Tagged: Satire

Hide, Fido! - by Andy Borowitz - The Borowitz Report

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 5 Comments • yesterday

Giuliani Warns Matt Gaetz That Trump Never Pays His Attorneys

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 48 Comments • yesterday

Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included Her Prenuptial Agreement

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 25 Comments • one month ago

Trump Says He Will be too Senile to Debate in Late October

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 14 Comments • 2 months ago

SATIRE! For those who don't know who Andy Borowitz is

DOZENS OF REPUBLICAN LEADERS IMMEDIATELY CALL FOR TRUMP TO BE REPLACED AS GOP NOMINEE FOLLOWING GUILTY VERDICT

By: • NEWSMucks • 26 Comments • 6 months ago

Vince McMahon Faces Allegations of Trafficking

By: • The Banned Played On • 10 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan. 29, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Vincent Kennedy McMahon was recently implicated in grotesque sex scandal involving allegations of trafficking and engaging in fecal sex play. I guess...

Why Do Generals Worry About Trump?

By: • The Banned Played On • 7 Comments • 9 months ago

Jan. 26, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News What do generals really think about the prospect of a Trump dicktatershit? Trump is an existential threat. The donald is also a fucking traitor....

Trump is A Big Wiener in New Hampshire

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan. 24, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Trump is a big wiener in Hew Hampshire, butt he won the primary anyway. Will Trump now have the courage to debate? Trump looks good, doesn't he?...

Ron DeSantis Quits!

By: • The Banned Played On • 17 Comments • 10 months ago

Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop. It was the smell of his presidential campaign going down the toilet. DeSantis was once considered to be the heir...

Trump's Theory of Magnetism

By: • The Banned Played On • 6 Comments • 10 months ago

Water has no effect on magnets but apparently The Donald thinks water washes off magnetic properties. If Biden said anything that stupid Fox would say it proves he’s senile.

Republican Caucuses Turn Iowa Blue

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan 15 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - A “bomb cyclone” has brought Arctic weather to Iowa as Republicans huddled together trying not to freeze their caucuses off. A Wind Chill Warning has been...

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • 11 months ago

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case Jan 10, 2024 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - In the federal appeals court, the former president’s lawyers claimed that Trump has unlimited...

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?

By: • The Banned Played On • 51 Comments • last year

Neanderthals in popular culture Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude,...

The Meanest Meme Of the Year

By: • The Banned Played On • 10 Comments • last year

Like many of you, I enjoy creating memes. This is the cruelest meme I have created this year. It's based on a true story: 2 dead, more than 40 injured in rollover crash of bus...

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War

By: • The Banned Played On • 94 Comments • last year

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War August 25, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News ) - Sarah Palin apparently wants to be Trump’s running mate. I hope she “helps” The Donald as much...

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate

By: • The Banned Played On • 158 Comments • last year

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY...

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy

By: • The Banned Played On • 11 Comments • last year

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy August 21, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News ) Former President Donald Trump sought advice from a super computer on tonight’s Republican presidential...

Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg

By: • The Banned Played On • 20 Comments • last year

Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could...

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum

By: • The Banned Played On • 8 Comments • last year

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum July 29, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Have you noticed that Rhonda Santis is pretending to be masculine? Rhonda isn’t in the closet with...

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss

By: • The Banned Played On • 15 Comments • last year

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss With a Republican Woman Who Is Not Named Melania Kristyn Burtt Fri, July 21, 2023, 3:09 PM EDT Twitter is going nuts after a...

Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood

By: • The Banned Played On • 18 Comments • last year

Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood The Lionhead Rabbit Invasion Feral rabbits are considered Florida’s new “invasive species”. In the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale, there’s a...

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi

By: • The Banned Played On • 49 Comments • last year

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Lionel Messi is the world’s best soccer player and he is coming to the United States. Unfortunately he signed with...

The Freedumb Caucus Feud

By: • The Banned Played On • 14 Comments • last year

Freedumb Caucus feud just got even more ridiculous Two weeks after its members voted to oust Greene, it's not clear whether the vote was even successful. The Freedom Caucus is infamous...

CASEY DESANTIS: A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND HONOR

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • last year

Twitter Users Notice Something Weird In Resurfaced Ron DeSantis Beach Pic A campaign photo from 2015 is making waves because of one bizarre little detail However,...

Ron DeSantis Declares War on the LGBTQ Community

By: • The Banned Played On • 17 Comments • last year

Ron DeSantis is determined to run to the right of The Donald. He is now featuring the most homophobic video in political history. While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ,...

Did Melanoma "Screw-the -Pooch"?

By: • The Banned Played On • 4 Comments • last year

Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple...

Gay Couple Cited by Christian Web Designer who Won Supreme Court Case may not Exist

By: • The Banned Played On • 16 Comments • last year

Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme...

Why Did the Snow in Utah turn Pink?

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • last year

Utah Blanketed by Pink Snow for Pride Day June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The plentiful snow pack in Utah has turned pink. It is purely coincidental that it happened on "Pride...

DeSantis Supporters Visit Disney World

By: • The Banned Played On • 2 Comments • last year

Nazis Visit Disney World June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Nazi protestors visited Disney World to show their displeasure for a liberal mouse. They also enjoyed the opportunity...

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer

By: • The Banned Played On • 85 Comments • last year

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over...

Trump has a New Enemy

By: • The Banned Played On • 25 Comments • last year

Like Nixon, Trump has an ever growing enemies list. I proudly volunteer to be a part of that illustrious group. Trump Names A Baffling New Enemy In Latest Unhinged All-Caps Rant Ed Mazza...

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created?

By: • The Banned Played On • 82 Comments • last year

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created? May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a...

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois

By: • The Banned Played On • 1 Comments • last year

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire

By: • The Banned Played On • 29 Comments • last year

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...

NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale

By: • The Banned Played On • 149 Comments • last year

NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE). “Since...

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run

By: • The Banned Played On • 70 Comments • last year

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The...

Mitch McConnell Hospitalized

By: • The Banned Played On • 86 Comments • last year

Well, it's happened again. Moscow Mitch McConnell has taken another fall. Doctors believe his shell protected him from serious injury. Several onlookers helped roll him off of his back butt...

Ron DeSantis: Puss in Boots

By: • The Banned Played On • 44 Comments • last year

Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war! As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new...

Putin's Show of Farce

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • last year

President Biden made a gutsy trip to war torn Ukraine last Monday. Biden praised President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people for their bravery and resolve in the ongoing war with Russia. He...

Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather

Via: • The Beacon • 3 Comments • last year

Trump Lumps Himself in with Al Capone (again!)

By: • The Banned Played On • 15 Comments • last year

The Donald has once again provided his potential opponents with some free material for their upcoming campaign ads. Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. Elon Musk has already re-instated...

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

By: • The Banned Played On • 27 Comments • last year

In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN. Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep...

America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls

By: • Confucius • 8 Comments • 2 years ago

America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls SATIRE: The National Security Agency has determined that panda bears, whether live in zoos or beloved children's companion dolls must be banned...

House Republicans want Hunter Biden investigation. Because of course.

Via: • The Reality Show • 47 Comments • 2 years ago

The House Republicans' agenda revealed. Trolling, taunting, spamming, and off topic comments may be removed at the discretion of group mods. NT members that vote up their own comments, repeat...

The Twitter Implosion

By: • The Banned Played On • 449 Comments • last year

The Twitter implosion is shaking social media. Elon Musk (the most intelligent person in history) laid off a bunch of Twitter employees and promised to abuse any employees who decided to...

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 39 Comments • 2 years ago

At ‘Justice For J6’ Rally, Trump Supporters Get The Last Laugh

Via: • Americana • 72 Comments • 3 years ago

This is hilarious! The government fantasy of arresting a bunch of pro Trump Americans for trumped up charges and making of them a public spectacle turned out to be a complete and total failure and...

Navy SEALS Arrest Hillary Clinton—(Satire Warning) - Def-Con News

Via: • The Reality Show • 15 Comments • 3 years ago

A BOROWITZ REPORT THREESOME

Via: • The Beacon • 2 Comments • 3 years ago

Andy accomplishes the impossible! He imagines even greater absurdity than what is actually happening. That's not easy!

Dwayne Johnson refuses to 'concede' Sexiest Man Alive title to Michael B. Jordan

Via: • The Reality Show • 23 Comments • 4 years ago

Too funny, I think.

Biden Campaigns Door-To-Door In JPMorgan Chase Headquarters

Via: • News Viners • 1 Comments • 4 years ago

Well, now we know. Joe Biden has knockers.

Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 6 Comments • 4 years ago

We can never have too much of the Borowitz Report around here.

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 37 Comments • 4 years ago

WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...

In Bold Anti-Trump Statement, Pelosi Rips Up Bible | The Babylon Bee

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 45 Comments • 4 years ago

SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Chaos and Unrest in the Land (Satire)

By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 45 Comments • 4 years ago

CHAPTER V: SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Chaos In The Land Melania, Trump's mistress, former adulteress, now, wife of a Fake POTUS, real POS lives in the White House. She was raised in Slovenia,...

‘The Onion’ Launches New Cover-Up Desk To Suppress Today’s Most Damning Stories

Via: • News Viners • 6 Comments • 5 years ago

Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...

By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 49 Comments • 5 years ago

And he says Rex Tillerson is 'dumb as a rock.'

Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 25 Comments • 6 years ago

ORLANDO ( The Borowitz Report )—Speaking to reporters on Thursday morning, Vice-President Mike Pence ripped the New York Times and vowed never to write for it again. “I think the New York...