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Swat Team Storms Home - To Arrest A 7 Year Old.

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 18 Comments • 9 years ago

In a stunning development, a SWAT TEAMinDowney California, a suburb of Los Angeles,attempted to arrest Mechem Gumby, age 7, last night.The SWAT TEAM, armed with an ''arrest warrant'' from Judge...

40 Signs You’re Almost 40

Via: perrie-halpern • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 5 Comments • 9 years ago

'Cause it will only be worse when you are 50! 1. Your favorite bands from high school now play on classic rock stations. subpop.com 2. And your favorite TV shows play on...

Stoner Christmas Carols

Via: swamijim-sez • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 9 years ago

With the holiday season approaching, I started thinking back to the days of my mis-spent youth (quite apart from the days of my mis-spent adulthood). I remember with nostalgia (and euphoric...

‘Dear Santa’: Adorable Christmas Requests from Kids, 1900s—Now

Via: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 9 years ago

Dear Santa: Adorable Christmas Requests from Kids, 1900sNow By Beth Greenfield, Yahoo Shine Staff, December 17, 2913 A preserved 1915 letter to Santa Claus went viral this week because of...

Holiday Greetings to You

Via: swamijim-sez • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 22 Comments • 9 years ago

We wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to our friends and family, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So we met with our...

Twas the Neocon Christmas

Via: swamijim-sez • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 8 Comments • 9 years ago

'Twas the night before Christmas, and through the compound Not a creature was stirring, For fear of live rounds; The shotguns were hung by the chimney with care, In hope that double-ought...

Twas the TreeHugger Christmas

Via: swamijim-sez • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 12 Comments • 9 years ago

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad Not a hipster was tripping, not even old Dad; Eco-tote sacks were hung by the chimney with care, In hope that the Welfare...

Teen Arrested For Pulling Knife on Dad After Not Getting iPhone for Xmas

Via: sixpick • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 7 Comments • 9 years ago

BROCKTON - A Massachusetts teenager was arrested on Christmas day after police say he pulled a knife on his father because he did not receive an iPhone he wanted for Christmas. 18-year-old...

Huge Crime Spree In Lampe Missouri - National Guard Called In

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 31 Comments • 9 years ago

A crime spree has reached epidemic proportions in the up scale town of Lampe Missouri, authorities report. It's gotten so bad that we are all arming ourselves and families, according to local...

Canada - The Most Dangerous Country in the Americas

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 74 Comments • 9 years ago

Many articles have been posted here on NT, regarding crime in the United States. Dangerous cities, both big and small. Dangerous states, counties, neighborhoods. We covered them all.I think that...

CNN, With Perrie Halpern & Anderson Cooper, Do Fraudulent News Years Eve Show

Via: jerry-verlinger • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 19 Comments • 9 years ago

The New Years Eve 2014 show on CNN was supposed to feature Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, but if you check real close you will see that it was not really Kathy Griffin on that stage, it was...

How To Piss Off Your Wife, Partner, Girl Friend - Without Doing A Thing

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 67 Comments • 9 years ago

As I have discovered many times in the past, there is one sure way to piss of your wife, partner, girl friend without saying or doing a single thing.I discovered once again, (for around 100 times...

Today's laugh

Via: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 10 Comments • 9 years ago

A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening TimesLast Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the...

The New and Improved Newstalkers Will Debut Feburary 1st. Details Below.

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 64 Comments • 9 years ago

It has come to my attention that there is some dispute on NT, regarding how arguments are to be settled. Civil, uncivil, or somewhere in between. After long deliberations the ''Chiefs'' has come...

Ten Ways to Tell You Might Be Native American

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 74 Comments • 9 years ago

It's humor folks. http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/01/29/10-ways-tellyou-might-be-native-american-153307

The Government Announces New Progam to Help the Economy

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 5 Comments • 9 years ago

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare...

Texting For Seniors

Via: larry-crehore • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 9 years ago

A friend emailed these to me thought others might enjoy them: Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD - At the Doctor's * BFF...

What 'Groundhog Day' Taught Us About Life (and Groundhogs)

Via: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 9 years ago

What 'Groundhog Day' Taught Us About Life (and Groundhogs) By Lauren Tuck, Yahoo Shine Staff | Healthy Living Fri, Jan 31, 2014 Every Feb. 2, a groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil...

10 More Ways to Tell you Might Be Native American

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 6 Comments • 9 years ago

Ayyyyyeeeee, let me addone.If you buy your wild rice in 50 lb commodity sacks, you might be Native American...

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO PUBLIX SUPERMARKET

Via: buzz-of-the-orient • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 11 Comments • 9 years ago

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO PUBLIX SUPERMARKET (our Favourite Place To Shop in Florida) >>>>> Yesterday I was at the Villages' (an area north of Orlando full of retirees) Publix (our...

After 90years with no fanfare it just disappears

Via: larry-crehore • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 2 Comments • 9 years ago

For the first time in almost 90 years no one has seen it. Kevin Carlyon, the High Priest of White Witches claims to have cast a spell on it. The white witch has vowed to return this summer...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Via: jerry-verlinger • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 1 Comments • 9 years ago

That sticky stuff on your mouse is not candy!

Found this ... said "Why Not?!"