Santos is Rewarded for being a Pathological Liar

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  242 Comments  •  16 Likes  •  last year

“McCarthy is NOT asking Santos to resign, instead, he's being rewarded.”

McCarthy should ask Santos to resign. George Santos gets two committee assignments Emily Brooks Tue, January 17, 2023, 5:45 PM EST The House GOP Steering Committee on Tuesday recommended that embattled Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) sit on the House Small Business Committee and House...

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  27 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  last year

“Republicans have been making Americans puke for years.”

In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN. Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep secret) to defund Social Security and Medicare.  Oh, and, of course, they planned to kill Obamacare (as...

It's Friday the 13th and Jason Is Pissed Off

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  27 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  last year

“Jason wants to kill everyone on NewStalkers.”

Today is Friday the 13th.  Some superstitious idiots think this is an "unlucky" day.  It isn't.   The 13 original colonies weren't unlucky. Friday the 13th isn't always unlucky Famous people born on Friday the 13th include Alfred Hitchcock, Fidel Castro and twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen....

Garland Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Biden

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  last year

“Special Counsel Robert Hur was appointed as a US Attorney by Donald Trump.”

I applaud Merrick Garland's decision to appoint a Special Counsel to investigate President Biden's mishandling of classified documents.  Garland has defused any notion that Biden is receiving preferential treatment.  Garland's choice for Special Counsel is outstanding. Garland appointed Robert...

The "Incredible" My Pillow Guy

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  105 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  last year

“MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he has evidence to put 300 million in jail for election fraud”

Mike Lindell is incredible - he has NO credibility. Mike Lindell Claims He Has Election Fraud Evidence To Jail Millions 'For Life' BY JENNI FINK ON 1/12/22 AT 3:01 PM EST MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is confident that he'll be successful in proving the election was fraudulent and recently...

Trump's Troubles

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  59 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  2 years ago

“The bad news for Republicans is that inflation is easing while wages are going up.  Gas prices are rapidly falling and toy and clothing prices are...”

The Donald had a very bad, no good, fucking terrifying week.  First the Trump Corporation was found guilty on seventeen counts of Criminal tax fraud.  Then Trump's hand picked hypocrite, Herschel Walker, lost the runoff election for the Senate in Georgia.  And finally, more classified...

Trump is an Enemy of the Constitution

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  188 Comments  •  14 Likes  •  2 years ago

““With the former President calling to throw aside the constitution, not a single conservative can legitimately support him, and not a single...”

The Donald wants to tear up the Constitution because of his stupid "Big lie".   Trump tweeted that he wants to "throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION?  A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the...

Trump is an Enemy of the Constitution

By: al Jizzerror  •  The Banned Played On  •  0 Comments  •  2 years ago

““With the former President calling to throw aside the constitution, not a single conservative can legitimately support him, and not a single...”

The Donald wants to tear up the Constitution because of his stupid "Big lie".   Trump tweeted that he wants to "throw out the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION?  A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the...

McCarthy Lies to Protect Trump

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  107 Comments  •  11 Likes  •  2 years ago

“I'm going death con 3 ON JEWISH PEOPLE - ye @kanyewest on Twitter”

Trump hugged and kissed Kayne West in the White House in 2020. Trump enjoyed dinner at Mar-a-Lago with antisemitic rapper "Ye" (Kanye West), Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos. So what has Trump said about his dinner guests?  The Donald said he didn't know who they are.  So permit me to...

I Won a Turkey!

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  132 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  2 years ago

“So now it's "Black Friday". It's the day Americans celebrate by having interracial sex.”

A neighborhood church conducted a food drive last week.  They wanted people to drop off canned goods at the church.  I'm an atheist butt I decided to contribute all of the old cans in my pantry.  I had two cans of creamed corn that I didn't plan to ever eat.  So I tossed them in a bag and added...