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Citing losses and destruction, Hamas figures in Gaza urge leaders to strike deal
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6 months ago
Photo: Hamas leaders Ismail Haniyeh and Yahya Sinwar in Gaza City, June 26, 2019. (Hassan Jedi/Flash90) Important related Articles: 1. Hillary Clinton Slams Anti-Israel Protests On...
Houthis offer education to students suspended in US protest crackdown
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8 months ago
Photo: People stand atop a pile of barricades as they lead a chant at an encampment by students protesting against the Israel-Hamas war at George Washington University in Washington. (File/AP)
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape
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Satire
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last year
Important Related Articles: 1. Israel And Activists Accuse U.N. Of Slow Response To Accounts Of Hamas Militants Raping Women 2. #Lilith: The Silence Surrounding the Sexual Violence of...
BREAKING NEWS: 5 Things To Know About The Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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3 years ago
. File Photo courtesy Ramsey County Sheriff's Office/UPI | License Photo # 4: What about the other officers present during the murder? As with the other 4, the answer to this...
Cats Playing Patty Cake (The original version)
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Pets & Animals
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3 years ago
Originally this video was posted by a Frenchman named "Fairset". And the cats were speaking in their native language, which is French (not English). Several people have taken the video and dubbed...
Weekend Update: BIDEN WINS 2020 ELECTION!!! - SNL Humor
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4 years ago
In front of the White House, chants of “This is what democracy looks like” and “U.S.A.” broke out as soon as the election was called. A pedestrian popped a bottle of champagne and sprayed it...
Trump Keeps Attacking Biden For His Gaffes, But Has A Fair Share Of His Own | The 11th Hour | MSNBC
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4 years ago
No. No. No. Donald, it did not happened that way. Not in this universe of reality anyway?! Who put that in your teleprompter? How long did that quote exist in your 'prompter' without notice?
Humor: Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone?
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4 years ago
The internet has made so many things obsolete, like maps, phone books, and rotary phones. Ellen was curious to see how young people would function without the world wide web, so she challenged a...
Neanderthals Are Cropping Up Like Hairs On an Old Man's Nose, and, just as Disgusting!
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5 years ago
The history that we have been taught is all wrong! Anthropologists, and, other half-baked. East Coast-Pinko, swishy scientists have brainwashed us into believing "Neanderthals died out about...
Welcome To My Coming Out Party
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5 years ago
For 77.6.16 years, like, perhaps, many of you, girls, I hid in the CLOSET, afraid to come out. But, not anymore. Today is the day! Welcome to my Coming Out Party. Gifts, particularly large...
Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) . . . a big LOL . . . but
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6 years ago
Two months ago the Saudis dropped an American made bomb on a school bus full of children. Several times watching this I literally LOL! Oliver was incredibly funny here-- worth watching for the...
Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Just Meant Having To Deal With Bears & Sh*t!
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6 years ago
Credit Alex Wong/Getty Images WASHINGTON—Somewhat taken aback by her pivotal role in Brett Kavanaugh’s potential confirmation to the Supreme Court, Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) confessed to...
Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery
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6 years ago
Photo Credit: KomoNews WASHINGTON—Explaining that the lifetime appointment would provide vital structure and purpose, newly sober Brett Kavanaugh introduced his Alcoholics Anonymous...
WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!
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5 years ago
Why Hide In the Closet? It stinks in there! CAUTION: Big Boy language slung about "Chere"! If you are queer that way, and, are offended by words , but, not by deeds, please, by all means...
Welcome to My "COMING OUT PARTY"!
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5 years ago
CAUTION: Trump language tossed about here. https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1924070950982925/?t=0 If language offends, but, actions do not, perhaps, you might be better served to...
In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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6 years ago
Source LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately. “No excuses: there is...
I have decided to throw my head into the Presidential Hat for 2020. Send Money!
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6 years ago
Do you know what has got my panties in a knot? The upcoming presidential election, scheduled for 2020, if we still have a country, by then. After careful review of the presidential fodder...
"Howdy, The News Talkers Fiends", I be a newbie and I want to introduce myself to you all!
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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6 years ago
A short, but, sad introduction to my new friends on The News Talker.com I was once like you, now, I'm not. Due primarily to the frequent, unsolicited beatings I have endured from Conservative...
So, that malicious prick in charge of the Universe gets board one day and tells you he's about to kill you "Just cause he can"
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Anthropology & Archeology
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7 years ago
How would YOU react to your own imminent death? Guy in Pompeii looks like he died wanking it If you knew death was imminent, what would you do?...
Donald Trump’s ‘Criminal Aliens’ Hotline Trolled With Reports Of Extraterrestrials
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7 years ago
YURI_ARCURS VIA GETTY IMAGES Are these “criminal aliens?” This almost certainly isn’t what he had in mind. When President Donald Trump signed an executive order in January...
Sanctuary City (Chicago) - Promotional Ad Campaign
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7 years ago
I am not an advocate of sanctuary cities and the organized, willful violation of federal laws, but the reason I am sharing this is that I thought it was funny. I am sure that not everyone...
Kellyanne Conway Suggested Microwaves Can Spy On People & Twitter Couldn't Take It
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7 years ago
PHOTO: AP/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK President Trump has yet to provide any evidence to support his claims that Trump Tower was bugged by the Obama administration during the election, but Kellyanne...
Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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8 years ago
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Responding to his flagging poll numbers and a string of newspaper editorials and cable news pundits questioning his fitness to lead, Republican presidential nominee Donald...
Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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8 years ago
PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday...
