • 3 years ago
“Everything is broken so lets make it worse” vs “Everything is perfect so let’s fix nothing”
Via: hallux • Satire • 8 Comments • 3 years ago
Man caught stealing eggs from Loblaws charged with theft over $5,000
Via: hallux • Satire • 17 Comments • 3 years ago
Ukraine begs Canada not to donate Canadian military tanks
Via: hallux • Satire • 14 Comments • 3 years ago
Groundbreaking animal mind-reading study reveals ‘nothing interesting’
Via: hallux • Satire • 20 Comments • 3 years ago
White House Proudly Hangs '1 Day Without Classified Documents Discovered At President's House' Sign
Via: gregtx • Satire • 16 Comments • 3 years ago
Danielle Smith warns that Justin Trudeau’s reckless politics will get 400 million Albertans fired
Via: hallux • Satire • 9 Comments • 3 years ago
Canadian Gangsters finding it difficult to suffocate people with reusable bag
Via: hallux • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
Ford unsure if he should sell Ontario healthcare system to Loblaws, Tim Hortons, or Nestlé
Via: hallux • Satire • 3 Comments • 3 years ago
Yet Another Stash Of Classified Documents Discovered During Biden's Colonoscopy
Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office
Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
Marjorie Taylor Greene cuts ties with Dre after being told he’s a doctor
Via: hallux • Satire • 6 Comments • 3 years ago
Study Finds Despite Campaign Promises, Malarkey Has Increased 376% Under Biden
Via: gregtx • Satire • 1 Comments • 3 years ago
Following Speaker victory, Kevin McCarthy confident it will be “smooth sailing from here”
Via: hallux • Satire • 44 Comments • 3 years ago
Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
Via: gregtx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 years ago
Trump sues far-right Brazilian protestors for trademark infringement
Via: hallux • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
Via: gregtx • Satire • 15 Comments • 3 years ago
AOC Asks Why We Need A House Speaker Since Everyone Already Has Headphones
Via: gregtx • Satire • 16 Comments • 3 years ago
Clowns Debate Who Will Be Elected Next King Of The Clowns
Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
Small-dicked man still manages to fuck himself
Via: hallux • Satire • 4 Comments • 3 years ago
Oh No! Scientists Determine We're Actually Headed For An Ice Age And We Have To Pump As Much CO2 As Possible Into The Atmosphere Or We're All Gonna Die
