Trump Gets New Podiatrist's Note in Preparation for War with Canada
Via: bob-nelson • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 3 weeks ago
President Trump also ensured that his age - slightly over the limit - is known to his local draft board
Vatican officials 'embarrassed' after leading Indigenous delegation to wrong secret vaults - Walking Eagle News
Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 34 Comments • 10 months ago
The end of blonde jokes?
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 115 Comments • 10 months ago
Jon Stewart's 'Daily Show' return is so smooth, it's like he never left
Via: hallux • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 53 Comments • last year
Houthi promo
By: outis • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 3 Comments • last year
Habitual Linecrosser is not always... empathetic.
But he's almost always funny.
"He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer" idioms
Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 17 Comments • last year
Graphic credit: Learning.mind.com
All I Want for Christmas is . . . Jews!
Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 11 Comments • 2 years ago
You'll get a kick out of this
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 9 Comments • 2 years ago
You'll get a kick out of this
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his...
A Naughty Joke
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 40 Comments • 2 years ago
Black Panties
Ann had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Ann said she'd go out, but didn't know...
Marriage Jokes for Adults
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 10 Comments • 2 years ago
Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married Helena a good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't...
Flu Shot Substitute
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 2 years ago
Here is the substitute for the flu shot.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon...
The Paint Can
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 15 Comments • 2 years ago
The Paint Can
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an entire month."
The couple agreed...
What is Couple Sex?
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 7 Comments • 2 years ago
What is Couple Sex?
All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to share.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and
keep the hearing aids tuned up....
A Potato Story
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 12 Comments • 2 years ago
A Potato Story
Well,A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,And finally they got married, and had a little sweetPotato, which theyCalled'Yam.'Of course, they wanted the best for...
A Scottish Golf Story
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 8 Comments • 2 years ago
Some amusing inscriptions on old tombstones!
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 22 Comments • 2 years ago
Some amusing inscriptions on old tombstones!
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942.Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.It...
A Little Political Humour
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 8 Comments • 2 years ago
A Little Political Humour
Donald Trump and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu Sadhu, had car trouble in the countryside, before they asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There...
You're An EXTREME Redneck When....
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 18 Comments • 2 years ago
You're An EXTREME Redneck When....
.
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids..The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas...
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 3 Comments • 2 years ago
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF WONDERFUL TRIVIA...............
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE...
Did I read that sign right?
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 11 Comments • 2 years ago
We ALL Need to Laugh More
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 2 years ago
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank...
Old Guy Jokes
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 22 Comments • 2 years ago
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to...
Safety Procedures for Those Living in Florida (Cold Weather)
By: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 214 Comments • 2 years ago
Subject: Your Financial Lesson for Today
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 5 Comments • 3 years ago
Subject: Your Financial Lesson for Today
2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
'This is the dumbest kid in the...
A Golf Story
By: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 3 years ago
An old golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?
The golfer replied that his...
