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"Howdy, The News Talkers Fiends", I be a newbie and I want to introduce myself to you all!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 46 Comments • 6 years ago
A short, but, sad introduction to my new friends on The News Talker.com I was once like you, now, I'm not. Due primarily to the frequent, unsolicited beatings I have endured from Conservative Right Wing Christians who daily seek to convert me to their strange, backwoods Mythology. I have...
What will it take for Right Wing, Evangelicals, Born Upside Down & Backwards FAKE CHRISTIANS to Awaken From their Religious Comas?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politics • 8 Comments • 6 years ago
As many of you may know, I, too, am a Man of Glob, er, "Man of GOD", ordained by the Universal Church of Lice, er, "Life", in the early 1970s. I preach under the nom de plume of Reverend Oral Fleece, Pasteur, of the Church of the "How Big Is Your Wallet, How Small Is Your Brain?" Located in the...
Are Evangelicals Christ Like?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Religious and not News Chat • 54 Comments • 2 Likes • 4 years ago
“"There is a reason the Funding Fathers included a provision for the Separation of Church and State". - Reverend Oral Fleece, pastor of the "Church...”
Jesus did not speak his parables in "Tongues", nor did he pray in "Tongues" to His GOD! Evil-Genitals do! Jesus did not HATE the poor, or, chastise them for being poor. Evil-genitals do! Jesus didn't extol his followers to take up arms against the "Evil Government". Evil-Genitals do! Jesus...
ERECTION Results For Mildew, Ohio, WHERE THERE ARE NO JOBS,!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 19 Comments • 7 years ago
A disclaimer: This libelous piece of dribble is the sole responsibility of the half-wits at EAT THE PRESS – Do Not Read It! All complaints should be folded, stapled and shoved up your crevice, where the sun doesn’t shine. If, on the other hand, you are upset by words, but, not deeds, then,...
Trump, the Accussed Child Rapist, is again in the news, thanks to his BF Jeffrey Epstein's re-indictment on CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING!
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 97 Comments • 1 Like • 5 years ago
“"She's Not My Type." Donald J. Chump”
BREAKING NEWS: July 7, 2019:ttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-arrested-in-new-york-today-on-charges-related-to-sex-trafficking-2019-07-05/ JEFFREY EPSTEIN, Trumps Best Friend, and fellow traveler Child Sexual Predator arrested. Charges of Child Sex Trafficking have been brought...
Al Franken's Political Assassination
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 34 Comments • 7 years ago
FRANKEN is resigning at this moment to an oration of praise by his fellow Democrat Senators for his contributions to the Senate and for his work on behalf of his Constituents from the "State of 1000 Lakes", Minnesota.Why is Franken resigning? The accusations against him, especially those from...
Inside the Alt Right, All White Trump Whitehouse at Christmas
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 10 Comments • 1 Like • 7 years ago
What does a Christmas in the Alt-Right, All-White Folks-Only Trump White House look like? One see the most gigantic, "biggest, best ever" Xmas tree hung with "Indictments" dangling from its barren branches. "The Halls Are Decked" with droves of Russian Conspirators rehearsing their denials with...
Ever Wonder What The Inside of the Alt Right, All White Trump Whithouse Looks & Sounds Like At Christmas?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • News & Politics • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 6 years ago
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Garrison Keller Goes Down
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 10 Comments • 7 years ago
Another "Mighty, left leaning Liberal" has fallen! "FIRED" for alleged "improper behavior", dallying in the Valley of Love. With so many going down, do you think DONALD J. TRUMP, "America's Biggest SEXUAL PREDATOR", could be next in line? Trump leads the pack with 19 women accusing him of...
Should Franken Be Forced To Resign?
By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It • Politic • 25 Comments • 7 years ago
Should Franken be forced to resign?Judge Roy Moore, the famous Gun Waving, Cowboy is running for Senate as a Republican in the highly contested election in Alabama has weighed in on the so called "Franken Sexual Harassment Incident". Judge Moore said that if he is elected, he will personally"...