DeSantis is WORSE than Trump

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  285 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“DeSantis is using Trump's strategy - he wants the the White-wing knuckle draggers to believe that he hates the same people they hate.”

Some people have claimed that Ron DeSantis is "Trump light."  They think he like Donald Trump without the crazy. The truth about DeSantis is simple.  DeSantis panders to Trump's base - the fucking deplorables.  DeSantis uses a combination of ingredients to give Trump's base that he is one of...

Putin's Show of Farce

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  33 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  last year

“Putin's fancy ICBM fizzled, sputtered and failed.  As it turned out, Putin couldn't get it up.  Putin couldn't rattle his flaccid saber.”

President Biden made a gutsy trip to war torn Ukraine last Monday.  Biden praised President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people for their bravery and resolve in the ongoing war with Russia.  He also promised continued support from the US and NATO. Putin decided to counter Biden's upcoming visit...

Mossouri Republicans Give Toddlers the Right to Open Carry Guns

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  276 Comments  •  13 Likes  •  last year

“Missouri is now the "Shoot Me State"”

Do NOT go to Missouri!  You could get your kneecap blown off.  It may soon be legal for anyone, even toddlers, to open carry firearms.   And, no, this is NOT satire, sadly, it's fucking true.  The state House of Missouri is controlled by ammosexual Republicans who are, apparently completely...

Trump Lumps Himself in with Al Capone (again!)

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  15 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“"Trump lumped himself in with a murderer, a notorious bank robber, and one of the most powerful organized crime figures in American history."”

The Donald has once again provided his potential opponents with some free material for their upcoming campaign ads.  Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. Elon Musk has already re-instated Trump's twitter account, so stay tuned.  I hope The Donald starts tweeting again!  Trump can alienate...

Brandon Awarded Medal of Courage

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  218 Comments  •  16 Likes  •  last year

“Guns are NOT the solution, guns are the problem.”

I am fucking sick of the cowards who are afraid to say, "Fuck Biden" so they say, "Go Brandon." From now on, every time I hear a jackass say, "Go Brandon" I will think of Brandon Tsay, who is a true hero.  He confronted an armed mass shooter and disarmed him thereby saving lots of lives in...

RNC Elects Ronna McDaniel to Fourth Term

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  24 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“Mike Lindell claimed the RNC election was rigged (as he cried into his MyPillow).”

Ronna McDaniel was re-elected as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.  She's a MAGA Trumpanzee who criticized her Uncle Mitt for voting to convict her twice impeached fearful leader.  She was first elected RNC Chairman in 2017 and her first test was the 2018 midterm election.  In...

H.R. 25

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  44 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“This bill will defund Social Security, the IRS, Medicare and other popular government programs.”

Earl L. "buddy Carter has introduced a bill (again) that guarantees an inflation rate of at least 23% this year,  It places a 23% national sales tax on Americans that will go up every year.  It's just another tax scheme to help billionaires and fuck over working people WARNING:  I've gone...

Pence Also had Classified documents in his Home

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  46 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  last year

“It is obvious that the rules (and laws) that pertain to classified information should be updated.”

WTF? I guess the DOJ will appoint another Special Counsel to investigate Pence. First on CNN: Classified documents found at Pence’s Indiana home By Jamie Gangel, Jeremy Herb and Evan Perez, CNN Updated 11:04 PM EST, Tue January 24, 2023 WashingtonCNN —  A lawyer for former Vice...

Biden's new Presidential Memorandum

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  77 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  last year

“Calling on Congress to pass a "reproduction rights bill" will probably ensure that the fucking House of Reprehensibles will not even vote on it.”

Today (1/22/2013) is the 50th anniversary of the Roe v Wade decision that made abortion legal.  Joe Biden picked today to issue a new presidential memorandum to protect access to abortion pills. Here is the actual release from the White House: FACT SHEET: President Biden to Sign...

Donald Trump Is a "Sore Winner" Too

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  43 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“Trump, Lawyer Hit With $937,989 Sanctions in Clinton Case”

We all know that Trump is a sore loser.  Donald Trump is also a sore winner.  Despite his 2016 win over Hillary Clinton, he fired a lawsuit claiming that Hillary cheated in 2016.  In fact, Trump named 31 people and organizations that formed a huge conspiracy against him in his lawsuit. When...