Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  133 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  5 years ago

“"Be Best" - Melania Trump”

Ladies, and, Up and Coming College Freshwoman:If you are ambitious and cannot wait to become "famous and rich", then, this "self-help article" is for you.Most of us "wannabe tramps" want to become "rich and famous bitches", like the "Housewives of Atlanta", by the fastest means possible, don't...

"Hookers" on Social Media - Is there a Proper Time & Place?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  21 Comments  •  6 years ago

Is there something on my face? Every day I get a friend's request from an attractive, nearly nude woman. They all seem to say the same thing, "I am ready to lick you"!"Lick me?" Why would an attractive, nearly nude woman who can't afford to buy a bra that keeps her "knockers" from falling out...

I have decided to throw my head into the Presidential Hat for 2020. Send Money!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  6 years ago

Do you know what has got my panties in a knot? The upcoming presidential election, scheduled for 2020, if we still have a country, by then. After careful review of the presidential fodder currently under consideration, I decided that "Hell, I am that stupid why don't I jump in, also". And, my...

A Bill Before Congress, "Blow Before You Vote" may PREVENT FUTURE WARS!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 years ago

“"Congress Is too drunk on its own power, and/or, on expensive licquors provided free of charge to our elected officials. We need a bill that insure...”

How To Change Congress in a JIFFY? Grease the Skids!Simply put, folks, my proposal, "BLOW BEFORE YOU VOTE" bill, now, making the rounds of Republican's favorites stomping grounds, "Gay Bars" in Washington, D. C, where successful lobbyists meet up with unsuccessful politicians to get things...

Plans Underway for Trump's Presidential Library and Adult Book Store

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  33 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 years ago

“"I don't need to read. I have a great mind". - Donald J. Trump, or, someone that sounds like him.”

DISCLAIMER:  Adult language and content throw around here!  Beware: Or, in your underwear! If you are offended by words, not deeds, you may want to skip these riveting pages and slither over to a "WRONG WING NUT JOB" DISCUSSION GROUP.As Publisher & Flounder of the "Less Than Presidigous,...

UNDERSTANDING TRUMP'S RANTS

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  3 Comments  •  6 years ago

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating this highly contagious disease, currently, sweeping through Congress like a BLUE TSUNAMI, known...

60 MINUTES to air TOPLESS INTERVIEW with Stormy Daniels, This Sunday!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 years ago

“"Bare, big breasted women attract viewers! Male, female, and all those in between". - Roger Ailes”

In an all-out battle for ratings, FOX TV NETWORK FAUX NEWS and 60 MINUTES, according to our sauces, are in a "death match" to determines who wins the title of "Top Dog", a prestigious award each year to the network that aired the sleaziest program.Fox has consistently won this, year after year,...

A Scientific Approach To Understanding Trump

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Heated Discussions  •  2 Comments  •  5 years ago

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, specialists in treating the highly contagion plague menacing politicians in Washington, D.C., commonly "ass to mouth" syndrome. These highly defamed professors, scholars and former Barnum...

Talking With Yourself Is Preferable to Talking To A Trump Supporter!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 years ago

“"A man that lies to himself if probably tell the TRUTH to his wife." - Donald J. Trump, Author of the Art of Lying”

Hi, Eat the Press - Do Not Read It, readers, I am John K Roberts, not, my alter selves:  Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", or, "The Reverend Oral Fleece, Straight From the Street & Not from the Police", nor, the many other personaes that I employ to keep creditors at bay.It is a...

Understanding Trump

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  6 years ago

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating this highly contagious disease, currently, sweeping through Congress like a BLUE TSUNAMI, known...