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Tagged: humor

"He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer" idioms

"He's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer" idioms


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  17 Comments  •  3 months ago

Graphic credit: Learning.mind.com
Miley Cyrus's Feminist Version of "Santa Baby"

Miley Cyrus's Feminist Version of "Santa Baby"


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  4 months ago

All I Want for Christmas is . . . Jews!

All I Want for Christmas is . . . Jews!


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  11 Comments  •  4 months ago

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape


Via: krishna  •  Satire  •  25 Comments  •  4 months ago

Important Related Articles: 1. Israel And Activists Accuse U.N. Of Slow Response To Accounts Of Hamas Militants Raping Women 2. #Lilith: The Silence Surrounding the Sexual Violence of...
School tells parents it will NOT be providing litter trays for pupils who identify as cats and warns 'this kind of behaviour is not acceptable'

School tells parents it will NOT be providing litter trays for pupils who identify as cats and warns 'this kind of behaviour is not acceptable'


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  17 Comments  •  5 months ago

DeSantis to Replace Disney World with "Dilbert" Theme Park | The New Yorker

DeSantis to Replace Disney World with "Dilbert" Theme Park | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  last year

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  last year

Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather

Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather

Via:   •  The Beacon  •  3 Comments  •  last year

Herschel Walker Claims Election Was Rigged Against Person with Fewer Votes | The New Yorker

Herschel Walker Claims Election Was Rigged Against Person with Fewer Votes | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 years ago

Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist

Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist


Via: jbb  •  Satire  •  28 Comments  •  2 years ago

Herschel Walker Claims He Is Honorary Power Ranger

Herschel Walker Claims He Is Honorary Power Ranger


Via: jbb  •  Satire  •  30 Comments  •  2 years ago

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 years ago

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker


Via: hallux  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 years ago

Social-media users in China are obsessing over a conspiracy theory claiming the COVID-19 virus was produced by US-linked laboratories in Ukraine

Social-media users in China are obsessing over a conspiracy theory claiming the COVID-19 virus was produced by US-linked laboratories in Ukraine


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  2 years ago

"What goes around comes around!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Daylight-Saving Time a Conspiracy to Control Clocks | The New Yorker

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Daylight-Saving Time a Conspiracy to Control Clocks | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  2 years ago

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker

Via:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  39 Comments  •  2 years ago

God Is Getting Ready to Do Something Amazing

God Is Getting Ready to Do Something Amazing


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  27 Comments  •  2 years ago

Related: Russia-Ukraine Crisis Complicates American White Evangelicals' Love For Putin
Tyranol: The Drug For Conservatives Who Want to Forget They Praised Putin

Tyranol: The Drug For Conservatives Who Want to Forget They Praised Putin


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  2 years ago

Putin's Allies

Putin's Allies


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  2 years ago

Trump v Toilets

Trump v Toilets


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  2 years ago

Photo credit: KILO LUX/Shutterstock   Evan El-Amin/Shutterstock  (Licensed)  remix by Jason Reed Important Related Article: Investig ators Find Gaps In White House Logs Of...
Watch "Man Pays Tribute to Olympic Curling With Roomba and Swiffer

Watch "Man Pays Tribute to Olympic Curling With Roomba and Swiffer


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  2 years ago

 "Conservatives Get BLINDSIDED By The Bible"

"Conservatives Get BLINDSIDED By The Bible"


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  25 Comments  •  2 years ago

If Commercials Were Real Life - My Pillow

If Commercials Were Real Life - My Pillow


Via: krishna  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 years ago

Larry Elder Claims Widespread Evidence of Him Losing | The New Yorker

Larry Elder Claims Widespread Evidence of Him Losing | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  3 years ago

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors | The New Yorker

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors | The New Yorker


Via: kavika  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  60 Comments  •  3 years ago

Evangelicals Unmasked

Evangelicals Unmasked


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  3 years ago

Sometimes it's hard to understand some of the weirder antics of the MAGA folk. What's actually going on with those irrepressible Trump fanatics? Of course there are several factors influencing...
Birds Aren't Real. Movement Says Birds Are Government Drones

Birds Aren't Real. Movement Says Birds Are Government Drones


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  3 years ago

Trump to Be Reinstated in August as President of Trump University | The New Yorker

Trump to Be Reinstated in August as President of Trump University | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  3 years ago

Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump | The New Yorker

Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  3 years ago

Susan Collins Sad That Joe Manchin Has Replaced Her as Most Annoying Senator | The New Yorker

Susan Collins Sad That Joe Manchin Has Replaced Her as Most Annoying Senator | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  15 Comments  •  3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS:  5 Things To Know About The Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict

BREAKING NEWS: 5 Things To Know About The Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  7 Comments  •  3 years ago

. File Photo courtesy Ramsey County Sheriff's Office/UPI |  License Photo # 4: What about the other officers present during the murder? As with the other 4, the answer to this...
Old Things In Your House That Are Actually Worth A Fortune

Old Things In Your House That Are Actually Worth A Fortune


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  10 Comments  •  3 years ago

Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes for Season 46 Finale - SNL (!)

Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes for Season 46 Finale - SNL (!)


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  3 years ago

And now here's something that will offend many people ....
G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence | The New Yorker

G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  3 years ago

New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny | The New Yorker

New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  3 years ago

A BOROWITZ REPORT THREESOME

A BOROWITZ REPORT THREESOME

Via:   •  The Beacon  •  2 Comments  •  3 years ago

Andy accomplishes the impossible! He imagines even greater absurdity than what is actually happening. That's not easy!
NINJA CATS!

NINJA CATS!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  3 years ago

Re-seed. One of several humous cat videos on YouTube channel "Parole de Chat" to be re-seeded here. In the original French with English sub-titles. Previous: Cats Playing Patty Cake...
Cats Playing Patty Cake (The original version)

Cats Playing Patty Cake (The original version)


Via: krishna  •  Pets & Animals  •  5 Comments  •  3 years ago

Originally this video was posted by a Frenchman named "Fairset". And the cats were speaking in their native language, which is French (not English). Several people have taken the video and dubbed...
Jon Ossoff Wins Georgia Runoff, Handing Democrats Senate Control

Jon Ossoff Wins Georgia Runoff, Handing Democrats Senate Control


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  17 Comments  •  3 years ago

Trump Furious After White House H.R. Schedules His Exit Interview | The New Yorker

Trump Furious After White House H.R. Schedules His Exit Interview | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  4 years ago

An Oral History Of Watching CNN This Election Week

An Oral History Of Watching CNN This Election Week

Via:   •  We the People  •  1 Comments  •  4 years ago

Who would you choose?

Who would you choose?

By:   •  Mike Hunt's Taco Stand  •  42 Comments  •  4 years ago

You are president elect, who do you choose as your press secretary? 
New Trump Lawsuit Seeks to Overturn Obama's 2008 Election | The New Yorker

New Trump Lawsuit Seeks to Overturn Obama's 2008 Election | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  4 years ago

Weekend Update: BIDEN WINS 2020 ELECTION!!! - SNL Humor

Weekend Update: BIDEN WINS 2020 ELECTION!!! - SNL Humor


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  4 years ago

In front of the White House, chants of “This is what democracy looks like” and “U.S.A.” broke out as soon as the election was called. A pedestrian popped a bottle of champagne and sprayed it...
Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution | The New Yorker

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  4 years ago

Colin Jost Shows Off His Wedding Ring on SNL After Marrying Scarlett Johansson

Colin Jost Shows Off His Wedding Ring on SNL After Marrying Scarlett Johansson


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

Related:. Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost Get Married in Intimate Ceremony
Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College | The New Yorker

Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  4 years ago

Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!

Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  37 Comments  •  4 years ago

Here various experts explain why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) wants you to vote for Donald Trump-- a definite "Must See" for all patriotic Americans!!!. Important Related Seed: Trump To...
Desperate Trump Alleges Ties Between Joe Biden and Jill Biden | The New Yorker

Desperate Trump Alleges Ties Between Joe Biden and Jill Biden | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  4 years ago

Americans Favor Continuing to Mute Trump After Debate | The New Yorker

Americans Favor Continuing to Mute Trump After Debate | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

HUMOR -  COVID-19 Protests & Sexy Hand Sanitizer (SNL)

HUMOR - COVID-19 Protests & Sexy Hand Sanitizer (SNL)


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  12 Comments  •  4 years ago

New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden | The New Yorker

New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump's collusion with Putin doesn't seem to be working this time!
Donald Trump Confident He Will Defeat Hillary Clinton | The New Yorker

Donald Trump Confident He Will Defeat Hillary Clinton | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

The public braces for more of Clinton's eight year old emails.
Ben Carson Wondering Where Everyone at White House Has Gone | The New Yorker

Ben Carson Wondering Where Everyone at White House Has Gone | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

The place was deserted. Nobody tells Ben anything!
Prez Sez He's 110%: "I kicked COVID's Ass, I am Superman" - The Lint Screen

Prez Sez He's 110%: "I kicked COVID's Ass, I am Superman" - The Lint Screen


Via: jbb  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  18 Comments  •  4 years ago

More like 110% bad for America. Vote Democratic!
Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani | The New Yorker

Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  29 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump is having a lot of trouble overcoming his natural unlikeability...
Obama Proposes Cancelling White House's Cable to Get Trump to Leave | The New Yorker

Obama Proposes Cancelling White House's Cable to Get Trump to Leave | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump watches up to forty hours of TV each day...
Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family | The New Yorker

Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  4 years ago

Kayleigh McEnany Claims No One Has Worked Harder Than Trump to Protect Americans from Facts | The New Yorker

Kayleigh McEnany Claims No One Has Worked Harder Than Trump to Protect Americans from Facts | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  4 years ago

Nobody ever worked harder to disinform Americans...
Trump Keeps Attacking Biden For His Gaffes, But Has A Fair Share Of His Own | The 11th Hour | MSNBC

Trump Keeps Attacking Biden For His Gaffes, But Has A Fair Share Of His Own | The 11th Hour | MSNBC


Via: cb  •  News & Politics  •  46 Comments  •  4 years ago

No. No. No. Donald, it did not happened that way. Not in this universe of reality anyway?! Who put that in your teleprompter? How long did that quote exist in your 'prompter' without notice?
Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker

Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  22 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years | The New Yorker

Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  4 years ago

I've got a rail, tar and feathers if you've got the time...
Trump Warns That Biden Presidency Would Mean Regular Mail Service and Sports | The New Yorker

Trump Warns That Biden Presidency Would Mean Regular Mail Service and Sports | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  4 years ago

Harris Tells Trump She Cannot Send Him Birth Certificate Without Postal Service | The New Yorker

Harris Tells Trump She Cannot Send Him Birth Certificate Without Postal Service | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  4 years ago

Here we go again. May the best woman win...
Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck | The New Yorker

Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  4 years ago

If Barr hurts now wait till he has to put them all back...
Trump Questions Whether Oakland Is Located in United States | The New Yorker

Trump Questions Whether Oakland Is Located in United States | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  4 years ago

Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker

Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  45 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Maliciously Speaking in Complete Sentences | The New Yorker

Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Maliciously Speaking in Complete Sentences | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January | The New Yorker

Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  4 years ago

Biden Leading Trump Among Voters Who Favor Being Alive | The New Yorker

Biden Leading Trump Among Voters Who Favor Being Alive | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  4 years ago

Voters For Trump Ad - SNL

Voters For Trump Ad - SNL


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November | The New Yorker

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  51 Comments  •  4 years ago

What's next? January? 
This is How I Talk! - SNL

This is How I Talk! - SNL


By: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  10 Comments  •  4 years ago

IMO this is one of their funnier ones....typical of their zany, far-out type of humour!
Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump cannot keep blaming everything on aliens...
Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate

Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate

Via:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  6 Comments  •  4 years ago

We can never have too much of the Borowitz Report around here.
Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma

Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  66 Comments  •  4 years ago

William Barr Denies Testifying Before Congress | The New Yorker

William Barr Denies Testifying Before Congress | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  4 years ago

I don't know. Did Bill Barr "Testify"? It is debatable!
In Major Setback for Trump, Court Rules He May Send Troops Only to Cities He Can Identify on Map

In Major Setback for Trump, Court Rules He May Send Troops Only to Cities He Can Identify on Map


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  4 years ago

Trump doesn't know Sheboygan from Vladivostok!
Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker

Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  4 years ago

It ain't easy being a Trump but the pay is pretty good!
Trump Blames Plummeting Poll Numbers on People Paying Attention When He Talks

Trump Blames Plummeting Poll Numbers on People Paying Attention When He Talks


Via: jbb  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  4 years ago

Does Trump really think we aren't listening?
Oklahoma! (Satire)

Oklahoma! (Satire)


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  14 Comments  •  4 years ago

Hat tip: sandy-2021492  
Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Nation's Ramps | The New Yorker

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Nation's Ramps | The New Yorker


Via: john-russell  •  Stranger Than Fiction  •  57 Comments  •  4 years ago

NT "CAPTION THIS VIDEO" CONTEST!

NT "CAPTION THIS VIDEO" CONTEST!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  25 Comments  •  4 years ago

NT "CAPTION THIS VIDEO" CONTEST! This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time-- watch Dr. Birx's facial expressions...priceless!!! Which NT member will write the funniest caption ....
When was America Great?

When was America Great?


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  51 Comments  •  4 years ago

Make America Great Again. A wonderful idea.  But-- now that America is no longer great (and therefore has to be made "Great" again)...a logical question arises: When was America...
Saluting the Heroes of the Pandumbic

Saluting the Heroes of the Pandumbic


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  18 Comments  •  4 years ago

Ya can't make this stuff up!   
Nobody Knows More About Anything Than Trump!

Nobody Knows More About Anything Than Trump!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  13 Comments  •  4 years ago

 Comedians have figured out the trick to covering Trump

Comedians have figured out the trick to covering Trump


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  4 years ago

Note: I just came across this video. Yes, it's from 3 years ago. So why am I seeding it now? Because IMO its one of the best analyses of the weakness of the traditional media approach...
And now for something completely different . . .

And now for something completely different . . .


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  4 Comments  •  4 years ago

Dogs in Penguin Costumes
Humor: Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone?

Humor: Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone?


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  28 Comments  •  4 years ago

The internet has made so many things obsolete, like maps, phone books, and rotary phones. Ellen was curious to see how young people would function without the world wide web, so she challenged a...
The 12 Gays of Christmas

The 12 Gays of Christmas


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  5 years ago

Note: This is a "bootleg" copy. Due to our socialist government's policy of The War on Christmas, producing or viewing anything re: Christmas may be subject the user to fine or imprisonment...
Petition: Expose Mitch McConnell as a Turtle

Petition: Expose Mitch McConnell as a Turtle


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  5 years ago

Michael Scott  started this petition to  President Donald J. Trump  and 8 others Mitch McConnell is a turtle person and he must be stopped. He has strong armed the entire...
5 bulls found dead in Oregon; then the story gets weird

5 bulls found dead in Oregon; then the story gets weird

Via:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  55 Comments  •  5 years ago

SALEM, Ore. — The first dead bull was found in a timbered ravine in eastern Oregon. There was no indication it had been shot, attacked by predators or eaten poisonous plants. The animal's sex...
Full Scaramucci: The President is having a ‘total mental breakdown’

Full Scaramucci: The President is having a ‘total mental breakdown’


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  5 years ago

Scaramucci-- making politics fun again!
Neanderthals Are Cropping Up Like Hairs On an Old Man's Nose, and, just as Disgusting!

Neanderthals Are Cropping Up Like Hairs On an Old Man's Nose, and, just as Disgusting!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  46 Comments  •  5 years ago

The history that we have been taught is all wrong!  Anthropologists, and, other half-baked. East Coast-Pinko, swishy scientists have brainwashed us into believing  "Neanderthals died out about...
Welcome To My Coming Out Party

Welcome To My Coming Out Party


Via: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  121 Comments  •  5 years ago

For 77.6.16 years, like, perhaps, many of you, girls, I hid in the CLOSET, afraid to come out. But, not anymore. Today is the day!  Welcome to my Coming Out Party. Gifts, particularly large...
Why I Support Judge Roy Moore. Because I am stupid

Why I Support Judge Roy Moore. Because I am stupid


Category: News & Politics
Duration: 00:09:05
Caption This 2

Caption This 2


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  14 Comments  •  5 years ago

Caption This!

Caption This!


Via: krishna  •  Pets & Animals  •  34 Comments  •  5 years ago

What caption would you use for this?
Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...

Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...

By:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  49 Comments  •  5 years ago

And he says Rex Tillerson is 'dumb as a rock.' 
Washington Post Neologism Contest

Washington Post Neologism Contest

By:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  24 Comments  •  5 years ago

New meanings for old words
Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)  . . . a big LOL  . . . but

Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) . . . a big LOL . . . but


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  6 years ago

Two months ago the Saudis dropped an American made bomb on a school bus full of children. Several times watching this I literally LOL! Oliver was incredibly funny here-- worth watching for the...
Disagree with someone? Call them another Hitler!

Disagree with someone? Call them another Hitler!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  19 Comments  •  6 years ago

Adolph Hitler -- one of the worst mass murderers in all of history -- has now become the go-to metaphor in comparison for anyone you have a minor disagreement with. After reading...
Return of The Pink Panther: Seeing Eye Monkey (Minky - Meenky)

Return of The Pink Panther: Seeing Eye Monkey (Minky - Meenky)


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  6 years ago

Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Just Meant Having To Deal With Bears & Sh*t!

Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Just Meant Having To Deal With Bears & Sh*t!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  11 Comments  •  6 years ago

Credit Alex Wong/Getty Images WASHINGTON—Somewhat taken aback by her pivotal role in Brett Kavanaugh’s potential confirmation to the Supreme Court, Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) confessed to...
Kavanaugh Hearing - SNL Cold Open  (with Matt Damon)

Kavanaugh Hearing - SNL Cold Open (with Matt Damon)


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  53 Comments  •  6 years ago

I'm a "keg is half" full kinda guy . . .
Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery

Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  6 years ago

Photo Credit:  KomoNews WASHINGTON—Explaining that the lifetime appointment would provide vital structure and purpose, newly sober Brett Kavanaugh introduced his Alcoholics Anonymous...
What is "Funny" These Days?

What is "Funny" These Days?

By:   •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  147 Comments  •  6 years ago

I decided to write this piece because of a seed on the front page. I think this discussion has to happen because the funniest people I know are being accused of having lost that most essential...
I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape

I Trimmed My Bush Into A Heart Shape


By: cobaltblue  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  192 Comments  •  6 years ago

Wait. What??
A Collection of Funny Crap

A Collection of Funny Crap


By:   •  Funny stories, humor, memes, or any shit that makes one laugh  •  73 Comments  •  4 years ago

Everyone has a lifetime of humorous stories to tell.  Some weren't all that funny when they happened, but in retrospect....   That is what this blog is all about.  And without any...
WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!

WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  17 Comments  •  5 years ago

Why Hide In the Closet? It stinks in there! CAUTION:  Big Boy language slung about "Chere"!  If you are queer that way, and, are offended by words , but, not by deeds, please, by all means...
Welcome to My "COMING OUT PARTY"!

Welcome to My "COMING OUT PARTY"!


Via: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  5 years ago

CAUTION:  Trump language tossed about here. https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1924070950982925/?t=0 If language offends, but, actions do not, perhaps, you might be better served to...
Everybody Is A Critic

Everybody Is A Critic


Via: tfargo  •  Entertainment  •  68 Comments  •  6 years ago

Inspired from a Tweet: NewMexicoNomad (@505Nomad) tweeted at 9:19 AM on Wed, Apr 11, 2018: There have always been critics.    https://t.co/icw4i6KO6n (...
In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands

In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands


Via: spikegary  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  14 Comments  •  6 years ago

Source LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately. “No excuses: there is...
I have decided to throw my head into the Presidential Hat for 2020. Send Money!

I have decided to throw my head into the Presidential Hat for 2020. Send Money!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  6 years ago

Do you know what has got my panties in a knot? The upcoming presidential election, scheduled for 2020, if we still have a country, by then. After careful review of the presidential fodder...
The Day the Squirrels Attacked

The Day the Squirrels Attacked


By: trout-giggles  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  65 Comments  •  6 years ago

Looks peaceful doesn't it? Don't let it fool you. Lurking in that lush greenery and peaceful setting is an evil creature known as  Sciurus carolinensis aka Gray Squirrel. Don't let that...
Understanding Trump

Understanding Trump


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  6 years ago

"PSYCHOANALYSIS NOW - PAY LATER", is a new psychological service available at all Quickie Marts, courtesy of Drs. Ding Dong and Ding-A-Ling", conjoined Siamese Twins, who specialize in treating...
"Howdy, The News Talkers Fiends", I be a newbie and I want to introduce myself to you all!

"Howdy, The News Talkers Fiends", I be a newbie and I want to introduce myself to you all!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  46 Comments  •  6 years ago

A short, but, sad introduction to my new friends on The News Talker.com I was once like you, now, I'm not. Due primarily to the frequent, unsolicited beatings I have endured from Conservative...
Humor:  Top 50 Yogi Berra Quotes

Humor: Top 50 Yogi Berra Quotes


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  6 years ago

Yankees legend Yogi Berra, who passed away last year, would have been 91 years old today. An 18-time All-Star, Berra appeared in 14 World Series as a member of the Yankees and won 10 of...
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations


By: spikegary  •  Other  •  22 Comments  •  6 years ago

Here they are (Humor tag added, so John will know and not be upset) Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive fires – won’t. You are not...
The Lighter Side of the "Statue" Controversy

The Lighter Side of the "Statue" Controversy


Via: robert-in-ohio  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  7 years ago

Lots of over reaction in both directions on the issue of statues memorializing U.S. history of late ..... But on the lighter side ....  
Why people argue so much in online discussion forums

Why people argue so much in online discussion forums


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  41 Comments  •  7 years ago

  Link: xkcd
Bazinga

Bazinga


Via: krishna  •  Mental Health and Wellness  •  4 Comments  •  7 years ago

New Private Group

New Private Group


Via: citizen-kane-473667  •  Other  •  79 Comments  •  7 years ago

NSFW Humor, posts, pics, & vids.  Need I say more? https://thenewstalkers.com/citizen-kane-473667/group/127/the-secret-room
So, that malicious prick in charge of the Universe gets board one day and tells you he's about to kill you "Just cause he can"

So, that malicious prick in charge of the Universe gets board one day and tells you he's about to kill you "Just cause he can"


Via: arkansashermit-too  •  Anthropology & Archeology  •  16 Comments  •  7 years ago

                  How would YOU react to your own imminent death?     Guy in Pompeii looks like he died wanking it If you knew death was imminent, what would you do?...
Bill Maher Hilarious Reaction to Trump Firing FBI Director Comey

Bill Maher Hilarious Reaction to Trump Firing FBI Director Comey


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  7 years ago

Donald Trump’s ‘Criminal Aliens’ Hotline Trolled With Reports Of Extraterrestrials

Donald Trump’s ‘Criminal Aliens’ Hotline Trolled With Reports Of Extraterrestrials


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  9 Comments  •  7 years ago

YURI_ARCURS VIA GETTY IMAGES Are these “criminal aliens?”  This almost certainly isn’t what he had in mind.  When President  Donald Trump  signed an  executive order  in January...
A new candidate for NT membership!

A new candidate for NT membership!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  7 years ago

We should find out how to locate this dude...and invite him to join NT.  He'd fit right in!  
Sanctuary City (Chicago) - Promotional Ad Campaign

Sanctuary City (Chicago) - Promotional Ad Campaign


Via: robert-in-ohio  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  7 years ago

I am not an advocate of sanctuary cities and the organized, willful violation of federal laws, but the reason I am sharing this is that I thought it was funny.  I am sure that not everyone...
The Funniest Windows Error Messages You Have Ever Seen

The Funniest Windows Error Messages You Have Ever Seen


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  5 Comments  •  7 years ago

Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?

Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?


Via: krishna  •  Religion & Ethics  •  12 Comments  •  7 years ago

(An "Oldie but Goodie" from The Onion News Network)  
Hitler reacts to Donald Trump Getting the Republican Nomination for President

Hitler reacts to Donald Trump Getting the Republican Nomination for President


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  15 Comments  •  7 years ago

I just came across this...a bit late for the election, but never-the-less . . .  
Stand Strong Against The Lunacy Of The Right!

Stand Strong Against The Lunacy Of The Right!


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  7 years ago

Trump urges his fellow Republicans to stand strong against the lunacy of the Right!!! But will they heed his urgent warning? Two days after pointing his finger at Democrats for the failure of...
Kellyanne Conway Suggested Microwaves Can Spy On People & Twitter Couldn't Take It

Kellyanne Conway Suggested Microwaves Can Spy On People & Twitter Couldn't Take It


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  10 Comments  •  7 years ago

PHOTO: AP/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK President Trump has yet to provide any evidence to support his claims that Trump Tower was bugged by the Obama administration during the election, but Kellyanne...
Why People Act Like Such Assholes on the Internet

Why People Act Like Such Assholes on the Internet


Via: krishna  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  7 years ago

Source: xkcd "Duty Calls"
Libscars 2017 - The Snowflake Oscars

Libscars 2017 - The Snowflake Oscars


Via: xxjefferson51  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  7 years ago

Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars." But this year is different. "The movies" we so love and cherish have given way to...
Diamond and Silk give Mariah Carey Singing and Lipsyncing advice

Diamond and Silk give Mariah Carey Singing and Lipsyncing advice


Via: krishna  •  Entertainment  •  2 Comments  •  7 years ago

Silent Monks Singing Halleluia

Silent Monks Singing Halleluia


Via: krishna  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  1 Comments  •  8 years ago

Straight No Chaser - The Christmas Can-Can

Straight No Chaser - The Christmas Can-Can


Via: krishna  •  Entertainment  •  5 Comments  •  8 years ago

Authentic Old Tyme Music II: Vanita Smythe (Back Door Man)

Authentic Old Tyme Music II: Vanita Smythe (Back Door Man)


Via: krishna  •  Entertainment  •  4 Comments  •  8 years ago

Authentic Old Tyme Music: Ruth Brown (If I Can't Sell It...)

Authentic Old Tyme Music: Ruth Brown (If I Can't Sell It...)


Via: krishna  •  Entertainment  •  5 Comments  •  8 years ago

Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him

Trump Complains Entire Personality Rigged Against Him


Via: kavika  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  6 Comments  •  8 years ago

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Responding to his flagging poll numbers and a string of newspaper editorials and cable news pundits questioning his fitness to lead, Republican presidential nominee Donald...
Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die

Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die


Via: kavika  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  14 Comments  •  8 years ago

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday...
Trump’s World View

Trump’s World View


Via: bob-nelson  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  8 years ago

Trump’s World View