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The Twitter Implosion
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 449 Comments • 13 Likes • last year
“How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one. - Elon Musk”
The Twitter implosion is shaking social media. Elon Musk (the most intelligent person in history) laid off a bunch of Twitter employees and promised to abuse any employees who decided to stay. Since Musk has instituted his new "hardcore" policy, all employees are required to work naked. The...
RUN!! The Red Tsunami is Gigantic!
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 278 Comments • 13 Likes • 2 years ago
“there was no huge "Red Tsunami" that Fox Noise and the Retrumplicans were predicting.”
It's now 12:20 AM. The votes are still being counted. It's extremely close. The Retrumplicans immediately gained five House seats in Florida because of DeSantis' gerrymandering. I won't lie. The Democrats may have lost control of the House of Representatives. Right now the Senate stands at...
The Lizard of Oz
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 137 Comments • 12 Likes • 2 years ago
“The Wizard of Oz, "The Great and Powerful Oz" eventually admitted that he was a fraud. Mehmet Oz, “The Lizard of Oz", is also a fraud butt he...”
In the classic book/movie The Wizard of Oz, "The Great and Powerful Oz" eventually admitted that he was a fraud. Mehmet Oz, "The Lizard of Oz", is also a fraud butt he won't admit it. Mehmet Cengiz Öz[ is the Republican nominee in the 2022 United States Senate election in Pennsylvania and...
Nancy Pants is a Badass!
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 180 Comments • 16 Likes • 2 years ago
“"I want him to come. I want to punch him out!"”
Nancy Pelosi wanted to "punch out" The Donald On January 6th. Unfortunately the Secret Service protected Trump from Nancy. I would have loved to see Nancy knock that lying motherfucker down on his fat ass.
Donald Trump Jr., Born With a Silver Spoon in His Ass, Doesn't Like Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan | Vanity Fair
Via: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 103 Comments • 10 Likes • 2 years ago
“The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.”
I paid off my college loans years ago. I do NOT think of Biden's loan forgiveness is a slap in my face. I know that Donald Trump Jr., like his father is a stinking piece of fecal matter. The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
Surprise, Jared Kushner's Book Sounds Like Complete Dogshit
Via: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 11 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 years ago
“Kushner, the human embodiment of nepotism, apparently wrote one of the worst political memoirs in recent memory.”
Jarhead Kushner published a horrible, very bad, suck ass book. He could have provided an inside look at the Trump Whitehouse. He didn't. If you're interested in seeing Jarhead brag about how impotent he is, oops; I meant how important he is, then this book is a for you. If you enjoy puking,...
Was Lauren Boebert a "Paid Escort"?
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 58 Comments • 10 Likes • 2 years ago
““Partisan organizations putting out blatantly false and disgusting accusations won’t stop me from advancing freedom and conservative values,””
NOTICE: Lauren Boebert denies the allegations that she was a paid escort who had two abortions. Boebert also claims she is going to sue The American Muckrakers PAC for making those allegations. Boebert wants a showdown with The American Muckrakers PAC The American Muckrakers PAC is the...
GOP Candidate Releases Death Threat Political Ad
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 64 Comments • 10 Likes • 2 years ago
“Order your RINO Hunting Permit today!”
Eric Greitens is the former Governor of Missouri. Greitens resigned from office in 2018 following a series of scandals. Why many Missouri Republicans fear Eric Greitens could win the state's Senate primary April 29, 20225:00 AM ET Heard on All Things Considered...
Trump is Responsible for High Oil Prices
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 100 Comments • 9 Likes • 2 years ago
“Trump wanted higher oil prices. Biden wants lower oil prices.”
Why is gasoline over $5.00/gallon? One reason is that Donald Trump brokered a deal with OPEC oil producers in 2020 to cut production. Trump plays key role in brokering historic oil deal The president 'showed his skill at dealmaking President Trump played a key role in the historic agreement...
Pardon Me
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 28 Comments • 9 Likes • 2 years ago
“Scott Perry has vehemently denied that he asked for a pardon.”
Liz Cheney dropped a bombshell during the first session of the January 6th House committee hearing. She said that Congressman Scott Perry was one of several House Republicans who asked The Donald for presidential pardons. Naturally, Scott Perry has vehemently denied that he asked for a pardon....